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Imagine if Monica and Roberta successfully took Liam and raised him.

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Imagine if Monica and Roberta successfully took Liam and raised him.

Just met Adam Jones in my hotel. Gosh he was so nice!

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“Sarah said she’d just have one showerbeer, however, that was not true. She ended up getting out of the shower and having another..” (NSFW) Drinking Contact Haze by Elysian Brewing Company

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Enjoying a shower...uhh..beverage before getting a Brazilian. It helps numb the pain I swear. Cheers! (NSFW) Drinking Lemon Lavender Hi Boy by Cann (cannabis infused tonic)

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The more you drink it the better it tastes I promise. If you add some lime and chamoy it’s even better. (NSFW) Drinking Modelo Michelada Mango Chile

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Man, I wish I could post this on Instagram because my hair looks amazing lol. Solid brown ale too! (NSFW) Drinking Turbodog by Abita

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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About to host a board game meetup at a brewery with 77 RSVP’s!! If even half that show up I’ll be so happy. I desperately needed this showerbeer to help settle my nerves. (NSFW) Drinking Ol’ faithful 805

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Dying my hair and having a showerbeer before preparing for the BLM protest. This sour is super tasty btw. Totally perked me right up. (NSFW) Drinking Cherry Sournova by Almanac Beer Company

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Gardening has always been a positive outlet for me. Unfortunately, I always become too depressed to take care of my garden and plants wither and struggle. Quarantine has forced me to be stuck at home and my garden has actually flourished! Here’s my first harvest, cucumbers and an Anaheim peppers

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Raise your hand if you think the world would be a better place if everyone would just drink a showerbeer once and awhile? (NSFW) Drinking Guinness Draught stout

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Today I learned I’m allergic to my new eyeliner. Cheers to not being able to see for the sake of beauty! (NSFW) drinking Here Comes Mango IPA by Belching Beavers

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Mandatory Michelada showerbeer after getting tattooed. (NSFW) I assume they gave me Modelo mixed with tomato juice, lime, hot sauce and Tajin. I’m probably forgetting an ingredient or two. I also got 12 tacos.

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Had a productive day and felt like having a showerbeer. (NSFW) Drinking Chelada by Modelo

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My roommates are driving me bananas. Cheers to everyone that’s keeping their shit together during these hard times! Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning. Showerbeers are one of my only private moments and they means the world to me. You guys mean the world to me. (NSFW) drinking 805

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It was my birthday a few days ago and I decided it’s time that I make a massive life change...On Monday I’m going to school to be an electrician! I’m so excited! Cheers friends! (NSFW) Drinking Citra Haze NEIPA by Cedar Crest Brewing

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My entire household is working from home because of COVID-19 and I totally forgot that. I just awkwardly got caught carrying these two beers into my room for showerbeer time...My roommate definitely thinks I’m an alcoholic now...cheers fellow boozers. [NSFW] Drinking 805 and Fort Point KSA

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Only damn beer in the house is ginger beer so I mixed it with some of my kombucha to make a mocktail. (I’m trying not to drink on school nights) cheers! (NSFW)

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Sometimes I’m too depressed to stand in the shower. However, I’m never too depressed to drink in the shower. Cheers to forcing yourself to shower even when you desperately do not desire to. Drinking Old Rasputin by North Coast. (NSFW)

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Quick shower Michelada before spending an unhealthy amount of time playing AC Valhalla (NSFW) Drinking 805 with Clamato and shit

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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If you need a Kathy Bates fix do yourself a favor and watch Misery! She is incredible in it! She’s also fucking insane.

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How many Modelo’s did it take for the stressed out girl to take a shower? (NSFW) Drinking Modelo Negra

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Exhausted after spending six hours stripping the red from my hair. Now I’m whatever color this is..Cheers to chemicals and tasty brews! (NSFW) Summer American pale ale by Fremont Brewing

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Someone (friend of a friend I bumped into on my isolation walk) offered me a smoke today and I proudly told them that I’m a non-smoker. 74 days without even a drag! Decided to treat myself to a showerbeer. (NSFW) Drinking Hazy Little Thing by Sierra Nevada. Cheers gang!! Also happy Monday!

