“Actually it would be impossible for Santa to cover those vast amounts of distance in such a short time without generating enough energy to destroy cities”1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
On this day of remembrance we honor the fallen with... free Slurpees?1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him... with a meeting that could have been an email1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
If you want real answers from Google, add “Reddit” to the end of your search1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Evergreen tweet from our patron saint dril that’s relevant this holiday season1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
I just want to relax in a cozy, fire-lit burrow with a cup of warm tea is that so much to ask for?1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
[I Ate] The Porchetta: white pizza with roast pork, garlic, sauteed spinach, provolone, and a cream sauce2yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/food
My favorite part is when he said “IT’S AVATARIN’ TIME” and Avatared all over those guys1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Here’s an embarrassingly bad photo of me playing CS1.6 approximately 13 years ago5yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/gaming
Mom sent me this photo of my step father's entry into an ugly sweater competition9yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/pics
Even kings and queens weren’t privy to the levels we get to enjoy today1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
They didn’t even make repairs/upgrades to the important stuff, so you’d have a pimped out Pontiac and the dashboard warning lights would still look like a Christmas tree1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Oh and if your soup, salad, and breadsticks TRULY ARE “Never Ending”, tell me, why you haven’t solved world hunger?1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
After spending a decade on the road I finally got an EZPass a few months ago and let me tell you the feeling of going through tolls seamlessly has not gotten old3yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/newjersey
Wisconsin bread cheese grilled on my cast iron... literally grilled cheese3yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/grilledcheese
Ravioli, dumplings, pierogi, beef patties, empanadas, the list goes on and on... they’re all incredible1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
“My Federal Union, ‘Tis of Thee” just doesn’t have the same ring to it3yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
I know this Stromboli looks like a bruised, severed limb but it was truly delicious lol1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Well those sign carrying folks got gassed and shot with rubber bullets so they started bringing gas masks and shields. Of course they’re making preparations for violence... your goons are the ones perpetrating it.4yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
Been experimenting with fudge, here’s my latest batch: salted chocolate ganache and salted caramel topped fudge3yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Tolkien invented whole languages but could never foresee the words that would arise in English1yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
As a South Jerseyan, this is how I feel when you guys talk and joke about all the roads and towns I’ve never been to up north2yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/newjersey
Girl on Tinder who gave me her number lied about being 22. Too young to not see this coming a mile away5yr ⋅ dbrank ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
