Just got home from visiting Tennessee for the first time. Y'all have a very pretty home.9mo ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Tennessee
So you learned how to crack open the automated feeder by knocking it over? Well, checkmate assholes.1yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
It's my 49th birthday today. My wife is sick of hearing me say, I need to learn to play the drums after every single worship service, so, this is happening. Wish me luck.3yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/drums
This cat was found eating out of a dumpster behind a Subaru dealership. He now spends his days mostly sleeping in the inbox at the receptionist's desk in the showroom. His name is -- wait for it -- Suby.4yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/subaru
Catherine Zeta Jones mirin her father-in-Law, Kirk Douglas (who turned 103 today)4yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/GirlsMirin
My daughter and I participated in our first competition. I'm 48 and she's 15, so the 33-year gap between us was older than most of the other competitors. We had a great time.5yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/crossfit
There was a building collapse in Sioux Falls, SD yesterday. One person died. The construction company removed this picture from their Facebook account right after the accident. That wall looks load-bearing, and that stud wall to left was apparently not strong enough to hold up the building.8yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CatastrophicFailure
A tourist hotel in Quebec made completely of ice and snow is still required to have fire extinguishers through the building1yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I'm a baby hoarder: my first RAID tower (just 2 x 2TBs, but it's a start)3yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/DataHoarder
We had to put our dog down tonight. In the room at the vet, they had a jar of Hershey's Kisses with this note on them. Our dog LOVED chocolate! She ate, like, 20 of them and crossed The Rainbow Bridge with a full tummy.1yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Makes you wonder if any nice girls feel like they were friendzoned by a nice guy...6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/niceguys
Building just collapsed down the street from my office in Sioux Falls, SD. They had been doing renovation on it, apparently replacing a brick wall with wooden studs. Two people trapped.8yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CatastrophicFailure
These chess pieces have movement instructions printed on them, facing the player5yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
RIP my 996. She needed about $6K of work (struts, some oil leaks, AC, etc.) and now has had small engine wiring fire that requires the engine to come out to fix, which will be another $5-6K. All told, it's just too much to spend. She had a great 10-year run with me. I'll miss her.4yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
This cat was found eating out of a dumpster behind a Subaru dealership. He now spends his days mostly sleeping in the inbox at the receptionist's desk in the showroom. His name is -- wait for it -- Suby.4yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
The new Dodge Ram TRX (T-Rex) has an embossed image you can only see if you remove the engine cover. It's a Tyrannosaurus Rex eating a Velociraptor. The Ford Raptor is this truck's main competition.3yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/IRLEasterEggs
My 55# KB has an extra wide handle (yes! they exist!), and I realized last night that I could almost thread my daughters 25# through it, effectively giving me a 80# KB for rows and TGUs and a handful of other movements4yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/crossfit
I stopped this woman walking through Minneapolis airport to take a picture of her shirt4yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Frasier
Technically a silver knight, but this clearly this is how most white knights see themselves in their own imagination...7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/whiteknighting
This was originally posted to /r/lgbt. I feel like the inset picture qualifies as 'mirin.7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/GirlsMirin
It's -15 degrees in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. After the Saturday partner WOD gets the box all hot and humid, this is what happens when you open the door.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/crossfit
In Casino Royale, which is meant to be James Bond’s first mission as 007, the bar tender asks if he wants his martini “shaken or stirred.” He responds “Do I look like I give a damn?” The bar tender stirs it, and Bond is poisoned. Forever after: shaken; not stirred.5yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/JamesBond
A [Ferrari 458] in front of the Grand Hotel on the Stockholm waterfront6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
A 2007 GT350KR with only 400 miles. It's on consignment at my local Ford dealer for 70 grand.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Mustang
XPost from /r/funny: My friend has the same Porsche that Beyonce used for her pregnancy announcement photo shoot. He looks just like her, if she were a he from Idaho.7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
The Corner business center and lounge at the Hyatt Centric in downtown Chicago. It was a little, unattended hangout place for hotel guests. I got a lot of work done here.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CozyPlaces
The dog stood down there and whimpered for 15 minutes rather than try to get past the cat.11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/catpictures
Clanton 14 gang members, pictured above, and their contemporaries sparked widespread fears among white Angelenos over 'dangerous, unruly,' Mexican teens, mostly known as zoot suiters for their attire—ballooned pants and long coats.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/TheSquadOnPoint
Stumbled onto the set of Dead Man Down in Philadelphia this morning. I was taking touristy pictures of Terrence Howard on-set when he motioned for me to come over for a shot. Super nice guy.12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/movies
I've always loved how easy this car is to drive during the winter. Slap on the Blizzaks, and it's a better car in the snow than my wife's AWD Mercedes.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
License Expired is a collection of unauthorized James Bond short stories published only in Canada where the canon has entered the public domain5yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/JamesBond
This is a cutaway from a brochure for a 1980 Chevrolet Monte Carlo. Look at the proportions of that man. No human is built like that. He was frankensteined in order to make it look like he fits well in the backseat.3yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
It didn't really work. She lasted about two minutes in here.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
