I’m sure you’ve tried the McRib, but have you also tried the McButthole?2yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/MildlyVandalised
The top of the PS5... looks like a place to warm your dick with hot air.4yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/dontputyourdickinthat
If you’re Elon Musk, the only think certain in life is death. Taxes are optional.2yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Atlanta on a Friday night, with no traffic because of stay-at-home orders4yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/Atlanta
I wonder if this airlines will accept this as a vaccination card3yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/FuckYouKaren
Financial planners and career advisors hate this one simple trick! I tried speaking blessings over my egg McMuffin this morning and Jesus appeared on it! Amen1yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
We’ve got a can crusher at work and this is what the recycling bin looks like, most of the time.2yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
It doesn't matter if you cheated on your wife with a porn star or stole labor from your building contractors...4yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Some dude in sandals and a bathrobe is knocking on the front door. Call the cops or nah? (Taken from Facebook post fishing for AMENs from the populace)2yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
eBay has recently contacted all sellers and requested them to upload a photograph of their photo ID and a complete recent bank statement to “verify” their identity. This not only is a data security risk, but a legal risk. It also violates “Privacy of Consumer Financial Information, Section-P”.2yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/legal
200% more marshmallow, but 150% more oatmeal cookie, and 100% win.2yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I ordered a new main board for my work’s Robo3D R1 and it came with a bag of Jelly Bellies.3yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/3Dprinting
Urt Ø95mm CPL filter is stuck on my 200-500 ED VR EF-S! How do I get it off?? I've tried a vise, circumferntial tape, nothing works. I can't get it to budge.3yr ⋅ David_Jonathan0 ⋅ r/Nikon
