It’s not a diamond but my GF of 4 years said yes, can’t wait to marry my best friend

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Grandma keeping the crew fed

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It feels good to be looked up to

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And she's still using it

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Performance of a lifetime

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Looks perfect to me

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Thanks for the support

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You've got to give love to get love

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Best friend vibes

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So happy to hear the good news about Jeff Bridges

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At least I’m enjoying the ride

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It was ahead of its time

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Wish I could hear it one more time

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They were simpler times

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The sticker will protect us

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A Modern day Michelangelo

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Actually not that cool...

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Sometimes they just need a back rub

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A dog and a dirty pond

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Friends>Responsibilities

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Brother Whiskers

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So do I still have to eat the beak?

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The future is here

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This was the plan since January

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Real friends don't judge

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Best babysitter ever!

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He would always play along

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Building confidence

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Must have been a buffalo nickel

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I think he could’ve gone more penis shaped but better than a cowboy hat

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Cowboy hats are so last year

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The downside of being the fun one

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Master Splinter is out there stealing slices

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It’s soo sweet

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What an amazing work of art

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Those olfactory senses are powerful

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The first few days are scary

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Such refined palates

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Very well played kid

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Moms can make anything better

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Sometimes you just have to listen

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Might be time for a new hobby

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Hold my beer

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You can never get away

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If you film it, they will come

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It takes time to look this bad

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So that's what this is for

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Homies don't judge

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It was an honor

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The first few weeks are hard

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They both regret this

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What about food and utilities?

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Hey, look what I can do!

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Nile crocodile eats baby zebra

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Very not chill bro

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Squirrel bros for life

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Small saw energy

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Always peering over your shoulder

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Who did this math??

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Keep your sack safe

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SMELL it! It’s like God’s vagina

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Good guy underground

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little but mighty

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I need some cool ranch Doritos

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Here’s my 4 year olds covid vaccine card sir...

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The tag on this shirt has info on the worker who made it

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Which is it?

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Hope you like the dead if your in my car

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Drinking too much water gives you cancer

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Best friend energy

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Go make someone’s day

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Blursed ceiling lights

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🔥 Leopard having an underwater snack

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Instant pick me up

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Happy birthday to this little dude

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Red tail hawk having a meal

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Rolled this joint to celebrate my day of cake

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2 cheetahs sharing a meal

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Great photo of Jerry, hope everyone had a good weekend

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Ain’t no place I’d rather be

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Accident at South Coast Plaza today, don’t drink and drive guys

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I found these tie dye kisses that say peace and love, didn’t know where else to share

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A pool of butter in the same shape as the stick

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Sometimes you've got to shake it out

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This is a delivery vehicle for my local Pizza Hut

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It just leads to better sleep

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Blursed controller

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I'll be right there

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This whole thing was on a green label

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