Crazy that my lecturers expect me to do extra reading when I haven’t even done the reading.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
If you need me I’ll be sunbathing in the garden and ignoring my responsibilities.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/YoungGuysGoneWild
Fuckable. It’s an industry term. It means someone might want to fuck him.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/YoungGuysGoneWild
Football’s coming home and then I’m coming home blackout drunk in an ambulance.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/YoungGuysGoneWild
Shocked to find out that I will not be handed my degree on a silver platter.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
Another day without clothes because I refuse to do my laundry.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/YoungGuysGoneWild
Looking for: someone willing to hold me at gunpoint while I study for this exam.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
If you’ve just introduced yourself there’s a 100% chance I’ve already forgotten your name.2yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
Finding new ways to avoid doing my coursework may as well be a full-time job.2yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
Football’s coming home and then I’m coming home blackout drunk in an ambulance.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
Question: how do I write an essay when I haven’t had a single thought since 2012?3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/YoungGuysGoneWild
Of course I’m prepared for the real world, I wake up at 2pm everyday and haven’t cooked a meal in weeks.3yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
Just so we’re clear, the only reason I go to the gym is to develop cum gutters.2yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
I know exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I have no idea what to do.2yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/TwinkPits
Looking at porn is like lying to Parliament. It used to be wrong but now it’s all a big laugh.8mo ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/MaleUnderwear
My bank account is fighting for its life while I spend money like a trust-fund baby.2yr ⋅ datingurhotmom ⋅ r/twinks
