It's happened to all of us.

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The importance of a fire door and the appropriate hardware.

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We don't deserve John Kruk

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Big Dick Nick gave today's forecast!

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I invited a very special guest to come to my wedding! It was amazing!

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Classic Joe, always has the best pickup lines.

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The man. The legend. Steve Coates.

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Best center fielder in baseball.

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How to repair hydraulic door closers book I found under a pile of stuff at the shop. How neat is that?

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Friend of mine works at an auction. Came across this beauty.

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I'm not crying, you're crying! P.S. I vote this picture for sidebar.

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Psh. Amateurs..

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I see your TKO and raise you a Code-Seeker!

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Mother of God..

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For when you need an ADA compliant elephant washing button.

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Maybe this butcher should consider a new line of work..

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The importance of a fire door and appropriate hardware.

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Nice.

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Who woulda thought Schlage makes triggers

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So a stray cat decided to jump into my van.

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The best way to die.

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The parking lot scumbag

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My favorite hockey player was just awarded the largest Honda Prox I've ever seen.

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Best. Apprentice. Ever.

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Dear Radko, thx.

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Today's gonna be a good day.

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My fiance came through big for my birthday this year. COOTS!

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This self-propelled jet ski

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Found the leak!

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Sometimes, ya gotta break out an antique to finish a job.

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What a great way to stay healthy!

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Made my own impressioning handle yesterday.

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Ilco throwing some shade on the Autopropad.

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Mmmmmm....

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The rarest of all BMW's. The BMW Stratus...

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How I imagine every lockout customer before they call

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This man is a genius. Not that anyone would notice though. I mean shit, people walk UNDER my ladder on occasion to avoid using another door, so..

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32mm Allen Key - Worlds largest dogging key

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Don't tip over. Don't tip over. Don't tip over.

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An ultra rare!

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So my buddy works at a local auction.

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eBay is supposedly taking these down. This one was still up. $1,500 for a free ticket to see the Pope.

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That MIGHT be why the latch was sticking.

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Hmm.. If it works, why not..

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Won this at a fundraiser & Chinese auction! Autographed puck by Mr. Bob Hound Kelly himself & their huge 50th anniversary book!

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My new van. Thoughts?

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Might pick this beauty up this weekend. Thoughts?

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Fucking Germans, man.

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Well. That's a new one.

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Lug doors make great stamping blocks :)

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Yeah hi, our Herculite door is broken.

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We charge extra for these. I imagine most shops do.

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Literature ordering 101. Always use spell check..

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Just HPC staff shipping some new TigerSharks..

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Yep, that's a used portable urinal in there.

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Found an animal skull in the attic, any idea what type of animal it is!?

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Gumball anyone?

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That'll do it!

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Custom Projector headlights

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To whom it may concern.

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First rule of locksmithing, always make a good first impression.

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Took the van sight seeing today.

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Positive latch? Yep! (Credit Idighardware.com)

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This is a new one. An electrical outlet cover as a hole filler..

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Pretty cool cylinder I found in the scrap bin.

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Who needs code software for GM's when you have this?

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Don't tell me how to do my job. You're damn right I rekeyed it without removing the sticker.

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Scammer told my customer he installed a new ignition. Yeah.. sure looks new. Note the filed down sidebar...

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Pretty neat padlock a customer brought in. Anyone seen one before?

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I think we've all seen the guy at parties

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It's on the front page everyday

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Found this on the back of a shelf. Made in Italy, old school Schlage!

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Got a new phone, took a cool picture.

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Well. That's one solution to losing the key.

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We use only the best lubric.. wait. Sorry Mam, I forgot I work with children..

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I tried changing the battery myself, can you do it for me? FML.

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Well if that ain't the most adorable little factory fuck-up I've ever seen :)

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Broken VATS wires on an older Chevy - This explains why it would only start 1 in 30 times.

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Way to go shop tumbler fairy AKA apprentice.

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Any second now.. The update will be complete..

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My girlfriend saw Forrest Gump at the Aquarium today.

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You guys want how much to fix this?! I'll do it myself!

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Old faithful.. Gotta break out this sucker on occasion.

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Got an ilco dud today!

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Fallout 4 gets it.

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Found out why the Frightliner fuel cap had a key broken off in it. Also found out why the key worked like shit.

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We tried lubricating it

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Too good to be true?

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Well. There's your problem.

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There's always 1 out of every 250 pack..

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Which one of you guys installed this continuous hinge? This is pretty damn amazing.

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And customers complain about $30 Ford keys...

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A helpful guide to decoding double sided keys easier.

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The mark of Schlage

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So that's why the key was paper thin....

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Quite possibly the classiest hardware salesman ever?

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Servicing a DeLorean? I gotcha covered.

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Little late, but HPC's got jokes everybody!

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Longest 10 minutes ever...

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Well there's your problem.

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Pretty expensive load of laundry..

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I'd like to make a shout out to ASP for having this kit. My customer is very happy.

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Well, isn't that just great.

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Why spend the money on a storeroom function lever when you can just do this? (idighardware.com)

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My favorite keyblank

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Well.. This is something new.

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Well. That's one way to resolve a failed dogging mechanism. (Credit Idighardware.com)

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You did what to make it stay?

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I'm kind of impressed, honestly.

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Well. Let me explain why you can't get a good copy made anywhere.

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I'm confused.. Ilco, why you drill 7 chambers for SC?

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Whatever works right? 1926 Model-T steering column lock.

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OK.. This is something new to me. Anyone else run into a prep like this?

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One of the pleasures of doing automotive work..

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So you installed a new battery, and it still doesn't work? Let me see what's going.... Oh.. Wow..

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Well... Here goes nothin'

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Since we're doing memes now. Best feeling ever as an auto-smith.

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Broken VATS wires - Good times

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After you repair the lock on the back door, can you repair my lawn mower? Yes, we sure can..

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What type of lock is on the door now? Elephant.. K. Be right out.

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Test post. Don't open/upvote

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