If your homophobic, its gonna be a bad time.
MRW I get thrown on the front line of my new job after 1 day of training
Damn, Susie, way to shit all over Chuck's nice family outing.
God bless you, Steve Jobs
I drove from Tulsa to Atlanta and then back this past week
Scumbag college professor
My Scumbag Brain now that the semester is over:
Moving day is a very dangerous day.
MRW my ex shows up under the, People You May Know section on Facebook.
She melts my heart.
This morning I got passed on a two-lane road by an angry driver in a black Ford Explorer
Anon imitates Ryan Gosling's character from Drive
Bad Luck Cincinnati Gorilla
Every time I walk around campus and start to think my backpack feels light
So, ya like kicking America's butt, do ya, Mitch?
Oh God why
Bill Belichick ALWAYS has 3 timeouts.
It really do be like that sometimes.
I heard China wants to pay us in jams and jellies.
This guy's jacket.
Blake Bortles made his way in to a Jeopardy clue today.
Happy 62nd birthday, Bruce Willis!
How not to hit on an old co-worker
I traveled to Orlando last month and lost my Chiefs luggage tag at the airport. A fellow Chiefs fan found it and mailed it back to my home address in Oklahoma. Thanks again, Matt!
My primary takeaway as a Midwesterner visiting Seattle for the first time.
My friend was a little upset over their recent filing for bankruptcy
Tom Brady vs. The New York Jets top 4 all-time TD pass leaders
Does Mickey Callaway look like the guy who leaves angry comments on your local news station's Facebook page?
I have a movie quotes desktop calendar. Today's selection was especially relevant.
MRW my lazy-ass co-workers try to get me to cover their shifts
Found Gronk's favorite place to stay.
They couldn't even be bothered to fix the fucking font when they changed it.
MRW I'm high as fuck in the kitchen trying to make some dessert
Found in a dakgalbi restaurant in South Korea.