I was searching for a template of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and amongst all the PerryxDoof pics I found this3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
*looks out the window and sighs* “When will a farmer give me a large crystal to eat?”3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
🎵 Beginnin' to think that I'm wastin' time. I don't understand the things plants do. 🎵3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
The moon was thought to be made of cheese and now it’s wet. The moon is disgusting (or so I’ve been told)3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
Who “gets up” in an rpg? I just wait outside the shopkeeper’s store for hours on end until they open3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
Do y’all call it “pool” or “billiards”? Keeping in mind that billiards is dead wrong3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
If that happened I’d be all like, “Yeesh. Everything’s all blurry and dark and there’s giant ants everywhere.”4yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
Maybe it’s because I’m drunk, but I was fully ready to believe there was a Home Depot musical and was about to start looking into it3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
Blockbuster went out of business because of this guy’s superior DVD quality3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
I’ve never really understood why people like to be the dominant ones in a relationship, but this helps4yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/gentlefemdom
Took this down on the gfd subreddit but I still feel like some of y’all would like this4yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/RoleReversal
Professor Utonium was trying to create the perfect girlfriend when he accidentally added an extra ingredient4yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/gentlefemdom
Verily, for mine own twin hast confounded mine attempts to produce magiks from smoke and so I must speak his name to sound my displeasure. “Adam.”4yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/tumblr
Left unity doesn’t exist and anyone who says otherwise is a communist4yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/PoliticalCompassMemes
Saw there was a bottle out in celebration of Harvey Milk and I just had to get it3yr ⋅ Dark_BTea ⋅ r/vodka
