The boobs on this barcode for lactation cookies is probably as close to literal barcode porn as it gets.3yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/BarcodePorn
My friend is an artist who just discovered that some of his work was being ripped off.9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Zak is blind, going deaf, and pushing 15 years old, but he's still full of love ❤️4yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/Unorthodog
1-item order from CVS for jumper cables, and the delivery notes said any chance you can give my car a jump start when you get here?. I was more than happy to oblige, and I ended up with a $16 tip, a great rating, and a smile on my face :)3yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
These mini-concerts have been happening at 41st & Portola for the last few weeks 😬3yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/santacruz
Apparently, It's totally possible to burn 8,000 calories just by going to work, going to the gym, and walking several blocks to the store.7yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/fatlogic
We've reached peak San Francisco: a house selling for over $5 million that can be paid for with Bitcoin 🙄6yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/sanfrancisco
She may be old and slow, but Droopy still loves a chin rub like any other dog.11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/pics
When customers in apartment complexes give you specific directions to their unit 🙌3yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
A scatter-plot showing the correlation between each state's obesity rate and the percentage of its residents who voted for Donald Trump. [OC]7yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
Watching Olympic gymnastics, when we suddenly notice that our friend bears a striking resemblance to one of the athletes...12yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/pics
A sign recently went up in the bike parking area of my office building, reserving the spots closest to the power outlets for e-bikes. There are apparently a lot of strong feelings about this.5yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/bicycling
The exact moment I got hit in the face during a 4th of July water balloon fight.12yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/PerfectTiming
Got some new custom license plates -- surprised nobody had claimed this particular sequence of letters yet!9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybros
Naps on the couch after long bike rides are always better with kitten cuddles :)9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/Ladybonersgonecuddly
KTVU News just reported fake/racist names of the crew members of the Asiana flight that crashed at SFO. Someone is going to lose their job over this.11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/sanfrancisco
One of my triathlon teammates ended up earning the nickname Baboon after he completed an entire practice Olympic race with his tri shorts inside-out :P9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/triathlon
This survey asks what state the user lives in, listing all 50 states in a seemingly random order as radio buttons with non-searchable text. Highly infuriating.9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Since we're showing our culinary chops -- my cheesecake brings all the boys to the yard :)9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybros
Friend on Facebook denounces Black Friday...twelve hours after she bragged about going Black Friday shopping for the first time.11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Went for a hike and discovered this pay phone a few miles into the trail; it actually made a dial tone when I picked up the receiver!5yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This shirt was three sizes too big for me, but for only $1.50, I had to have it.6yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
People aren't overweight because they over-eat and don't exercise...educate yourself.9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/fatlogic
It's rather sad that a thank-you card with this message needs to even exist in the first place.6yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/antiMLM
This spigot on the outside of a house I just walked by has a lock on it.4yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Doing my first Half-Ironman race in three weeks. Decided to get some custom attire made for the event :)10yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/awesome
Quoting yourself for greater authenticity. [x-post from r/IAmVerySmart]10yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/im14andthisisdeep
You got yourself into this, Neko. I'm not getting you down from there.10yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
Celebrating the finish of an Olympic triathlon yesterday with an ice-cold bottle of cider :)7yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Watch as Linda tries to get tech support help from a cover photo.10yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Last week, I was finally able to have a surgery to remove an uncomfortable titanium plate from my ankle. I decided to make a necklace out of it :)11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/happy
Got a $4 set of Crayola watercolor paints and an old toothbrush -- my beard is now ready for SF Pride!9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybros
You know what would make you really cool? Wearing a fedora to work.6yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
My parents' bathroom scale fits perfectly within the large tiles on the floor.8yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/Perfectfit
Doing my first 70.3 in three weeks -- I'm gonna be one of the slowest in my age group, so I gotta give everyone something to enjoy as they pass me :)10yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/triathlon
PSA: Make sure to periodically check that your auto insurance policy information is current. Just realized that I've been paying for thousands more miles than I drive each year -- 10 minutes with an agent, and now I'm saving 13%!5yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/Frugal
The box for the light bulb I just bought contains a section for Lighting Facts, which looks just like the Nutrition Facts on a food package.11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Adventure Time is celebrating National Dog Day like a true fellow kid!9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/FellowKids
Teriyaki chicken thighs served over scrambled tofu with a side of mixed veggies6yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/MealPrepSunday
Riding my bike through the Marin Headlands just north of San Francisco... I think I found where I belong :)10yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybros
If there's one perk to doing expensive and grueling triathlons, it's the fact that there are professional race photographers go capture your finer moments :)9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
I have no idea where this top came from after randomly finding it in my wetsuit bag, but now I feel I have to show it off :P9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Overweight with huge glasses and braces wasn't a good look for me [13? - 25]11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/uglyduckling
Just because you drive a 4x4 doesn't mean you get to take up 4 parking spaces...8yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/badparking
Honestly -- who the fuck parks like this, gets out of their car, and thinks to themselves yup, nailed it?7yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/badparking
During a workplace training about difficult conversations, I turned the page and saw this. My feels.9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/TumblrCirclejerk
Two of my best friends from college got married last weekend and asked me to officiate the ceremony. I had never married anyone before and am mildly terrified of speaking in public, but everything turned out beautifully!11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/happy
Just found this collage project from my 10th grade art class while cleaning my room. I thought I was so clever...9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/delusionalartists
Set a new personal record at an Olympic triathlon over the weekend -- this calls for a shirtless finish line photo!9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Used some cheap watercolor paints to spruce up my beard before SF Pride today. Huge success :)9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
The best part of celebrating with the Portuguese side of my family: Carne d'Espeto!11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/ketorecipes
Pandora decided to list the lyrics to this very repetitive Daft Punk song.11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
The very peculiar fanged Tufted deer (Elaphodus cephalophus) [x-post from Pics]11yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/awwwtf
My triathlon team is having a costumed workout this weekend. Can't go wrong with sexy Luigi!9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/GaymersGoneMild
The blue Mitsubishi had at least three more feet to pull forward but decided to block traffic instead. My Scion was barely able to get through; other cars, not so much.9yr ⋅ davedawg2000 ⋅ r/badparking
