Only because Bill Murray is awesome

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I didn't recognize them...I guess

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Digestion go brrrrrr

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I'm guessing...A LOT

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Interviewer brain go bbbrrrrrrr

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There are worse things but not many

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Anklets worldwide

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Free bird!

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Omg please don't talk to me

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How dare these bicyclists get in the way of my comedic genius

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Dark workplace apparently

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Cargo water

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Hannibal Grandpa

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Its been a long long time

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Our quack

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Clown detector pegged

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I hated it when my boss talked to me that way...

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He probably should not have said that...

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I du stuhpid verry wel on my own.

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They're magically insensitive and no one cares

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Let me in charge of naming things dagumit...

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Bruh...Yeti coolers RULE

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Painting the town red I guess...

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Let me introduce the translator

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Speaking for married men everywhere I could kiss that hero...

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Anklets Worldwide

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'Cause I don't want to do more digging that necessary...

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But I have black friends

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X-men plot hole...

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Come back to my place and I'll let you fondle my plastic

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BAD GRANDPA

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He should not have tweeted that.

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Mmmmmmmmmm vegans. So...time and temperature?

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Just think your bad idea could spawn a movie franchise.

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So yeah...just stop blaming Jomez...

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Is this helpful? Asking for a friend

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Sleeping would be...interesting

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So this just happened on Twitter

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Minimum wage confusion

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Well that's an interesting way to look at it...

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Yeah pretty much...

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Prevention is ... what was the question?

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Who knows maybe your idea could spark an equally stupid movie franchise...

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And before you comment realize you are arguing with a meme that has HeMan in it...

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I get it. You're way better than me.

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Ummmm...A lot?

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The truth is not always what we expect

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What a weird thingy for this holiday...

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Got my TRA L3 card today! Love the custom picture option

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This sorta sums up CHODE nicely

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I have a Torrey Bruno man crush

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MEOW GO BRRRRR

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Boomer humor warning...

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I mean...it’s not wrong

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Can we be done with these things?

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lol meat sticks

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This is how stupid conspiracy theorist sound

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This is actually kinda scary. Almost NSFW but not quite

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I know this feel

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I tink I underding dis

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Obvious captain is obvious

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WHO EATS CHOCOLATE LIKE THAT???

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Like any reddit users are going to understand this anyways...

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And the kids just keep on coming

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Very scary stuff here...

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Sage advice for this time of year...

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You racist you

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Gotta feel the freedom of that bare tile in the 7-11 on your SKIN

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What a clean pussy

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Thesaurus troubles...

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QAnon brains go bbbbrrrrrrrr

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To the surprise of absolutely no one

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Much disappoint

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