They said he jumps when he's excited.. so naturally I was thinking just, jumps up on you.. no this dog literally JUMPS.4yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/funny
Being part of a company is like having a newborn! fAmiLy - this is a comment on an article about how talented employees leave a company rather than complain. Also bonus points to the chucklefuck below who responds with his own name.2yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Let me pose seductively with this electrical cord betwixt my legs6yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/Mirrorsforsale
Boogers from my nose - they were almost blocking each side. One got stuck because it couldn’t fit through my nostril so I had to pull it out with my fingers. These are due to recovering from multiple nasal surgical procedures.2yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/popping
I'm sure it smells nice but it looks like my dog ate a dollar and vomited it in a tiny tin3yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/DiWHY
So I gave my dog (Xena warrior puppy) eyebrows and she looks like a villain now6yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/gifs
Morning chalk up reports Rich Froning is offering individual programming for $$5yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/crossfit
Anyone weirded out by Katrin + Ben? She can't say the word love enough about Ben6yr ⋅ daniunicorn ⋅ r/crossfit
