FBI? This tweet right here
Your “logic” deserves a slap in the face
What’s scarier than measles? Antivaxxers.
DC deserves a murder for mishandling Superman this badly
*playing tiniest violin*
Obsidian didnt even have to lift a finger
A rare example of an antivaxxer seeing the light. Boo on you commenter!
GOP Senators: “B-B-But the mean orange man might TWEET about me!! Waaah!!”
Someone set his “facts” straight
It only works if you’re a con artist!
Ex-Republican judge murders her own party, buries them, and walks over to the democrats
My father walked out when I was 3. Havent seen him since. I’m 30 now. Discovered recently on FB that he had a “new” family with 3 kids. Decided to reach out to the eldest son who was 22, my half brother. We exchanged messages, but after a while they stopped and I received this from his mom...
44 didnt need our prayers though. Perks of being a good pres
If GOT character were subreddits...
These “quirky” corporate twitters need to stop
When there’s no science or evidence to support your stance, just lie
Living. The “long term side effect” is LIVING, Karen
Since he said it, its a lie
My condolences Karen
Redneck Barbie blaming “parenting” yet again for America’s problems
We need to get our priorities straight
Hope republicans are taking notes
Why would you choose to embarrass yourself like that?
Dude has turned Enlightened Centrism into an art form
Aww poor baby. Just dont buy the latest iphone or avocado toast. You’ll be fine
Pictures that you can hear
I wonder if these losers have even finished school
I bet if trump or pence got haircuts on our dime they would be the GREATEST MOST AMERICAN HAIRCUTS OF ALL TIME
Daughter: “...what the fuck are you talking about? I just wanna see Frozen, mom!”
Antivaxxers have no shame
And in the next 4th of July, Americans bombed missile silos during the Crusades! The MAGAs will love that!
To show how America should be
Mother of the Year
Not sure the guy who’s been divorced twice and cheated on all his wives is the one you wanna honor in your wedding...
Tammy doesnt know jack about...anything
Oh my bad, I’ll just schedule my heart attack for after rush hour. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Or she can make random appearances at award shows like Sean Spicer
*Measles Molly has left the chat*
She’s far more impressive than Trump’s Buttplug. AKA Piers Morgan
A conservative who’s not a complete tool
Why are they such snowflakes?
“You’re an a hoe!”
I wonder when he’ll send Melania and her parents back where they came from?
Autism and aluminum poisoning aren't contagious though...
He vaccinates? Lets make fun of his looks and sprinkle some homophobia in cuz why not
They didnt love it so much when Obama was president, yet here they remain
Even if its fake, great job teaching her gun safety!
“My baby has the flu but I dont want medicine..guys what do I do?!”
There are no words.
Not a bad week all things considered
What’s next, a doctor who’s anti-medicine?
Not just medicine and science, but basic history??
Do they come in adult sizes? Oh yeah, theres no need...
Rich mom and a senator/presidential candidate for a dad...I wonder why she doesnt care for socialism?
Bella: “I’m uneducated and that gives me the right to be rude and insulting to people who know better than me”
Awful and disgusting. Guess he’s gonna get reelected sigh...
Whats the point of selling insulin if you’ll have no one left to sell them to?
[Shitpost] Life goes on
The heartbreak when he wakes up...
Gee, I wonder what else they have in common...
“Ok we get that vaccines have eradicated diseases and saved millions of lives...bUt HaVe YoU rEaD aN iNsErT??”
“We talked about our dead kids and we just hit it off!”
Does it have bluetooth? No?? Then vaccines are useless!
Harry Potter taught me so much
Just..where to even begin...
There are no scholarly sources to support my antivaxxer stance?? What does this mean?!
Lets see what’s on the Propaganda Network...
“Trump’s impeachment will have the largest audience ever. Period.”
What a pointless question
When I heard GOT got 32 Emmy nominations...
And here I thought reddit was a refuge from these kinds of people
Propaganda minister just said “bigly” unironically...
[Shitpost] Yes, I see you have a tongue. Very helpful.
Your intern’s condolences aint fooling anyone
I miss when this was the worst thing the president did any given month
HBO, Amazon and Disney in a few years...
“Blood tested positive for autism” IM DEAD
Oh no, my baby looked up! Damn you vaccines!!!
Republicans with the same scripted responses
The winning just wont stop!
You sure he was a “doctor” and not your essential oils salesman?
