Friend poured me a cup of coffee and didn’t warn me that the fish in the percolator slipped into my coffee2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/twinpeaks
I had the idea to make this for a while and finally got around to it. It’s not perfect, but it brings me joy.9mo ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/twinpeaks
I think my roommate’s hippo is broken. Plz send tots and pears, she loves them.2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/velvethippos
Can’t believe China doesn’t realize homeless people are NOT victims.2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
Teach women when they’re young that they are too high maintenance. Good job, dad.2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Me reading every post making fun of Bo Burnham for trying to enjoy a concert while being tall2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/boburnham
I know I’m real late to watching Eighth Grade but if you are too, don’t forget that your local library exists!2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/boburnham
Spent $12 for two of these jawns at a Wawa in Philly. No regrets. Wish it had that headshot tho.2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/boburnham
That moment when you’re flirting with someone and you realize you need to marry them.2yr ⋅ daniel_sg1 ⋅ r/twinpeaks
