I shared my love for my cat with you all a few years ago. Now I’d like to share how much I miss him. My cat in a perfect circle:2yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
“Who was the founder of the People’s Republic of China?” “Meow.” “Correct!”6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Rocket’s relationship with Groot is deeply upsetting. I wonder frequently whether Groot has retained all of his memories; if he hasn’t, Rocket is trying in vain to resurrect his best friend while baby Groot can never achieve that ideal.5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
*beatboxing voice* twinks and bears and twinks and bears and twinks and bears5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Get help if you need help. It never seems like anything can help until it does.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Someone link to the videos about Thor being a shitty roommate to that dude5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
I have been sharing my memories of my sweet old man who has recently passed. He made an excellent catbun, and many people suggested that you guys would like to enjoy him with me. I hope he makes you smile.2yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/Catbun
I recently lost my sweet, round old man. I’m away from home and have no one to share my thoughts about him with, so I am sharing one of my favorite photos of him. I hope it makes you smile.2yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/RoundAnimals
I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Fun fact: when Steve went under, there were only 48 states (and only 1 Sudan)5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
My sweet old man has passed away. I’m so glad that I got to share the joy he brought me with so many people when he had his 15 minutes of fame. I hope seeing him makes you smile; it always made me smile.2yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/cats
Fun fact I went to middle school with a girl that spent most of January and February of 2012 trying to get pregnant so she could have a baby before the Dec 21 2012 apocalypse5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
My friend had an NPC in her campaign named John McMan and no one realized he was a demon.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Favorite movie from when I was a kid. Broadway play was also excellent6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
From her shelter photo, to the days after her eye removal surgery, through recovery to arrive at a cool fall morning on the screened in back porch. Brianna has brought so much light to my life since I brought her home.3yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
This reminds me of the time I found out my biology professor and chemistry professor were both male models in the 80s.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Me when someone tells me more than two pieces of information at a time.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
“I’m like a nice guy, most of the time.” -Jake Patterson, who in late 2018 broke into 13yo Jayme Closs’s home, killed her parents with a shotgun, kidnapped her, and held her hostage for 88 days.5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/niceguys
Sometimes I get my phone out and turn on the camera and look for them in the screen when I can’t find my glasses.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
In middle school, one of my friends was in to writing edgy poetry but didn’t cuss so one of them ended with “I no longer give a care” and I think about it a lot.5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
This makes me feel like I need to reread the entire Harry Potter series6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
I got drunk and hurt my drunk best’s friends feelings by calling her a communist6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
See also: birth control implants. Like sure for the first two years it’s great b/c condoms are hard to come by in the apocalypse, but then your risk of ectopic pregnancy increases until you die, or worse, have to go through childbirth without pain medication6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
I have the Mom Friend Anxiety Override. Side effect: people assume I’m the “top” so to speak in our lesbian relationship6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
“Hey buddy I got you a puppy.” “... who’s puppy is this?” “Yours now!”5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Ask me about the time I told someone they had prostitute crumbs on their face because my Spanish is shit6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Once I tried to tell a joke on reddit and I forgot to come back and post the punchline so I logged in 9+ hours later to a bunch of people explaining the literal difference between a hormone and a protein.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Oglaf always deserves more love. Best expressions ever, doesn’t force itself into the exact same format/length each time, sex positive...6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
He looked expensive. That was the bizarre initial thought that Tony had about him, and later he’d wonder if it was that he was expensive like champagne is expensive or if it was that he was expensive like crashing a car is expensive. Expensive like designer clothes or expensive like designer drugs.5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
I slept less and worked more my senior year of high school than I ever have in college.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Please share this and raise awareness on it, this needs to be seen3yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/Arkansas
Found my grandmother's cookbook from the 1940s, with clippings from newspapers that she cut out. It's really long and self-referential, with recipes building on each other. I thought it was really cool!7yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/recipes
My hobbies include drinking, partying, and wandering around campus drunk and loud in a pack of other coeds at 3am6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Friendly reminder that going out of your way to hate things popular with preteen/teen girls (from Twilight to Pumpkin Spice to Uggs) is kind of weird and pathetic5yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
Yo vine aqui para pasar un buen rato y, sinceramente, me siento tan atacada en este momento6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/tumblr
His name is Moonlight, and he is sometimes a circle. I found him in the garage when I was ten and he is the best cat I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/cats
I painted this when I was a freshman in high school. It's about 3 feet by 4 feet.7yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/oots
Another beautiful detail to this game: if you change languages, the sign over Nook’s changes as well!6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Nursing this runt through the night--any advice? She is recovering from flea-induced anemia and is VERY small for her age (8 weeks)7yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/cats
The CUTEST starting set of villagers I’ve ever gotten!! Erik, Lobo, and Nan are too cute!!6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
What kind of cat is this? He is huge and his tail is pure black. He looks like a tabby but his stripes are mostly spots. My cat is about 16 pounds and fluffy, this dude is MUCH larger3yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/cats
My mom found a 5-leaf clover (and edited the photo to be artsy and asked me to post it here)6yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
She's doing GREAT guys. Found in my graduating class's alumni GroupMe, over a year after graduation.7yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/humblebrag
She made it! I recon if she gets through tonight, too, she's in the clear. Very alert today, even though she looks like a dork! She's filthy though, how should I clean her? Warm unscented wet wipes? We named her Kibble 😸7yr ⋅ Dankestgoldenfries ⋅ r/cats
