Well...fuck

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Reality can be whatever I want

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*cries while speeding*

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*googles how to adult*

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All 90s babies are gonna be 30 soon

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“AfTeR AlL We DiD FoR YoU”

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The nerve of some people

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That’s rough buddy

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How dare you

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So that’s how they get those close up shots

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“Never try to understand a girls mind.” - My Female Psychology Professor

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I’m ready to plow

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This one hits home

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The audacity of the contestant smh

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I graduated while living in my car 🎉🍾

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The nerve of some people...

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Me at 10 years old: What’s the worst that can happen?!

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“After all I’ve done for you”

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“How dare you stand up for yourself”

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The audacity smh

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I don’t remember how to blend in it’s been so long

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Ah shit, here we go again...

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Time to eat my birthday donuts

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Are you sure about that

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Excuse me wtf

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2021 is off to a great start 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Stop normalizing mental/physical abuse

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I watch for the sport

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You learn something new everyday

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And we thought it couldn’t get any worse

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Allow it fam!

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“I’m a cop” Yeah, sure you are

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Ah shit here we go again

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How dare you!!!

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Ngl this was the best part of the game

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We need this to be on Jerry Springer

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“After all we did for you”

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Elon Musk go brrr

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Entertainment cabinets, the click sound it would make after closing

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Wait.....how is that possible?!

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My depression has been hitting hard since Covid, 1st shower in a month and afterwards I’m going to treat myself to whatever I want to eat, self care is very important

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Underpaid and understaffed why not have a happy hour

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I graduated, wasn’t easy while living in my car but I did it 🎉🍾

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I’m sorry little one

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There’s no such thing as being full or not hungry to Grandma

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Storytime!

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My Christmas Meal. Depressing? Yes,but....it tastes good and I wanted to treat myself. I’m celebrating alone again this year. Stay positive, warm and fed this holiday!

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This was my graduation celebration meal

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Get nae nae’d

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I thought it was believable

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Going no contact was the best decision I’ve ever made

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The bare minimum to them means you’re spoiled

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Sriracha Ramen 🍜 in my sriracha mug eaten with my sriracha chopsticks 🥢

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wubba lubba dub dub

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Their website and app still aren’t fixed lol

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All my free birthday items 😊 Make sure to sign up for memberships , free food helps so much right now

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Shots fired!

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Free Large Pizza was supposed to be medium but they gave me large and free WiFi, movie day for me hope y’all enjoy your day!

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Okay Boomer

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I know holidays can be hard especially for those of us who don’t have anyone to spend it with. Eat well and be grateful for what you have!

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I googled it and got Rick Rolled

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My usual breakfast 5 loaded potato burritos and 2 freezes

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Ramen noodles and good WiFi it’s really the simple things in life that make you happy

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Real ones remember his ECW debut

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$3 Taco Bell Breakfast Happy Hour Drink at 8:30am $1 breakfast burritos

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“Feminist” logic

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Clean clothes make me happy, I grew up in a fucked up house where if I tried to wash my clothes fights would happen. Be grateful for small things cause some people wish they could have what you do

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Not the healthiest thing but when you’re low on funds Jack In The Box is there to help! 6 Tacos for $2.19

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Got robbed today at Panera(I’m fine, pissed off but I don’t want to talk about it), my tablet, portable chargers, retainers, electronic toothbrush, cooking stuff was stolen. Cops said there’s nothing they can do. Literally have nothing but my phone left. Treated myself to McDonald’s. I’m so done...

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$5 Plate from Ono Hawaiian BBQ, I will be eating here for the foreseeable future

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It ain’t pretty but it’s filling, cheap and healthy

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Started my new job today! After trying to find work for 7 months. Covid really messed up the job market. Cheers! 🥂

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Sometimes I miss Britney’s unseasoned food...😩

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Very grateful for Panera, currently using my 3 months free subscription even at $8.99 a month it worth it. Unlimited warm drinks, wifi having somewhere to charge my devices and heated jacket. It’s gonna rain hard for me the next couple days. Fresh prince and warm tea relaxing today. Stay warm y’all!

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All the FREE birthday items I received, been eating really well all week. Make sure to sign up for birthday rewards they last up to 2 weeks.

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Treated myself to a 15lb blanket for this cold weather, gonna sleep really well tonight 😴💤

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They claim to be an “activist”

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New $5 Toasted Cheddar Chalupa Box Coming Soon

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McDonald’s New Bakery Items

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Don’t fail No Nut November boys, stay strong

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, my first shower in a year words cannot express how happy I am right now!

