Me spontaneously writing a prequel to an unfinished 40+ chapter popular long fic from twenty years ago and finding out there are still people in the fandom who remember the original fic after two international wars, two recessions, and a global pandemic.1yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/AO3
MRW my cousin starts talking about how climate change and COVID are liberal hoaxes used to manipulate society at the family Fourth of July BBQ.3yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/reactiongifs
For those of y'all who don't rock Disney+, Loki was confirmed bisexual.3yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/lgbt
MRW I watch people drink unfiltered and unboiled water on Naked and Afraid... in the third season.4yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/reactiongifs
The face Luca makes when he dug a hole in the yard or flower beds and he knows I haven't seen it yet.1yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/rarepuppers
I tossed dozens of used-up heirloom tomato plants in a fallow chicken run to break down for compost last fall and this is the end result. The Madison County Volunteer Tomato Militia, reporting for duty.3yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/gardening
When the socializing is done and you can finally reassume a naturally flat affect without scaring the shit out of people.2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aspiememes
Sorry, the best I can do is a seven minute monologue about heritage chicken breeds or climate change precipitation effects on coccidioidomycosis.2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aspiememes
Auditory processing disorder is awesome. Who needs to actually understand ambient conversation when you can listen to the soothing rhythms of low-frequency gibberish?2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aspiememes
People come up to me all the time and say 'You should be a model,' or 'You look just like a model,' or 'Maybe you should try to be a cat who models.' And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model.2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/SupermodelCats
This is Anders. He was meowing at my bedroom window in the pouring rain the other night, so I let him in and fed him and cuddled him. He was still on my front porch in the morning. And when I got home from work. So apparently I have a cat now.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aww
My apprentice familiar that I'm bringing home next week. He's an Anatolian shepherd, and his name is Luca. :)2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
Learn from my mistake. Invest in a good pair of steel-toed boots, and don't drop a keg on your foot.1yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bartenders
MRW I find out my office is adopting not one, but two black kittens from the animal shelter to be our shop cats.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me eating my neighbors and setting up effigies with their corpses after being out of contact with civilization for less than a week.2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TheForest
When people say I should start up a reef tank because saltwater fish are more colorful than freshwater fish, I love introducing them to Maui.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bettafish
Had to make the heartbreaking decision to have a vet come put down my 18 year-old golden retriever Vito this morning, as he has been weakening the past few weeks and today he could no longer stand. Sleep well good boy.4yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/OldManDog
[OC] Pulled pork stuffed potato with cheddar cheese, sour cream, butter and chives. Redneck food of the gods.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Coming back to drop a new chapter on a 79,000+ word longfic after eleven months on hiatus like2yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/AO3
MRW I finally somehow manage to wrest hosting Thanksgiving away from older female relatives who are fiercely territorial about it. It's my first time to take charge!8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW an old man refuses to let me carry an armful of car parts because they're too heavy for a woman, then has to sit back and watch me move an entire room full of furniture singlehandedly.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I accidentally get called sir three times in three days after cutting my hair short.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you try to quietly unfriend a creepy dude on Facebook, double-click, and then accidentally send him another friend request in the process because it just wasn't awkward enough already.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get sharply corrected on something I said, and then it turns out I was right the entire time and hours of hassle could have been avoided by just listening to me.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is my familiar Sabin, who will never leave me alone even in the bathtub. He may be a little *too* familiar.4yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
HIFW I'm wallowing in the knowledge that I don't have money for groceries until Friday (dat ramen life), then realize that I have just enough Domino points for a free pizza for dinner.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That feeling when you're so sick and in so much pain from your period that you're angry at all of mankind for not having to deal with it.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I get up the guts to tell a cute girl at the drive-through that her makeup is on point and she is genuinely flattered instead of weirded out.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have over seventy fish but he's my favorite. Don't tell the others!!6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bettafish
HIFW telemarketers are rude to me in an attempt to get in contact with my boss. I'm a personal assistant.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I suddenly realize there's only ten days left to Yuri's Night, a huge party my city throws in celebration of the advance of human space exploration.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your state has declared a state of emergency over the threat of super tornadoes and all the school systems are shut down but you still have to go to work anyway.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I think that my super-conservative, super-religious friend's Pure Romance Facebook business is some kind of makeup party bullshit like Mary Kay and it turns out to be dildos instead. All dildos, all the time.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I feel trying to move around the next day after getting a full body deep tissue massage for the first time.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oliver is the official shop dog at the auto garage where I work. His favorite part is the hour commute.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/dogpictures