A Tale of Two Drivers License Photos (M/40, 300 -> 210 over 20 months)12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/progresspics
Brand new [Acura NSX] innocently parked in downtown Sioux Falls, South Dakota7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
After selling my last one three years ago, I am officially a Grand Cherokee owner again!6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/GrandCherokee
An actual Aston Martin DB5 just sitting on the street in London (xpost from /r/exoticspotting)10yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/JamesBond
This shift lever of my Porsche 911. The leather started wearing off years ago, and I've slowly worn it down smooth from tens of thousands of gear shifts.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Wellworn
After a full 30 seconds of examination, I think this says Over-Designed.10yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Lauren Fisher in a stand up at a local sporting goods store. The sign called her a Professional Fitness Athlete. 9yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/crossfit
A Ferrari 599 (I think) innocently parked at a gas station at Sioux Falls, South Dakota9yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
This tattoo on the back of the hostess at a local restaurant. When I pointed out the problem, she said, I know, and I'm so mad about it!6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/MapsWithoutNZ
The North Face is making a CrossFit marketing play (seen in the Mall of America)9yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/crossfit
911 (997, it looks like) on Nob Hill in San Francisco. No badges at all, but a sticker that said EVT 680, which appears to be an aftermarket turbo kit7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
I'm done with this banana, so I'll just leave it here in the corner of the elevator...6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Serious: how hard/impossible would it be to balance these?7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
This might be a little different, but there are X's on the road in Dealey Plaza in Dallas to show where JFK was when the fatal bullets hit him. Not a desire path but a desire marker, since this is apparently such a common question that they created a visual notation for it.7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/DesirePath
This 914 2.0 is for sale in my town at $25K. I'm amazed at how the 914 market has grown.9yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
Hope this isn't cheating, but I found this in my local Ford dealership. It's a [2007 Ford Mustang GT350KR] with only 400 miles. It sat in a garage for 11 years. On consignment for $70,000.6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
This isn't me (clearly), but it made me happy watching it. (from /r/gifs)9yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/happy
I folded like a cheap suit in my first Warrior Dash (Minnesota I at Afton Alps). I trained like a madman for 10 weeks until my second one (Minnesota II in Hugo). This is the difference at the finish line.12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/AdventureRacing
Brand-new GT-R in the shop where I dropped off my wife's lowly Mercedes10yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
On that inevitable day that you get attacked by a rampaging tractor tire, YOU CALL ME. I will be there in a heartbeat to save you. (Seriously -- I've waited a year to see this in a WOD. I had a blast.)11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/crossfit
Beautiful 1959 Porsche 356A in a showroom in downtown Chicago. North of a quarter-million... is all they would tell me on price.10yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
[NSV] Warrior Dashes are easier when you're 20 pounds lighter (90 pounds lost overall)12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/progresspics
Nice older 911 with a ski rack and snow tires in the Twin Cities. I love seeing people drive these through winters.10yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
Found tucked away in a corner of the detailing tent at Parade. Peter Gregg's actual Brumos 935 from the late 70s. 550bhp at 2,400 pounds in race trim. For qualifying, turn the boost to max and get 750bhp.11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
The automobile crash that killed James Dean (in a Porsche 550 Spyder) on Sept. 30, 1955 in Cholame, California... [1395 × 923] (xpost from /r/HistoryPorn)6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
The Concours detailing area at the Porsche Parade. Some of these guys have been at it all night. Along the back wall is a table full of snacks and caffeine to keep them all going through until the show tomorrow.11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
Well, that's a hell of a rental... (at the WYnn Encore on the Las Vegas strip)11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
I'm at the PCA Porsche Parade in Traverse City, Michigan this week. The hardware in the parking lot is just absurd. There are hundreds of Porsches here -- at least one of every make, model and permutation.11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
DAE love seeing this animation on gas pumps while your gas is pumping?11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
Saw this in a parking garage in NYC. Couldn't see the badge. Some kind of Lotus?8yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
TIL that even at 40,000 ft over the Pacific in the middle of the night, Flava Flav still looks and acts as though he stepped right out of a music video12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/pics
I own a Porsche 911. But this is what I drive (and love) every single day.11yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Jeep
I overpaid for this image of my Warrior Dash finish, because it so perfectly captures what I was feeling at the moment I crossed the finish line. I'm determined to do better next time.12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/AdventureRacing
I stared at this picture on a paper placement at a restaurant in Las Vegas every day for a week. It drove me nuts. Is that the front half of a 911 and the back half of a GT-R?7yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/Porsche
Found on the Sculpture Walk in my city's downtown. Does this look familiar to anyone else? [PIC]14yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/reddit.com
This truck wants to make it perfectly clear which side it's okay to pass on9yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/pics
What kind of cat is this? (And I know it's tempting to just say an awesome one, but try to resist.)12yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/pics
Did this guy just get sick of people asking him how fast his car was?6yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/iamverybadass
Beautiful, brand new BMW M5 outside my office in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. So new, it still had the shipping tape on it.10yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/spotted
