Why spend years honing your comedic voice when we could just be born rich and exploit the labor of other? /s3yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/LiveFromNewYork
In Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), when Peter Parker signs notes, he doesn’t give himself enough room to write “Spider-Man,” causing him to add the hyphen.4yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Ended up swiping on these two back-to-back. Think they know each other?6yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
Hope June returns to making more movies someday. Here she is in 2005’s Breakfast in Pluto3yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/hdtgm
The biggest bummer of a profile I’ve ever read 😔 we need to pay educators more!2yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
Our boy Mikey Day stealing the scene in this old episode of Angel4yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/LiveFromNewYork
Can we get this on Frontpage so Tinderella can be reunited with her Prince Charming?6yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
This “purified” water has more ingredients than just water1yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Got her number from OKC last week, but the trail went cold. Matched on Tinder this morning. What’s the play here, boys?4yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
My 4th grade teacher was right... poetry is the way into a girl's organs.7yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
Her image didn’t load properly. I hope we match so I can see what she really looks like.6yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
For the record, I’m not from Alabama. So I don’t know what her opener could possibly mean5yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
Is that one 6-year old daughter or sextuplet 1-year old daughters?! Either way I’m swiping left.5yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/Tinder
Is that one 6-year old daughter or sextuplet 1-year old daughters?! Either way I’m swiping left.5yr ⋅ DavyJonesRocker ⋅ r/OkCupid
