You might wanna stretch first.

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I'm gonna park this big white truck right in your little garage

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Sometimes people ask if I’m real. I’m real, real offended 😭

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Let me touch that little dangly thing in the back of your throat

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Been told my dick is beautiful. Do you agree?

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Can you guess what kind of car I drive?

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This is the awkward part of being a grower. Any questions?

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Can I be your new favorite redditor?

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