There's a law still on the books in Texas that says you can't have more than 6 dildos...2yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/dankmemes
I'm Pro (White, Christian, Straight, Conservative, Fetal) Life... until I'm not3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It's nice to be seeing more symbols of patriotism instead of symbols of sycophantic cultism3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Shortened polling hours, fewer polling places, voter intimidation, overly restrictive voter ID requirements...3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When your MAGA relatives who say ANTIFA was involved in January 6th try to tell you they don't watch right-wing news...3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Marjorie Taylor Greene: I was ALLOWED to believe things that weren't true3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Marco Rubio giving lessons on how to be a hypocritical triggered snowflake3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump is not a U.S. citizen and can't be president. It may or may not be true but many people have said this. We really should should be looking into this4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Golfing, often at his own resorts at a cost well over $100,000,000... and blew up the debt even BEFORE COVID-193yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Not interested in MAGAs two-cents on the topic... they can't afford it3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And then, like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground - Kamala Harris4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Queen of Deflection & Lies crawls out of Trump's colon for another briefing yesterday...4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The FREEDOM to take a vacation from the state you represent during a crisis & blame it on your daughters... looking at YOU, Fat Wolverine3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Thankfully, Biden doesn't own any golf resorts he can use to overcharge taxpayers & simultaneously self-deal (actually, Biden just doesn't golf)3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Let me tell you how I love the free-market... until it turns out of my favor3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Debate commission announces 2nd Presidential debate will now be virtual, Trump says he won't participate3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So the Blue Lives Matter crowd hit this guy in the head with a fire extinguisher and he later died. And this police officer was a Trump supporter3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If the Big Lie were true, what makes them think they'd still be here???3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If Obama was worse than Carter (who didn't play golf) then what was Trump?3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I always thought Galadriel's phial in the movie looked like balsamic dressing, or a feminine hygiene product3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/lotrmemes
Gaetz: We need to check if you're trans — Teen: You've checked me 3 times already3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump says he intentionally misled the public about COVID-19 to avoid creating panic3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And no “reasonable” person would say such things unless they knew exactly what they were trying to accomplish. Throw the book at this bitch3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Rick Scott; Another self-righteous finger-wagging Personal Responsibility hypocrite who takes socialistic tax handouts for his state4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Daily Press Briefing Circus of Incompetence continues. 4/7/2020: Trump condemns mail-in voting in spite of he himself and Melania voting by mail in the Florida primary less than a month before. OMG...no words...4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
On January 20th, 2021, 5 seconds after President Biden is sworn into office....3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Only 5 GOP Senators opposed Rand Paul's call the dismiss Trump's impeachment trial. That's 45 cowards with not a single testicle among them3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
GOP: Thoughts & Prayers for mass-shooting victims... Also the GOP: We need to check your underwear to see if you had a vagina installed over the weekend3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Another GOP double standard??? I'm SHOCKED /s. Not unlike their sudden concern about debt/deficits & the welfare of immigrant children3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Stock market gains & any accomplishments under the Biden administration will be credited to Trump3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Aw, so sorry you caught the hoax Senator... please forgo medical care and ask your church and God for help3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Rand Paul, doodling on his papers, didn't watch yesterday's impeachment trial video footage... and neither did numerous others in the GOP3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How about 200 million vaccines in 92 days Dan? Waiting to hear how impressed you are (not holding my breath)3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ooops! Did Bill Barr's tongue just come off the boot for a few seconds?3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Die-hard capitalists seem to LOVE the free-market until it shifts out of their favor3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Well, you don't seem to be afraid of the microchip that you carry around with you everywhere...3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
5/20/20 - McConnell vows end to enhanced COVID-19 unemployment benefits4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We get it, you're MAGA, but do you have to shove it down our throats... I mean, it IS a choice3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“What do you mean you don’t have any all-synthetic meals in this system???”3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/FuckYouKaren
