Drain your pool if you do though

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The sleeping giant

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Bing chilling!!!

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oh right, the poison...

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This is why I told you no noodles!!!

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I too partake in walks

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Be cool man.

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Hold my protractor

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I hold myself to higher standard.

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Mumen rider c class hero... s class heart!

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That look your parents give you when they know you'll destroy humanity

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Keep your corps tight!

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I'm nota big fan of the govnment...

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Fingers crossed for a Monday

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The stoned opossum presumption

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Soon the enemy will return to the incognito from which they emerged

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Narrator: But they didn't get a little high. They got a lotta high.

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DUDE SWEET

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That little voice in your head gotta talk trash cuz it can't lift

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Narrator : But they didn't get a little high. They got a lotta high.

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Thanks kid

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Buzz Aldrin: *cracks knuckles* I'll still show you some stars though.

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Can't relate

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Kick him right in the Peter

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gg bro gg

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Crack one open for me!

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or maybe just me idk

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not only in ohio

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Please turn the volume down!

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Leave me alone, let me avoid work in peace

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Is it the kids iPad or is it just good old fashioned lead

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We still pretend that's a smile?

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Damn my bad kid. Well snow it... It was pretty awesome actually

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I know you hate it when I do this but... I didn't invite me... you did

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Me_irl

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There is only one Christmas song that is acceptable between Halloween and December

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We need a payment plan

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My parents don't let me watch that

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That shirt looks great with those slender arms!

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Nothing but clear skies and green nugs from here on ents!

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... we used frog DNA to make them!

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Gooooaaaal!

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Jesus Christ... they're all Jason Bourne!

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U is for...

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Sorry kiddos, but this is how it has to be

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I heard you can make clothes out of it.

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Simpler times

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Nah, I'm cool down here thanks.

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Aww.. I didn't like it when you called me fat.

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america explain!!!

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... He's going the distance! He's going for speed!..

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vicki vallencourt is also the devil

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No stress no mess

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Jeff I know you're having fun playing with your new rocket cock but...

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Why have you sent your Harpie to torment me cruel sun god?!

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Or and here me out we could not

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Nobody wants to work anymore

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big... bad...____.

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John Reeves Catch-'em-alive Jack Abernathy once caught a wolf by the mouth bare handed for then president Theodore Roosevelt. 1904

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