My son say he can always smell when I'm getting fucked

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My wife found this trail-cam pointed at the BACK door of the restaurant she manages.

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The Minons didn't work for Hitler cause they were stuck in an ice cave.

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Effectively utilize performative queerness.

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Wall people who always have their eyes open don't like us anymore.

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My tiny Italian landlord strikes again

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I feel like this happens alot

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This sexual encounter was brought to you by Nord VPN

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I can make a bear out of 2 chickens

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Bathe in my milk

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Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Telekinetic frog flays local man

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I'm not gay Rule

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Eats up Roads, Swallows Loads.

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Hardly...

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Steve Harvey without facial hair.

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Just found this spider in my desk, What is it? I live in rural Missouri USA

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Confederate Karens protect Confederate statue.

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What?!?! Someone's building vacation homes for ants!

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Normalizing Horror Masturbation

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What is this... pottery for ants

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Ive waited for this moment my entire life!!!! My first original post to People of walmart. An other kin spotting.

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I guess his username checked out.

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Do not pass go!

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The commenter is right, I'm pretty sure thats what they want!

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Includes Haste and Shroud!

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This seems slightly Q'ish.

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When someone claims the Confederate battle flag isn't racist... well here is a reference picture you can show. Just make sure to shout Beholdthemasterrace as you do. Lol

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hmmm

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It's like Halloween Rock/Paper/Scissors

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Which one are you?

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Pure Pain! This hurts my eyes.

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No title needed for those of us deep in the MtG Meme game

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Robots of Walmart!!! Oh shit we are one step closer to the Matrix!!

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Wait a sec.... Is this sub supposed to be literally about jerking?

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Do not shove a 5 block of butter up your ass

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Very eager cadet 🤣 My friend had this in his collection, no idea where it came from lol.

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hmmm

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Jesus is the answer!!!... Also I really wanna shoot someone. (Walmarts in Missouri are wild)

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Plz tribute on my best pull ever!!!

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Should I upvote this guy or send him to jail?

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...a haunted house for ants?

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Includes Haste and Shroud!

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So I'm like listen Derek, do you even know who my dad is? My dad owns a freakin dealership!

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This rock that looks like a severed head....

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I miss CornHub😥

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So open and honest.

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They need more then spiritual healin.

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Who is stealing all the gas... (he also had fancy Trump 2024 decals on each side)

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My wife (a Waffle House manager) saw the post Breakfast with the dirty waffle irons and was so angry she demanded I post her's as response. Just applaud or she'll kill me!

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She murdered him with words, I can taste his tears!

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Its kinda like dogfighting for kids if ya think about it.

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Wholesome

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Sunday Roast Boy

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He almost gets it

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Ohhh No... Don't let her ruin Halloween too! 😱

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Every game of EDH/Commander.

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This was a nice, new couch....

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What an intro.

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I have no words.... other than Usernamechecksout

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Don't do it pencil guy!!!

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Oh Shit! I'm addicted to MtG cards!

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It might be autism...

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I'm not sure how accurate this is?

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more van pics from that crazy Kentucky lady (the one obsessed with smoking bans)

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You have to read between the lines!

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Im the only one in my Commander group not running blue.... And I hate life!

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Wow Ted has a slammin body! He can murder me whenever he wants!

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Finally! Something for those of us turned on by pokemon and donuts!

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Thanks, I hate discard effects...

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What the what!

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Have you or a loved one been affected, you could be entitled to compensation....

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That sounds about right.

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Im tellin ya'll it's flat....

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I had a foot fetish.... now I don't.

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cursed_Patrick

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NO, not stairs! His only weakness!

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We all have favorite children, don't lie.

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hmmm

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Walmart is always a treasure trove.

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Got this advertisement on you tube, thought I should share.

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Found another of this specimen. Can't tell if she smiling because of her white pride or because her teeth (the only brown things she tolerates) haven't dropped out and escaped yet.

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This sauce needs to be locked up!

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hmmm

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Never fall in love with a prostitute! It's like the oldest rule!

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Not for sale! I feel like this guy just randomly shout it out like a personal tag line.

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Be vwery, vwery quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!

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How to get sent to hornyjail.

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hmmm

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He was trying to draw mountains and a waterfall... it does look wet.

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He does hit hard sometimes though.

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NEVER FORGET (The Fireman's face is killin me)

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This is a rock.... not a murder scene.

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No food or drinks allowed in this car!

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The master race showing how bright they are.

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Not explicitly masterrace but I'd bet all my ponies they're a supporter of those ideals.

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blursed_father-in-law

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Accurate... but missing Bug/Normal.

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How to make everyone else at the dog park nervous.

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Tgis huge leatherback turtle!

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Time to make them cry... again.

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Every game of EDH/Commander

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Beating 80 Toddler

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More fetish fun comics!

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So I have to pay 3 extra mana per spell you say..... (picture from my group last week, these are supposed to be my friends)

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Behind this mask... is a hairy, sweaty man!

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Ewwwwww!

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Trump and Nazis... I'm still not seeing the connection. Why do people keep say Trump supporters are racist? I'm baffled!

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I'd be surprised if this hasn't already been posted here lol.

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The Criminal Justice Dept. in Missouri is hardcore!

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hmmm

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I just wanted to try on clothes, now my butt looks like a yawning hippopotamus.

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What is this machine used for?

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Extra security is important!

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My wife brought this nightmare fuel home for our kids!

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Nothing extreme or flashy... which is kinda the scary part. It seems like they feel this should be normal like any other decal. Crazy people cover their vehicles in stickers but this guy probably seems normal unless you see the back of his car.

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One big freakin' wolf!

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Man ya'll treat us feet guys like we are those armpit weirdos... I like feet, I do not know why.

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I wouldn't have guessed that.

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What is he so upset about?

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Shrooms made me gay

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Nice tat bro... but what does it mean?

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Who is this guy I saw on the subway train? Where is he going!

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I serve The Hut cause apparently Domino's has Rules and Standards.... freakin Nazis can't tell me who to love!

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Type Catch Bonus? What does it do, what does it affect?

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hmmm

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A relative of my wife being super supreme on FB. You can tell he's a real intellectual by his spelling and grammar. He is also single now so watch out ladies!🤣🤣🤣

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Whhooo, dodged a bullet there!

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Where to I get this wench/crane part? Craft or Buy or Engineer Badges?

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WotC is putting out chich tracks now lol. (FYI Chich tracks are a crazy religious comic found in the Midwest USA)

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The picture says it all... my day is gonna suck!

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Oh you know!

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Excuse me?!?

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...to draw mountains and a waterfall.

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There is a simple, yet dangerous answer!

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This hurt my eyes!

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Not fool'n me again!

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