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Enjoying a tasty showerbeer after getting adjusted by my chiropractor. He said I was about an inch taller after! (NSFW) Drinking Flipside Red IPA by Sierra Nevada.

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I've now had over 40 K infusions! This medicine is lifesaving (for me)! I’ve tried it all! ECT, TMS, 15+ psych meds, Spravato, micro-dosing, etc. I’m incredibly grateful to K.

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F28 SW:157 CW: 129. Process picture on the left 2/5/20 135 ish. Current picture taken today 129. IF 16/8 sometimes 18/6 or OMAD. Light exercise mainly walking.

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This is not an easy thing to admit, I have debt. Well, I had debt. Debt I impulsively made while rapid cycling years ago. Debt that I ignored and hoped it would just go away. Today I paid it off with help I got from the credit card company. Admitting my mental health struggles made this happen.

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Scored 148/150 on my electrical principles quiz today!! Thought I deserved a damn showerbeer! This is the best picture I got before my shower became a steam room/hot box lol. Cheers friends!! (NSFW) Drinking Half Moon Bay IPA

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Desperately needed Things.....for your head mango hard seltzer this morning.(NSFW)

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My phone had issues fully unusable and unfortunately every damn apple store in 50 miles was booked to hell...good thing I live with an apple employee who has experience troubleshooting lol! Took effort and researching but my phone is good as new! Cheers! (NSFW) Drinking Clausthaler dry hopped NA

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Thursday was roommate tiki night. Took me hours to clean up. Went for a few mile run after. I’m exhausted. I fucking deserve this showerbeer. I don’t care that I don’t look cute. If someone could drop off some Taco Bell that would be great(NSFW)

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I’ve been having major insomnia and have found that going for a run and then cooling down with a showerbeer to be the most effective routine to knock me out. What are your insomnia tips? (NSFW) Drinking Prophetess by Laughing Monk Brewing

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Cheers to surviving my first week of quitting smoking! I think I seriously got it this time guys! (NSFW) Drinking local brew Hazy IPA by Soma Beer Co.

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If you are in California don’t forget to vote. I’m hungover af and somehow I managed to do it. (NSFW) Celebrating with Firestone Twenty Three Anniversary Ale.

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Mania wants me to treat myself 🤷‍♀️

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For years I haven’t been comfortable, let alone felt joy when opening my underwear drawer. My depression and medication cause my weight to fluctuate often. I would struggle daily trying to ascertain the right size panties. Finally, I feel at peace with my drawer! Thank you Kon Mari!

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I may be a little drunk. I’ve been drinking loads of tequila (Dobel) and rando beers all night while teaching my roommates to crochet. I think they got the hang of it!!! We are going to make a colab granny stitch blanket and donate it. Cheers fuckers! (NSFW) drinking Kona Big Wave

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Cheers to everyone who is managing to stay alive and sane during the holidays! You guys are doing amazing! Don’t forget to take care of yourself and have a showerbeer. (NSFW) Drinking Ayinger Urweisse

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I’ve been painting my living room like a manic fool all day and I only realized that it was the anniversary of my mother passing because my father sent me flowers. Fuck. It’s been 20 years. Cheers to you mom. I know you would fucking hate the world right now. (NSFW) drinking Elysian superfuzz

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Shit I’ve been drinking too much. Full of quality deep dish pizza and covered in paint. Pretty great fucking Saturday. Oh and this beer is amazing! (NSFW) Drinking Zwickelbier by Heater Allen

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Hangin’ with my girl Pauli (NSFW) drinking St. Pauli Girl N.A.

