Sous vide and smoked brisket (sassy 2 year old for scale)

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Got a new couch delivered today. Father-in-law decided to test it out.

6yr ⋅

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Accidentally had the wrong number in a family Thanksgiving chat. This guy was not happy about it.

4yr ⋅

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Hope to see you guys at the first practice! ❤️

6yr ⋅

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Has there ever been a better shirt found on a Wednesday?

6yr ⋅

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When my wife wants to watch Bravo reruns, but all of Futurama is on HULU

6yr ⋅

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Is there anything more hilarious than a sleep suit?

6yr ⋅

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She posts super filtered pics daily pushing positivity and women empowerment

3yr ⋅

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MNSSHP is always a blast when you use antlers in all of your decorating

6yr ⋅

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I didn’t “buy a new gun,” I “upgraded our home defense”

6yr ⋅

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