Everybody and their posse rocking that red Arabian and I'm over here with my Belgian like...5yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
MRW I go back to my natural chocolate brown hair color to rest it from dying it snow white for months and everybody says they liked the blonde better.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Looking at myself in the mirror after ordering 74 five gallon pots and about $150 worth of heirloom vegetable seeds from Baker's in the past two weeks. Might have a problem guys.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I dye my huge, long, fluffy mane of hair deep violet on a whim, and instead of mocking it as expected, everyone talks about how cool and sexy it looks instead.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my left eyelid has been twitching from work-related stress for THREE DAYS non-stop and I feel like I look like a crazy person but nobody else can really tell.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Look at that face. Don't tell me he doesn't know what he's doing. He knows *exactly* what he's doing.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
HIFW I've gone around with an orphaned baby mouse tucked in the front of my jacket all day.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Facebook feed is constantly flooded with baby pictures as of late. But now I have a baby to give them a run for their money. Let the posting wars commence.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/childfree
Must be that time of the month, because I can't decide whether I'd rather moodily eat ice cream or go around punching random people in the face.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW guys constantly hit on me at my job. They're straight. I'm not.10yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I spend an hour and a half in a game organizing my inventory instead of actually playing it.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aspiememes
MRW I manage to finally bake a decent loaf of bread from scratch for the first time, after watching my mom do it for twenty years.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I accidentally shipped my textbook to the opposite side of the country.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I start wearing capri yoga pants to go to the gym, then start wearing them EVERYWHERE when I realize they are literally magical.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get interrupted six times in ten minutes after sitting down to eat my lunch at work.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I actually manage to repair the power steering on my own car without having to get one of my coworkers to help me. I work with an all-dude staff of mechanics but I'm the secretary.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy saves his wife from randomly flying baseball bat. The tribe is pleased by this sweet victory.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/instantbarbarians
MRW I realize every single person I was friends with in high school and college is married. Even the gay folks. I'm officially the only single person I know.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're trying to eat lunch at work but you keep getting interrupted.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Posted earlier today about coworker ruining my flower garden at work. But at least I'll always have my flowers at the house.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/gardening
Haven't worn a bra for the past two weeks because they're all in the laundry and I'm lazy. HIF considering not wearing them again at all unless I feel like it. Wildlings FTW. Also free boobs.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you want to violently murder a coworker for incompetence but you remember there is no Netflix in prison.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've never had chickens before, but my first backyard flock arrived yesterday in the mail and I'm officially head over heels in love. This is one of my buff bantam silkies, Wonton.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aww
I was so sad I didn't have the skill to steal this. He was gone by the time I realized I could have paid the iron price for it.11yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/skyrim
I collect bettas because they are adorable little badasses. This is my crowntail Mong.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/Aquariums
HIFW two guys in my office have an ongoing feud over parking spaces (of all things) and each one comes to me constantly to complain about the other one.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW as a Southerner I end up staring out a window at a pouring blizzard.... again. I should be in flip flops right now.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The best-looking betta I've ever had the pleasure of owning, this is my crowntail Mong!7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bettafish
When I have to put on my eyeliner a dozen times because I apparently have the fine motor skills of a toddler before coffee.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Male chauvinist customer told me I gained a thousand IQ points dying my hair from blonde to black, then asked me in a condescending tone why I'd want to dye my hair anyway.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I hear Patsy Cline coming from a radio in the garage at work but when I walk back there to say hi none of my coworkers are there yet and everything is dead quiet, side door still locked.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got a Wacom for Christmas and decided to make the jump to digital art with my favorite FF bud, Prompto!7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
MRW I have a chance to eat only two bites of the sandwich I've been waiting hours to eat before I get interrupted by work.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a male coworker who has been crushing on me manages to corner me alone and ask me why I'm not with anyone. Super awkward.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I turned 31 today and I'm watching my country's political system go completely batshit and realize I'm old enough to be morally responsible for this lunacy now. Existential crisis anyone?8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker's unattended child keeps walking into my office and silently stands there staring at the back of my head while I work.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I ordered really messy Mexican food for lunch and just realized I'm wearing white capris.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I know my best buds will probably react later when I tell them I want to sit around, do bong rips, and watch anime/play video games all night with them. TGIF bitches.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Setting up my library this afternoon, but this is where my books have been staying the past few weeks since I moved into my new pad. [3075x2015]9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bookporn
