Hey Melanie, quit being a greedy bitch. The rest of us would like something other than Special Dark9yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To my coworker who's last day is Friday, I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.8yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I love helping my co-workers, but sometimes it's nice to be left the hell alone for a couple hours8yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Florida Man in BMW hits school bus and runs through fence on 30mph road in Baltimore, MD.2yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/maryland
MRW my friends all of the sudden say it's now OK to own guns to defend yourself from a tyrannical government4yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I see all your bullshit, and raise you my great-uncle from the '50 looking like GQ sitting in front of the house he built himself brick by brick7yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My grandfather after saving his house from burning down by carrying a flaming mattress from the second floor, through the house, then out on the front lawn (1967)8yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
As someone who participated in peaceful organized protests in my youth, this keeps coming to mind8yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Mother-in-Law has delicious bacon ready for me a couple times a week when I drop my son off in the morning before work.9yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Me trying to watch The Open today at the office, but people keep calling my desk expecting me to work6yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/golf
A week after my first par, just got my first birdie ever, 11th hole @ Rocky Point (Baltimore)6yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/golf
PGA Championship announcers after Tiger gets a birdie while sitting at nearly dead last on the leaderboard6yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/golf
I wish I would have thought of this when I was still in school before I lost thousands of dollars.9yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
First time ever seeing the Milky Way @ Joshua Tree. Mind officially blown5yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/pics
Florida Man in BMW hits school bus and runs through fence on 30mph road in Baltimore, MD.2yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/funny
My Nintendo Switch Pro Controller finally arrived yesterday from Gamestop...7yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/NintendoSwitch
Is this the beginnings of my life long journey into becoming a glass of orange juice?8yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife can't ever seem to find the trashcan 4 feet to the right7yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I would like to actually eat the pepper without cutting a massive hole out of it4yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/assholedesign
Had sex with my wife a few years ago, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt7yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/funny
Trying to cook healthy with an air fryer, but end up nearly air frying your house to the ground6yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/funny
Friendly reminder for the ladies out there: With Valentine's just days away, now is the time to buy these:8yr ⋅ DeathStarJedi ⋅ r/funny
