This spot, where my dog peed the most last winter, is the most vibrant part of the lawn.1yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Heroes run towards the gunfire. Cowards hide like little bitches.2yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/Anarcho_Capitalism
Where will I go? To the British Museum to see the Rosetta Stone, then off to the pub for a pint.5yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/exmormon
The Trump idiots are doing burnouts and blowing train horns. UHP won’t do anything about it.3yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/Utah
Happy Birthday to me. 40 years was enough. Special thanks to people like John Dehlin and Sam Young for opening my eyes to the honest truth.6yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/exmormon
Can I borrow someone’s time machine? I want to save us all a lot of misery.3yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/exmormon
Sunday afternoon haul. My mission president would be so disappointed in me.5yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/exmormon
My sisters keep posting on Instagram about how stressed out they are. I just want to scream, “Ladies, y’all chose to infect yourselves with crotch goblins. Live with the consequences.”4yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/childfree
This loaf of bread was made over a year ago. No attempt has been made to preserve it, yet it shows no signs of degradation.11mo ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Not Safe For Vegetarians. Ribeye 130° for 1.5 hours. Mayo seared on cast iron.5yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/steak
Three weeks ago she'd barely come out of her crate. I can't imagine life without her now.7yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/aww
My super TBM mother is super paranoid about Irma. This is the text she sent this morning. Thanks Mom.7yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/exmormon
First try with sous vide. Pork tenderloin, 140° for one hour, with hard cider reduction. Turned out awesome.5yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/sousvide
Light one up for me. This beautiful girl got hit by a car and died yesterday. She was staying with some friends while I’m out of the country on business.6yr ⋅ Death_Bard ⋅ r/trees