MRW an old man wanders into the bay of the auto garage where I work and makes a joke to me and the female owner about how it's no good that the shop is entirely run by women.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've wanted citrus trees forever, and now I finally have them. My new patio orchard trio - Persian lime, lemon, and calamondin trees!6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/gardening
MRW my coworker says I'll always be a blonde no matter what color I dye my hair because I made him repeat something he said. I'm not dumb, I'm partially deaf.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I haven't made my dish for Thanksgiving yet, I haven't bought a single Christmas present yet, my house is a disaster, and people invited themselves over this weekend so shame cleaning is now a deadlined activity.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my landlord still hasn't deposited my utilities check ten days after I gave it to him, making my online bank register look like it has a lot more money in it than it actually does.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My coworker's reaction when he holds a live rat in a trap out at me and I don't react as anticipated (that is, screaming and flailing) and reached out to take the trap from him to get a better look instead.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I inadvertently make someone's shitty afternoon shittier. :(9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF destroying a yellow jacket hive on my front porch five times in a single week because they keep trying to rebuild it. I've been stung once and my puppy has been stung once.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The mean girls club - this is my betta sorority. Why have one betta when you can have six?7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/Aquariums
MRW let's not talk about politics actually translates to you're not allowed to disagree with my politics but I can discuss them as much as I want. I don't know if I can handle this nonsense until November.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My favorite tank - ten gallon betta sorority. Love these ladies, they are the last thing I see before I go to bed every night. <37yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bettafish
Why have one aquarium when you can have six and memorize hundreds of tropical fish dossiers?6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aspiememes
How I feel when I just started crocheting and my little swatch of treble stitches is starting to actually look like a real thing that could possibly one day be a bag.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/yarntrolls
When I ignore the subreddit I moderate for a week to hang out on TrollX, then decide to check in on everybody.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the heat index is 110, the humidity is 95%, and I can't be naked because it isn't socially appropriate.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My tiger oscar Lieutenant Dan playing dead because he thinks I'm an idiot.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/Aquariums
Went in for a reptile tank, came out with these two little girls. The guy at the pet shop asked if I wanted them as snake food. I said I wanted them as shoulder guards.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/RATS
When I am intently browsing TrollX and look up to see that my puppy has drank half of my Coke out of the top of the glass when I wasn't looking.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lost one of my girls Oriata last night. Last photo I ever got of her, I will miss that little grump.6yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/bettafish
The only garden I have right now. This is the potted flower garden in front of our shop. Can't believe we're getting calla lily and hibiscus blooms in mid-November, but I'm not complaining. Dat salvia though.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/gardening
FTS Friday - Tiger barb and corydoras tank. My theme for this build is fish who act like ferrets on crack.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/Aquariums
When I finish my first crochet bag, then realize I still have to line it with cloth.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/yarntrolls
MRW a random calls the office and when I answer, they whisper Be a good girl and hang up.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm on my period and my coworker misses his deadline *again*, which means I'll have to grovel and apologize to a customer on his behalf. Again.8yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's an unseasonably warm day I realize that I've worn capri leggings after not shaving my legs for like, two weeks because winter.7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My latest painting after a long smoke session. Still need to add a few stars and glow in the dark paint but I like how this is turning out so far. Reminds me of Skyrim. Nug of the gods.4yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/trees
A customer just chewed me out because the person she wants to see isn't here, and she refuses to make an appointment earlier in the day when he's here (just like yesterday). I can't, I have to work. No shit lady, so do I! MRW she storms out.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just traded a tablet I haven't used in three years for this bad boy and the stand it's sitting on. Hard to tell but there's actually still some fish in this. Fifty gallons pre-cycled, what a deal!7yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/Aquariums
Surface vs. Deep Culture in Your World (x-post from r/worldbuilding)9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/writing
When the girl at Dunkin Donuts gives me the wrong order, and I'm too socially awkward to correct her so I drive off with it. I didn't really want a latte anyway.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hitting the wall with over an hour of work left to go. Fuck Mondays.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW when a neckbeard customer traps me at my desk and spends an hour explaining the history and lore of Dr. Who's electronic screwdriver to me while demonstrating his Dr. Who universal TV remote. Did I mention I don't watch Dr. Who?9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my melodramatic coworker comes up to bitch and moan at me in reception at length for the sixth time in five hours. Just trying to have a peaceful Monday afternoon with minimal chaos. Other people make it harder than necessary.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's seriously hard to get any work done with something this cute hanging around.9yr ⋅ danceswithronin ⋅ r/aww
