As a single father who threw a b-day party for 30 kids last night, had a 6 kid sleepover and got everyone up for a home cooked breakfast. Then basketball at the park all before noon6yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
4 year old was good at school all week, so I'm letting a few things slide tonight10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the lady that just filled out an application, I guess she forgot I worked security on Friday10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I dropped my kid off at school this morning my car wouldn't start when I tried to leave. The guy behind me was an asshole.10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just switched from driving a V8 to a 4-cylinder, every time I push the gas pedal...10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I'm having a textfight with her and it takes a few minutes for her to respond10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I let my kids stay up as late as they want on weekends, but I always make sure to tell them this9yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After walking out with $400 profit from a gas station slot machine in Missouri today6yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A lady said she was on a diet and ordered a salad with extra cheese, bacon, fried chicken and ranch10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I need some more fake internet points but I can't think of any good meme ideas...10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Was going to use insanity wolf, but stupidity wolf was more fitting10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Told a coworker I use reddit, he said he does too and asked for my user name10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She didn't clean it up, I made her food as slow as I could all day. She made shitty tips all day <The cook controls your tips>10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the confession bear on the front page, who pretended to be gay for 2 years10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW someone asks where'd you get that dank maymay template?10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
After 2 days of having to get up to change the channel, I finally found the remote10yr ⋅ Davidqazqaz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
