Went from “strongmen” to KAREN real quick

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Giant dick’s giant profile dick pic checks out

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As a physician and pet owner... I completely understand

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When not even your own SPOUSE dying from COVID will convince to change your habits and keep safe...

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FBI? This tweet right here

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Stepmom of the Year

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If small dick energy was a vehicle

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What’s scarier than measles? Antivaxxers.

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DC deserves a murder for mishandling Superman this badly

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Your “logic” deserves a slap in the face

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*playing tiniest violin*

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Brazil is just Mexico, but more souther

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Karen Alley is out of her mind

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Reposted sorry, as it wasnt clear in the first version that Evil Stepmother literally outed herself. Zero awareness for how cruel she must look.

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As a physician, my sentiments exactly. Bye, Felicias 👋

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Obsidian didnt even have to lift a finger

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Easiest 40 mil ever. You homochondriacs are missing out

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GOP Senators: “B-B-But the mean orange man might TWEET about me!! Waaah!!”

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A monster, with or without the dots

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A rare example of an antivaxxer seeing the light. Boo on you commenter!

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Someone set his “facts” straight

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My father walked out when I was 3. Havent seen him since. I’m 30 now. Discovered recently on FB that he had a “new” family with 3 kids. Decided to reach out to the eldest son who was 22, my half brother. We exchanged messages, but after a while they stopped and I received this from his mom...

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I thought liberals were obsessed with gender 🙄

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44 didnt need our prayers though. Perks of being a good pres

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Sniping your daughter while walking her down the aisle should definitely deny you grandpa privileges for life

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Ex-Republican judge murders her own party, buries them, and walks over to the democrats

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No wonder I pulled her without question. She’s literally me

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If GOT character were subreddits...

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It only works if you’re a con artist!

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These “quirky” corporate twitters need to stop

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Ruan Mei drip marketing

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Another lovely “christian” who would probably tell Jesus to “go back to his country” if he just showed up today

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When there’s no science or evidence to support your stance, just lie

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Living. The “long term side effect” is LIVING, Karen

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SHE’S STILL HER MOM!!!

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Any chance we can retire this tired comparison to the scrap heap?

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Anti-vaxxer informs doctor that diseases dont actually exist and tries to “educate” him with a youtube video

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Of 5 stars, we now have 3 male imaginaries and 3 female quantums

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Cultist says what?

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There’s being excited for motherhood, and then there’s acting like its the culmination of your entire existence 🤢 🤮

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My condolences Karen

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Dr. Ratio statue poses

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Redneck Barbie blaming “parenting” yet again for America’s problems

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Geo’s last hope and Erudition’s last hope are both releasing in December

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Himeko just cant catch a break

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We need to get our priorities straight

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220,000 people are dead BUT Amazon is paying zero taxes so its all good

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LIBERATE TWITTER!!!!

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My boys after selling off their possessions to afford coming daddy Blade

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Is it just me or does the mad science seem more jacked than the Knight of Beauty? Can you even fit those deltoids and biceps in Argenti’s armor?

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No link between 5G and coronavirus? Impossible! Clearly Bill Gates has something to do with this...

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I wasnt planning to pull Jingliu, but Yanqing is so bad that i’m seriously considering giving her all his relics..

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“Yes Madam Herta... I hate myself too Madam Herta... I think AI should replace me too Madam Herta... *starts sobbing*” -Stephen, SU Programmer and Herta’s punching bag

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Hope republicans are taking notes

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Anyone actually deciding not to pull her because of the 4 stars?

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Reveals how bland and boring these people are if they think crazy hair styles didnt exist in the 80’s, or that the X-men in any way aligns with their bigotry

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Two months later, and I’m still steamed that they did nothing with this character after introducing her, having her make a big stink about Dany and the Lord of Light, before immediately dropping that (potential) plotline entirely. Thanks D&D!

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New battle pass rewards up to level 70

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If your baby and your mother in law share a bday but you can only afford one cake

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Aww poor baby. Just dont buy the latest iphone or avocado toast. You’ll be fine

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Dude has turned Enlightened Centrism into an art form

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How I imagine the Stellaron Three are like together

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Ruan Mei expressions via Croix

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Karens, we need you!

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Pictures that you can hear

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I wonder if these losers have even finished school

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Daughter: “...what the fuck are you talking about? I just wanna see Frozen, mom!”

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Why would you choose to embarrass yourself like that?

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I bet if trump or pence got haircuts on our dime they would be the GREATEST MOST AMERICAN HAIRCUTS OF ALL TIME

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White people: “They should follow the law!” Also white people: “Screw the government Im going out!”

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[Selfie] 6 months of Differin and Azelaic Acid and 3 months of short contact therapy with BP transformed this pepperoni pizza into plain cheese

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Blade slaying in his signature relics

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Doctor: “Cause of death... sexiness.”