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Today was my first ketamine infusion and I feel fucking marvelous! Decided to walk to my liquor store but they closed early. So I’m stuck with this big bad boy. Cheers! Hopefully this treatment works for me! (NSFW) drinking Bud Light Chelada

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I can’t lie and say this tastes like Gummy Worms or cherry ale. It doesn’t. It is however pretty tasty. Cheers to Friday! (NSFW) Drinking Gummy Worms by New Glory Craft Brewery

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One of the several guaranteed days of the year that I’ll never be sober for. Cheers to all the anxious people out there that are forced into situations they would rather not be. And cheers to everyone else for tolerating us. (NSFW) Drinking Old Minors Scotch Ale by Gold Hill Brewery

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I think this can accurately describes how all of us feel right now. (NSFW) Drinking Wipeout by Port Brewing Company

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Politics suck. Social media sucks. People dying and being endlessly targeted because of their skin color fucking sucks. Peaceful protests turning into riots/looting sucks. My anxiety sucks. This beer fucking sucks...This shower though is making me feel a little better. Sorta. (NSFW)

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Been stuck at a holiday party for HOURS. I finally get to relax and enjoy my beer. (NSFW) Drinking 805

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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” I’m that person. I hate peaches. This beer did not change my mind.(NSFW) Drinking Peach Ale by Four Peaks

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Thank god this month is almost over! It’s gone to the fucking dogs. Drinking Passion Wolf Hazy IPA by Golden Road

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Release the Kraken! I love this beer! Super refreshing and a little citrusy. (NSFW) Drinking Sky Kraken Hazy Pale Ale by Fremont Brewing

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Only had Modelo in the fridge so I decided to make a Michelada! I know some people are disgusted by Michelada’s, but I fucking love them! They are so refreshing! And it’s practically a health drink from all the lovely vitamins in the tomato juice lol (NSFW)

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Cheers to all the mothers out there! All of you are extraordinary! (NSFW) Drinking Union Jack by Firestone.

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Finally got home after being at a three day music festival. I’m so exhausted that standing in the shower is out of the question. This showerbeer is transcending my delirious mind into a thicker yet cleaner haze. (NSFW) Drinking Mind Haze IPA by Firestone.

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I made a deal with myself that if I worked out I could have a showerbeer after. This Allagash White is such a satisfying reward. (NSFW)

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Cheers guys! Tonight is my last softball game before the playoffs and I’m super nervous. Thank god for this showerbeer! It’s definitely helping calm my nerves right now. (NSWF)

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My mental health is not doing too well. If it wasn’t for this Hobgoblin I probably wouldn’t have showered today. Fuck depression. (NSFW) Drinking Hobgoblin by Wychwood Brewery

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Totally going super saiyan in the shower thanks to Scrimshaw by North Coast

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I woke up this morning jonesing for a Michelada. I think I may have a vitamin deficiency for how bad I’ve been craving these guys. Sadly, I didn’t have a lime so I used a lemon. Still turned out pretty tasty :) (NSFW)

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It’s never too fucking early for a damn showerbeer! Cheers friends! (NSFW) Drinking 805 as usual.

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I have endless tomatoes! I made the mistake of growing four heirloom tomato plants by seed and they are devouring my garden. I have so many tomatoes that I’m even giving them to my doctor, pharmacist, bartender and the neighbors I don’t especially like.

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Soooo I’ve been brewing hard booch for a few weeks now and I’m finally at the bottling stage. Alas, my last shipment of bottles has not arrived yet. Hence, why I’m chugging down all the Grolsch’s I can find so I can reuse their bottles for my booch. Semi drunky cheers! (NSFW) Drinking Grolsch Lager

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Stressful day. Everything is on fire. Fuck it. If I’m going to have a beer it might as well be a large one (NSFW) Drinking Berliner Weisse Cranberry-Quince by North Cody Brewing

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Preach. Depression doesn’t care if you are successful or if you are doing amazing in life. It still exists. We are not weak minded. We have an illness that we battle with daily.

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Spent all day trying different tricks/moves on my self built aerial yoga stand. By the end i needed to have a beer. (NSFW) Drinking Day Flying Coconut Ale by Fremont Brewing

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Feeling grumpy and sick. Figured a scalding hot shower and a shower beer would make me feel better. Drinking CraftHaus Belgard Cold Brew Coffee Stout. (NSFW)

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Listening to the new A Perfect Circle album and drinking a Stella and a home brew. (NSFW) PS I’ve missed you guys!

