I haven't heard that one since the 60's.

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Also a great Dental plan

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Weebs over on the right!

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Small Town in Texas Starer Pack

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Warriors... All..

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Virgin Picasso vs Chad Dali

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Got banned from r/gaming for this bad boy

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Chad Left Side vs Virgin Right Side

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Year 2052 Starter Pack

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The only books we have are ones banned by other schools.

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What Simpson's predications DIDN'T come true?

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How beneath him

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Virgin Bottom Bunk vs Chad Top Bunk

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Virgin Bulge vs Chad Greek Statue Penis

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I've seen this scene before...

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Hello Darkness my old Friend

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Hey, don't have a stegosaurus, man.

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I'd show off that to everyone I meet!

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Thanksgiving Meal Starter Pack

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How many of you are familiar with the concept of a Tontine?

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More suck then a vacuum.

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Favorite Nelson moments?

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Jebus, save this dead meme!

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1996 was a simpler time

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But, Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet.

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It ain't right I tells ya!

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This whole raid was as useless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there.

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Don't mind the smell

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Friends of the Road

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Virgin English Teacher vs Chad School Janitor

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50 shades of Bert

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This PSA made possible by Naggers United

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Breaking Mormon

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Virgin Slide vs Chad Swing

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I mean no one uses them anymore.

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Once you go Blue..

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Never go to the local Renaissance Fair

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Nine months later Fluffy gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies.

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See ya down the road Bert!

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This street definitely isn't gonna make the tally

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I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment?

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I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke!

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Yet he enjoyed it

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6th assistant this month.

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But only half as much as a Yooper

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In Sam we trust

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Sam had quite the career in the 60's

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Best Christmas Special - Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

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Virgin Chick-Fil-A vs Chad Burger King

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Virgin First-Person vs Chad Second-Person

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Gives his fur that extra softness

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Little Red bastard

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Prof. Plum, in the drawing room, with the wrench

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Big Bird's Blackwater

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Virgin French Breakfast vs Chad American Breakfast

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Let's all take a moment to appreciate Chalmers 1979 Honda Accord.

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He planned to go again tomorrow

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Virgin Backslap vs Chad Embrace

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Gentlemen, to Evil

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They've even begun blinking in unison.

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Virgin at the Strip Club vs Chad at the Strip Club

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He had a thing for Georgians

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Virgin Obesity vs Chad Underweight

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Shelbyville Starter Pack

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Say, Homer, do.. you.. like.. football?

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Sweet Ghatanothoa!

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Anyone else's favorite show that may have been a fever dream?

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Virgin Guillotine vs Chad Crucifixion

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♪ So we'll march day and night, by the big cooling tower.. ♪

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Loðurr has risen

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More Chrome please

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High Crimes and Defecation

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We drove 2,000 miles for this?

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The STD clinic bill was expensive

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One of the best physical gags

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Virgin Jogging vs Chad Skipping

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They can steal my soul any day

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Oscar House M.D

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This book always made me laugh and cry

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Fallout: Sesame Street

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Oh, my God, I was wrong

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Virgin Grim vs Chad Billy

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♪ AND I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT RECIPE AGAIN OH NO♪

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Viva!

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What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy.

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Ever wonder how crackers get salted?

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I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?

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It was known as the University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocl.

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The Final Embrace

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Do I hear the sound of butting in?

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Moe Szyslak Starter pack

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I am not a Chocolate Starfish.

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Living in 2053 Starter Pack

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They left out so much!

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Give it up for the essential workers!

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Gentlemen.... BEHOLD!

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If you traded your Blastoise for a Charizard with one of these, you're probably 35+

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Um... it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?

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Sage advice

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Look, it's ZZ top!

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Virgin Joker vs Chad Ryuji

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Uncle Moe's Family Starbag

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Pass me another 40.

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It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

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Do... you... like... nachos?

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Blood for the Blood God!

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I call it Billy and the Clone-Osaurus

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Hank Hill wants to battle!

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Hey Banner, how's it hanging?

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Seventh Grade Classmates Starter Pack

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Shouldn't have licked the reactor

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HEY, BART, LOOK! KRUSTY TRADING CARDS!

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All right, break it up, boys. That belly ain't going to get any pinker

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Apu was savage

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Hey, mouse... Say cheese.

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They went to your aid be they Christian, Jew, or... miscellaneous.

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My quilt! Six generations, ruined!

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Backyard Chicken Starter Pack

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And the Emmy goes to... I don't believe this.. Sideshow Bob.

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Average Texan Starter Pack

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My hobbies include... FLANDER'S VOICE: Being quiet during trips clapping with songs, and diabetes.

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Virgin WW2 Shooters vs Chad Vietnam Shooters

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Every Tuesday

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I've had it with this school Skinner!

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Ratatatatata

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YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!

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I give you our 39th President... JIMMY CARTER!

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Best Bully Moments?

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♪ The Old Gray Mare she ain't what she used to be♪

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Geech gone to Heaven, Mr. Terwillidjer.

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Toad gives great mushjobs

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This guy always made me cringe

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How's the game going to help your putting?

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XAEL needs braces

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Gonzo, I'm having a bad trip

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r/gaming Starter Pack

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Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly.

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Let's all just appreciate front facing Moe for a bit.

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Breath in the Fall air

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Don't make me tap the sign.

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Virgin Shogi vs Chad Chess

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Virgin Scrubbing Bubbles vs Chad Mr. Clean

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Party Party Party

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Jefferton Alive!

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All I want for Christmas...

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Whose your favorite Brother?

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And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.

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That night came the honeymoon.

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A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?

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