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His obsession with fusing with the republicans just sounds vaguely incestuous

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sToP bEiNg LazY aNd StArT wORkInG! oH aNd FaSt FoOd WoRkErS aRe TRASH lol

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...are you hiring?

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Antivaxxers have no shame

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Dr. Ratio expressions via Croix

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Xueyi expressions via Croix

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Hey gays... i’m not a homophobe, but can you maybe just make your entire existence about ME, the one and only valid demographic? And only do what’s acceptable for ME? Your pronouns are Me/Myself. Ok? Thanks!

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To show how America should be

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Argenti skill buffed and (90 energy) Ult nerfed via Dim

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Only “once” of weiner? Nah i’m good

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And in the next 4th of July, Americans bombed missile silos during the Crusades! The MAGAs will love that!

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We’re the shithole now

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Not sure the guy who’s been divorced twice and cheated on all his wives is the one you wanna honor in your wedding...

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*Measles Molly has left the chat*

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Because your truck wasnt butt ugly enough 🤢

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Oh my bad, I’ll just schedule my heart attack for after rush hour. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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A somewhat happy ending to my post 3 months ago. To summarise, my father who abandoned me when I was a baby has a 2nd family. I attempted contact with my half brother, but his mother quickly shut that down and blocked me. Today, she apologised. Turns out my dad has been feeding her lies about me

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Ah yes, Cocolemon, so random and quirky, it must be true!

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Mother of the Year

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The sexiest patient in the ICU

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What team carried you through Swarm Disaster?

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God got sent to heaven! Oh wait...

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She’s far more impressive than Trump’s Buttplug. AKA Piers Morgan

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Tammy doesnt know jack about...anything

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“My baby has the flu but I dont want medicine..guys what do I do?!”

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Or she can make random appearances at award shows like Sean Spicer

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Womp womp

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Before you ask, yes, it was in Florida

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A conservative who’s not a complete tool

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Feeling cute, thought I’d lecture a legendary songwriter about the meaning of his own song

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“You’re an a hoe!”

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I wonder when he’ll send Melania and her parents back where they came from?

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He vaccinates? Lets make fun of his looks and sprinkle some homophobia in cuz why not

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Me as a doctor who’s obsessed with HSR (but struggling)

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Why are they such snowflakes?

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They didnt love it so much when Obama was president, yet here they remain

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10 free wishes from Ruan Mei via Croix

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Whats the point of selling insulin if you’ll have no one left to sell them to?

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Not a bad week all things considered

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“wHaT aBoUt GoGgLeS?” Jesus christ im so sick of our country being run by random lolcows

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My 12 year old brain really thought she had a specific target with the way they sequenced these scenes...

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Giving her evidence against you is certainly creative...

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Its your funeral

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Hoyo really did Yanqing dirty, in almost every way imaginable

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Fu Xuan’s banner, basically

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When even Netflix cant take any more of your shit

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Autism and aluminum poisoning aren't contagious though...

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Even if its fake, great job teaching her gun safety!

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Um, thats not how allergies work... this isnt the “gOtChA” you think it is...

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Awful and disgusting. Guess he’s gonna get reelected sigh...

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I whine about my neck if I stare at my tablet too long. This is torture

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“Ok we get that vaccines have eradicated diseases and saved millions of lives...bUt HaVe YoU rEaD aN iNsErT??”

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Mitch McConnel’s body starting to reject his soul

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Bella: “I’m uneducated and that gives me the right to be rude and insulting to people who know better than me”

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Rich mom and a senator/presidential candidate for a dad...I wonder why she doesnt care for socialism?

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What’s next, a doctor who’s anti-medicine?

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“We talked about our dead kids and we just hit it off!”

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Not just medicine and science, but basic history??

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There are no words.

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Do they come in adult sizes? Oh yeah, theres no need...

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r/therewasanattempt to make Leni look dumb

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FYI Marcos trolls, image search is a thing 😂

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[Shitpost] Life goes on

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Harry Potter taught me so much

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The heartbreak when he wakes up...

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Gee, I wonder what else they have in common...

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This is Ichiban Kasuga. He confessed to the girl he loved and got turned down. Instead of losing his shit and becoming an incel, he accepted her feelings, realised that he’d disrespected her, and endeavoured to learn from his mistakes and do better. Ichiban is a TRUE ALPHA MALE. Be like Ichiban

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Does it have bluetooth? No?? Then vaccines are useless!

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The tide seems to be turning in some subreddits. Days ago this sub was just Pro-Israel slander back to back

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Simping for those glorious 36 hour duties... this is why we cant have nice things

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They’ll create super (nearsighted) children with triangle frame glasses duh

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To change a...battery?

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Lets see what’s on the Propaganda Network...

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This is the most stereotypically Karen tweet ive seen in a long time - seething jealousy, check - unfounded superiority, check - confidently wrong, check check and CHECK

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