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Can you guess why I’m making this face? Drinking my go to 805 at 8am. (NSFW)

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Cheers pals! Today is my anniversary of meeting my boyfriend. We were both alone on Xmas eve at a bar. Today we are at the same bar playing pinball now. (I’m losing) Drinking Racer 5 (NSFW)

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This Octosphere IPA is totally making this shitty shower more tolerable.

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I’m convinced Hopocalypse by Drakes is the perfect DIPA. Tons of head. Carbonated really well. Smells like stinky hops with citrus. Tastes like warm hops, sorta malty and the sweetness doesn’t cut the bitterness fully. Thick beer but still refreshing. Go try it. (NSFW)

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I told my therapist how my bedroom made me feel so depressed. And that I can rarely find anything. She suggested I change that. So yesterday I painted it and now I’m organizing it. I finally feel calm and at peace in my room! It’s a great feeling! Messy living spaces truly affect your mood so much.

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Feeling pretty down and isolated today. This little creature on my Huckleberry Berliner Weisse by Elysian makes me smile though. (NSFW)

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Showerbeers are metal! (Roommates are gone so my beer isn’t disappearing. 21st Amendment)

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Just got home after camping in Pinnacles National Park. I smell like campfire and eucalyptus and maybe a bit of deet. I’m feeling pretty dirty and cute. Stoked about finally taking a relaxing shower with some tasty beer.

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W2D1: I wanted to start today with something positive so I went for a really refreshing run. I know going for this run will help regulate the stress I’m feeling later tonight. Try to have a great day today guys! :)

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Yes, it’s only 9am and I’m drinking...this Space Dust from Elysian is totally going to fix all my problems....right?

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After opening and enjoying this beer I’m unsure if it is actually my beer... I think it is my roommates. So cheers to my roommate, the beer enthusiast! Don’t worry, I’m gonna pick him up a six pack tonight. (NSFW) Drinking good ol’ Samuel Adams Boston Lager

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This beer is so incredibly tasty I wish it was larger than 750ml lol. I just can’t get enough. (NSFW) Drinking PranQster Belgian Style Golden Ale

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Cheers to me! I got temporarily banned from my usual bar (only for a week though). So now I’m stuck drinking at home. Yes, I could go to the other hundreds of bars around me. Problem is I have a bunch of anxiety and going to new places freaks me out. Drinking 805 and Dogfish head (NSFW)

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Sitting down on the freezing marble seat in the shower because my Firestone Stout is a heavy delicious motherfucker. (NSFW) Cheers folks!

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Scratching my head and drinking my cider praying that winter will soon be over. (NSFW)

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Time is an illusion and days are irrelevant. Cheers to drinking at 8am and truly not giving any fucks. (NSFW) Drinking Budweiser Chelada.

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Been power washing all day. Now I understand how pleasing it is to watch all the dirt and shit melt away. If it wasn’t so late I’d still be using it. Decided to have a showerbeer instead. (NSFW) Drinking Luponic Distortion IPA Series by the one and only Firestone. Super tasty!

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Here’s a workaholic/ alcoholic’s take on adult lunchables

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I would rather be drinking anything else but this was stocked in the beer fridge and I’m lazy 🤷‍♀️ (NSFW) Drinking Miller Lite

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Same six pack as last night but totally different mood this morning. And yes, I drink beer in the morning...don’t you?

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First post on this sub so please be gentle. I’ve never been great with makeup. I have a hand tremor that makes applying precise makeup like eyeliner, mascara, brow pencil etc very challenging. This is my “no makeup” look. CC welcome :)

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My ex gf asked me to watch her pups for a few days at her house. I stupidly agreed. It’s a lot more emotionally draining than I thought it would be. All I have here are dogs, beer and a warm shower. I feel like a clean, drunk outsider in a house I once thought of as home. (NSFW) drinking 805

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Just in case nobody has informed you, if you are receiving frequent IVs, your veins will indeed suffer. During today's infusion, I felt like a pin cushion.