April 13th, 2020 Presidential Campaign Rally Masquerading as a COVID-19 Task Force Briefing4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Perhaps a Canadian-born Senator whose never served a day of military service & blames his daughters when he skips out of the country while Texans are freezing to death, should just STFU3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Alabama governor Kay Ivey doesn’t want liberals butting into Alabama’s business... she just wants their tax money. So tired of these mooching welfare states that want their rights but not their responsibilities4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If this were Obama, Tucker Carlson's, Hannity's, and Laura Ingraham's heads would have exploded on live-TV3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Apparently Ron Johnson wasn't afraid of the MAGA rioters on January 6th... yeah, funny how that works when you're one of the co-conspirators of the Big Lie3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My cat would do a better job; a turd from my cat's litter box would do a better job...3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When a political party tries to retain power by getting as few people as possible to participate in democracy...3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ask a Republican to describe exactly how an illegal immigrant TAKES an American job (as opposed to an American capitalist GIVING it to them) and note the puzzled dog-like head tilt3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ron Johnson: “I will work... to challenge the constitutionality of this vindictive impeachment trial before it begins”. No Ron it's called JUSTICE, not revenge3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Whooopie! Another 5+ million jobs lost last week. 22 million jobs wiped out in just one month. WINNING!4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yes, he is... when you call for the boycott of a 120+ year old American company, in a swing state, employing over 60k Americans... for having a no political-attire policy3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Hi, I'm Sidney Powell, the lying attorney that no reasonable person could possibly believe3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Excerpts from the Non-apology “Apology” from the Party of “Personal Responsibility”3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Perhaps you idiots can one day grow a pair and tell these things to your boss...4yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Once again, a member of the party of Personal Responsibility draws the Victim Card3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Papa Smurf explains why Blue Lives Never really “Mattered” in the first place (not just starting with the GOP non-investigation of the Jan 6th insurrection)3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When big manly men with their big mouths during an insurrection now exercise their right to remain silent & use their phone call for 1-800-LAWYERS3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Conservatives: Now why would I want to give up the benefits of being white in this country?3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
But we should have the unfettered ability to lie and spew conspiracies indiscriminately3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Somehow I think most atheists have a better moral compass than most so-called Christians3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Maybe if Jill Biden showed-off her cooch & sold herself to a guy in a foreign country the GOP would respect her more3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Well he DID say 100 days (not 92)... so I guess it's not as impressive /s3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump suggests Biden will cancel Christmas if he wins. Regardless of who wins the election TRUMP will still be President in December (barring a badly placed meteorite or unexpected ailment)3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Perhaps a demographic that smears their poop on the walls of Capitol & posts evidence of their crimes on social media... isn't the best audience for a blog3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Charles Darwin's got this... with old white MAGA dying off, the GOP is going to REALLY need to ramp up the voter suppression to retain any power3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If there were such a place as heaven, I'd bet that my chances of getting there as an atheist are better than most of the hypocrite Christians I've come across in life3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So Trumpublicans who've enabled the Orange Asshole for 4+ years now are calling for unity & healing... bitches PLEASE3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Chances Trump won't go to his grave believing the 2020 election was stolen from him: ZERO3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump, the supposed alpha that never takes responsibility for ANYTHING3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Senator Loeffler “isn’t familiar” with the Access Hollywood tape. The length these idiots will go to keep their heads firmly wedged up Trump’s asshole is ridiculous. I hear the surgery to have your head extracted from his rectum is quite difficult3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Scumbag DeSantis signs restrictive voting bill while only allowing Faux News at the news conference (Uhm, 1st Amendment? Anyone, Anyone, Bueller?3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
These GOP cowards need to go on record with where they stand now on THE BIG LIE3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Maxine really should have chosen better words... Republican pearls are getting crushed over this one3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Magnetic MAGA? Anti-vax nurse trying to demonstrate her vaccine-magnetism, can’t get a key to stick to her neck3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Dr Jill vs. Dr Oz... whatever good Mr. Oz did in the past was nullified by his pushing of pseudoscience, alternative medicine, and the loads of non-evidentiary advice given to his viewers3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Actually, getting to see Tucker Carson's head explode on live TV would probably get Faux News some of its best ratings3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Bitch McConnell: House’s $2,000 stimulus checks are ‘socialism for rich’3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
12+ Senators and 140+ Congressmen with no balls plan to contest the 2020 election results on Wednesday to show featly to Trump even though they KNOW his claims of fraud are all BULLSHIT3yr ⋅ czyzyS ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
