Granted, the wires aren't nicked, but come on. My restaurant does 3 million a year in sales.8yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/OSHA
My mom made this for my wife for her birthday. It's the evolution of my daughter's temper tantrum.9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/funny
Being a Christmas Eve baby, I usually get minimal effort on the birthday cards. Mom knocked it out of the park this year.4yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/funny
To make a watermelon alien pod for my kid’s birthday party tomorrow.2yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/therewasanattempt
Got sandwiched between four tornado warnings last night. Thankfully all we got was heavy rain.3yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/weather
For all the celebrities getting their photos removed from Instagram for showing nudity10yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Went to see Orchestra performances of LOZ music tonight. This guy was there ready for battle. Wouldn't take his eyes off the screen.7yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/zelda
A little something positive. I'm 34 and told my parents that me, wife and baby wouldn't be over for family dinner this week because of the rumble. She told us to come and we would all watch as a family and promised no one would talk shit. These were waiting for me when we got there.7yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
Throwback to that time I visited a house my girlfriend was house sitting and this was looking over the family’s dining room table.3yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/WTF
We got our achievement board put up last night. I think we have some cool categories.8yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/DnD
Baby woke up crying, and my wife had to go feed him. Paused on this incredible moment. I don’t know what’s about to happen when we unpause, but I will not give up hope.5yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/StrangerThings
Reading my WWE Encyclopedia this morning and saw this. This is how I imagine Vince handles any concerns that are brought to him.8yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
Friend's mom bought her a plant with a cocoon on top. It began its blossom today9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/pics
When you save your favorite for all the last bites and are too fucking full to enjoy it9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
To the handful of people I've seen post statuses on Facebook complaining about people posting pictures of their kids.9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'll just leave this here, as on my way home tonight, I almost got T-boned by two assholes racing who blew through a full on red light going what I would estimate was at least 100 mph. It would have killed me, and it scares the shit out of me.8yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the human at AT&T who answers after I just spent ten minutes slowly giving computer voice man my account information9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To all the girls on my Facebook feed selling the body wraps trying to get people to join your company9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In response to the front page post, this, my friend, is the TRUE OG fish game. (Odell Lake)6yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/gaming
Playing Diablo 3 thru for the first time, and seriously had to question if I took too much Nyquil tonight.9yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/gaming
Friend had this printed under the shell of his hard boiled egg this morning. Nothing was on the shell itself.7yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
One of the protestors in my city made the paper and looks exactly like De Niro.8yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I don't even smoke, but I laughed as one fellow employee smoker told on another fellow employee smoker for smoking while he was supposed to be rolling silverware.8yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Friend went to a cemetery and snapped some pictures last night. This face showed up in one.7yr ⋅ Dankaay ⋅ r/creepy
