Homies, I have reached Mecca

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How do we feel about the watermelon?

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The worst part about being a Hydro Homie in South Korea:

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If your homophobic, its gonna be a bad time.

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MRW I get thrown on the front line of my new job after 1 day of training

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Damn, Susie, way to shit all over Chuck's nice family outing.

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Was anyone else upset they had to give up on this scam for nothing?

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I think I’m gonna be sick.

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God bless you, Steve Jobs

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I drove from Tulsa to Atlanta and then back this past week

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Scumbag college professor

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Can’t pay your rent? Just become a slave to your landlord.

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Watching Justin Herbert tear up the Saints on MNF had me like

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My Scumbag Brain now that the semester is over:

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me🐝irl

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Not sure if I can solve this one, guys.

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Amin El Hassan

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Your ESCAPE Gonna DIE

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Woah, Blair Underwood’s in the house tonight!

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John Halama!

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Moving day is a very dangerous day.

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MRW my ex shows up under the, People You May Know section on Facebook.

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Island Stadium, Triple Play 2001.

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Decisions, decisions.

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Another fun/sad Dave Stieb moment: his lone SI cover

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She melts my heart.

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This morning I got passed on a two-lane road by an angry driver in a black Ford Explorer

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Anon imitates Ryan Gosling's character from Drive

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Some Korean burger places are a little less aggressive.

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Bad Luck Cincinnati Gorilla

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Chiefs win and the Pats eliminated, what a time to be alive.

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Every time I walk around campus and start to think my backpack feels light

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Scumbag College

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...Mike?

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Uncovered this thing while cleaning. That roster was...something.

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So, ya like kicking America's butt, do ya, Mitch?

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Oh God why

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me irl

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I heard China wants to pay us in jams and jellies.

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Bill Belichick ALWAYS has 3 timeouts.

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It really do be like that sometimes.

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Zagacki, Cote.

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This guy's jacket.

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Blake Bortles made his way in to a Jeopardy clue today.

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Happy 62nd birthday, Bruce Willis!

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How not to hit on an old co-worker

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I traveled to Orlando last month and lost my Chiefs luggage tag at the airport. A fellow Chiefs fan found it and mailed it back to my home address in Oklahoma. Thanks again, Matt!

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DAN ALERT: new sports documentary dropping on HBO this week

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My primary takeaway as a Midwesterner visiting Seattle for the first time.

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My friend was a little upset over their recent filing for bankruptcy

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Tom Brady vs. The New York Jets top 4 all-time TD pass leaders

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Does Mickey Callaway look like the guy who leaves angry comments on your local news station's Facebook page?

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me irl

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I have a movie quotes desktop calendar. Today's selection was especially relevant.

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You know, kind of a peace offering.

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MRW my lazy-ass co-workers try to get me to cover their shifts

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me irl

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Found Gronk's favorite place to stay.

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They couldn't even be bothered to fix the fucking font when they changed it.

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MRW I'm high as fuck in the kitchen trying to make some dessert

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Found in a dakgalbi restaurant in South Korea.

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