This table has been designed so it leaves heart shaped imprints in your carpet.

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China are preparing their lunar rover to investigate a mystery object on the Moon. Anybody who has seen Wallace & Gromit's Grand Day Out will already know what it is.

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My son had some Air Force 1s for Christmas. Someone dropped a smoke bomb by his feet at a football match today and it seems to have stained them. I've tried hot soapy water and a hard brush. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated, he's devastated!

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My girlfriend put a drop of Matey bubble bath in her foot spa.

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Good morning my fellow countrymen & women. Have a good one!

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I got this for myself for my birthday the other week. My first of 3 I hope to get in the next year. Go Birds!!

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I got this message in my fortune cookie tonight. Minnesota to England is far far away, right?

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I dont care about draft position tonight! We needed that W for at least one reason! I refuse to see us below them. GO BIRDS! FUCK DALLAS!

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This door handle dispenses sanitising gel when you open the door

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Wife wanted me to get a mat for our bathroom door to make sure nobody tripped over the cable to the security camera. Pretty happy with my choice.

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Its the 20th year of the Nozstock festival and they've gone all out for it!!

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Psssst... Philly?! You awake?! Its nearly 10 a.m. here in England which means its officially GAME DAY! LETS GO BIRDS!!!!

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Jess Glynne

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16 players seeded by NFL UK journalists for player of 2018... somethings missing...

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To the guys at my work who prank one guy everyday because its part of the fun and you've got to have a laugh at work

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European folk! Tomas tweeted yesterday.

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Hello from the UK!

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