She misses him as much as the rest of us
Glad that stupid plotline is over
A 16 year old is passionate about saving our planet? She’s CrAaAaAaAaAaZy!!
An entire group devoted to making fun of vaccinated babies. No vaccine can fix what is wrong with these people...
Murdered by easily attainable facts. Hmm...
Or cars. Why arent dems banning the AR-Honda huh??
“They were the best boos, the greatest boos, nobody gets boos like me let me tell you!”
A 4 page summary would have sufficed...
If he makes a move on vaccines I will lose it!
You mean, universal healthcare will cost us TAXES?! How did we not realise this?!
“There are good people on all sides...except the people I attack on twitter”
“Okay, then lets cut subsidies for corporations” “NO!! WE MUST SUPPORT FREE MARKETS!!”
Do not share this! Its Fake News! Billions attended! BILLIONS! BIGGEST PARADE EVER!
Trump committed murder? Since when was murder a crime? AND WE DEMAND TO HEAR FROM THE PERSON WHO CALLED THE POLICE!!
One of the most horrifying paragraphs ever written
This one’s a toughie...
The only “lies” and “corruption” are coming out of your end, Donnie.
Oyster nails...excuse me while I throw up...
Women are just so emotional!
This show became a cartoon rife with plot armor long before season 8
wE cAnT bAn GuNs WhY nOt BaN cArS tHeY KiLl MuCh MoRe PeOpLe!! Why do people persist with this lame argument?
Um...we DO go to school for this. The sarcastic tone is weird. But yes, package inserts and Grey’s Anatomy arent part of our curriculum lol
Kinda weird, huh?
Please put that in your tinder bio. Would save us a lot of trouble
#LeningradLindsey will get back to you on that...
The only thing these hats are good for.
And I just started a GoFundMe for my daughter’s ER visit. No universal healthcare!!
...then pump her with some essential oils, and viola! Dead baby! Oh wait...
All these autistic kids...it's like a plague or something!
“A truck carrying vaccines? We can bomb that!”
Too bad Flint, Michigan doesnt have a historical cathedral
Tax a billionaire fairly...and they’ll still be billionaires. “Oh the humanity! How can you do this to us?!”
Literal fake news. How sad do you have to be to stage something like this?
Yup keep working for that Peace Prize Donny
The only thing more dangerous than a hurricane is this soulless psychopath
“I know the best wind”
[shitpost] When you forgot to bring scrubs and have to use a pair from the changing room
I doubt he can even say what color the sky is without babbling like a loon
Just sitting on my couch at home. Drinking some iced tea. The Earth is flat. Yum!
Big Pharma and their magnets
How to lose your kid in one step
We’re still in the dark ages in my country. Sad...
LPT: dont know what to do with a complex character? Make them dumb and kill them off. Simple.
Republicans, joke of the world.
As a gemini, I resent this!
I wonder why they’re not your children anymore?
Did you just “yada yada” something a NEONATOLOGIST said? Please tell me you lost your nursing license...
[Image] Fair and square
Reported for being an awful “nurse”? Perish the thought!
I also make and eat food everyday, I guess that makes me a world class chef!
I watch an extremely popular TV show i’m SPESHUL
Its amazing when you realise that everyone in this picture died in the show. Arya got the most brutal death of all: multiple deep stabs to the stomach before being dumbed in a dirty river. Too bad they never revealed who the Faceless Man was impersonating her.
Well well, so our actions DO have consequences. And those comments are cancer
“Deer in the headlights” = “grace and style”
Nothing says “party of law and order” like death threats and anarchy
Oh come on...that’s just shitty...
Not all heroes wear capes. Some bring eggs.
“I dont know how to tell you this...but you may have given your baby THE DEVIL’S NECTAR: VACCINES! Dont cry! Its not your fault! Big Pharma made you do it!”
Sergio: “...new phone, who dis?”
Oh no he’s wearing a suit next to his wife, someone locate his genitals!
What happened to their argument that we ABSOLUTELY NEED military grade weapons to defend ourselves from the government?
i NeEd iT tO fIgHt ThE gOvErNmEnT
“total lack of supporting evidence” Except for the literal decades of scientific evidence derp!
Its been a few days, time to trot this out again amongst the barrage of “thoughts and prayers”
The cognitive dissonance intensifies
Pretty much my reaction. Looking forward to a Long Night that last more than an episode