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Treated myself to Denny’s this morning, hope you guys have a good day!

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There’s nothing like a good pb and j

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Hot sauce rice and avocado salsa

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Since the gym is STILL closed and I can’t shower, this is my alternative. Good ole bucket, shampoo and washcloth. Birdbath 2.0

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Madison Square Garden Thanks The Undertaker

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Guess I’ll go f myself then

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Dollar Tree Wet Wipes for in between showers is great! Lots of different scents not too strong and gets you clean

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Gym is open but the showers are closed, my nightmare has come true

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Front and rear dashcam only $79 highly recommend for safety

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The whole wheat tortillas are way better than corn

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I play Gta V for the quality gaming

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Heated jacket coming in clutch, also wearing a blanket over this for warmth. Stay warm folks! 🔥

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Yoo-hoo candy bar at dollar tree 9/10

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Best decision I made

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10 packs of ramen 🍜 for $2, dollar store is a lifesaver

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Breakfast and lunch for today

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Peppermint crunch junior mints 10/10

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Guess that means I used to be a Nazi

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I’m eating good today $1.53 for today’s breakfast

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My go to drink for when there’s only 2 people scheduled for Bogo

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$5 BBQ Chicken Plate from Ono is a lifesaver during lockdown

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Picked up some new shaker cups! 😍

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Hate these ghetto ass mfers who drink and smoke and leave garbage everywhere especially by my home base, they really have to ruin it for everyone

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You got a better chance at winning an argument with a brick wall

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Grateful for McDonald’s for a good and filling $2 breakfast, make sure to download the app for deals and rewards

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Craved seafood so I cooked up a seafood boil, don’t forget to treat yourself. I try to at least once a week. Now I’m going to take a nap in some shade with a cool breeze while watching Scrubs.

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Pumpkin Spice Moon Pies $1 at Walgreens

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15 Pairs Of Socks For $5 not bad, stay warm folks

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Treated myself to real food chicken adobo, make sure to eat healthy and treat yourself

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When all you had to worry about was getting 400 magikarp candy to evolve it and get a gyarados

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Improvising during vanlife I also make ramen 🍜 using my dash

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Nothing like a good ole pb and j

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$1 for these froot loops popsicles

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So, you’ve come to the master for guidance?

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Party pack Nachos?! Party of 1 😜

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Tastes way better than it looks

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White chocolate Twix is better than the original

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White chocolate Kit Kat is better than the original

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“You misogynistic pig!”

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Hit the jackpot today at dollar tree

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$2.25 for today’s breakfast

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New favorite drink at Panera, prickly pear hibiscus and sparkling water with Splenda. Tastes like diet cherry 7up

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It actually does help your driving, it’s scientifically proven

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Vanlife is brutal on your back, luckily I they have massage beds and chairs. 30 minutes on each or 1hr when my back is killing me and I feel brand new

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Found some old t shirts while cleaning

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Tapioca and chocolate vanilla pudding

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Dual fan was only $20, highly recommended link in comments

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Free Cheesesteak and Lemonade relaxing in the shade with Amazon Prime Video, nothing beats free food

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Free subway save that money

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In case of emergency call The Undertaker for a return

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Make sure to eat healthy folks, this BBQ Chicken and Chicken Adobo was $8

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$1 Soft Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies 10/10

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I can’t wait to see this

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Vince McMahon trying to top [Spoiler] return

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Dunkin Donuts New Spicy Ghost Pepper Donut

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Nice find at dollar tree

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Who’s trying to go catch a Gyarados?

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$1 tacos are a lifesaver I wish I got 10 more these were amazing!

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This headline has more twists and turns than Lombard Street

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Get a taste of your own medicine

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Lucas, chili mango and tamarin candy

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It’s getting really cold so I had to pick these up, $8 for the blanket and $2.50 for the throw stay warm friends

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My psychiatrist hasn’t prescribed this yet

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Beef burrito sub chicken add avocado ranch, it’s a game changer!

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I see this as an absolute win

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Beefy 5 layer sub chicken add nacho fries and grilled

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[misogynist pig insults ready for fire]

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“CoLlEgE Is ThE BeSt TiMe Of YoUr LiFe”

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Breakfast Crunchwrap with Steak

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