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Gave my old smelly boy a haircut and a shower. I think I deserve a Night Out. (NSFW) Drinking Night Out by Elysian

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Yes I’m in my ex gf’s shower...I just came here for my uhhh showerbeer obviously. 805 honey blonde by Firestone. My freaking favorite! (NSFW)

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Refreshing as fuck showerbeer after a very late run. (NSFW) Drinking Tiki Time by Calcraft Brewing Co.

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Covered in bruises, exhausted, desperately in need of a relaxing bath with a tasty beer. (NSFW) Drinking an 805, which is my favorite basic beer.

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Drakes Aroma Coma always puts Massive Attacks song “Karmacoma” on the album Protection on my mind. Odd song thats a solid jam but can be heavy. Just like this beer. I was so enthralled with the beer and jazzed with the music that I didn’t realize my hot water was runnin out. Cold showers FTW (NSFW)

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Just got home after trying to complete an extremely challenging escape room. We did not get out but we were so close! This Boddingtons pub ale is hitting the spot after my failure... (NSFW)

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Still my thought process somedays

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My partners shower isn’t as incredible as mine, but they do have loads of tasty beer. Sorry for my ridiculous smile, I’m just so happy I’m drinking Drake’s Denogginizer.

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Having a showerbeer before I head up to the city for a massive work holiday party. In the picture I was attempting to not get my hair wet lol. (NSFW) drinking Brew Free Or Die IPA

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W1D1 - I’ve been a lurker on this sub for a while now. Today I decided that had to change! Truly looking forward to being able to complete a 5K with my father in the future :)

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Just got off a two hour conference call that could have been easily been handled in an email. Time for an 805 from Firestone Walker. (NSFW)

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This Canadian Breakfast Stout is so fucking tasty! It smells like dark chocolate and bitter dark roast coffee. It tastes like bourbon with with maple syrup and brown sugar. This is one of my favorite stouts. What’s your favorite stout? (NSFW) Drinking Founders CBS

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Cheers! It’s finally my day off after an exceptionally demanding week of coaching volleyball. Today there will be no “accidental” volleyballs whacking me in the head or little boys arguing about whether the ball hit the line or not. Not today. Drinking Liquifaction Kolsch Style Ale (NSFW)

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W2D1: So freaking glad I got out of bed early this morning to go on this run! I feel so clear minded and ready for my day! And I got to use my new Bluetooth hat :) . Hurrah for no more annoying earbuds and chords!

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Just finished coaching basketball and I desperately needed this beer. Working with pre-teens is so extremely exhausting! This beer and shower are fucking saving me right now. (NSFW) drinking my usual good ol’ 805

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Oh, what a fantastic feeling it is to have the house to myself. I plan on day drinking (probably excessively) and gardening all day. Drinking a local brew from Drakes Brewing CO. Hope you guys have a lovely day! (NSFW)

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Weirdly enough I just found out one of my good friends follows this subreddit and has seen my posts....So here’s to you pal! Thanks for never drinking all my beers, always giving me fantastic advice and perpetually accepting me as I am. I love you man. ( Einstok Icelandic Toasted Porter)

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Cheers to football Sunday! I wish the 49ers were doing better..(NSFW)

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Lagunitas is the perfect shower beer while camping...although I wish my trailers shower was larger

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The look of sheer disappointment. My GF forgot to buy beer and now I'm stuck drinking this gross water (Bud Light)

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Don’t mind me, I’m just hiding from my in-laws in the shower with several beers. It’s the only place I feel safe. Cheers guys! (NSFW)

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On my 9th ECT treatment and holy hell I feel amazing. I’m cracking jokes with my nurses and actually having a good time in the hospital this morning. My roommates are also commenting how they have never seen me in such a great mood. For the last several weeks I haven’t been suicidal once!! Fuck yes!

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After being stuck in a depressive episode

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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