Thanks for the mojo, surgery happened and while complicated, it’s done!!2yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
I pulled my stove away from the wall to fix the outlet behind it. I left the room for 2 minutes and came back to find this.4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
An extremely rare occurrence was spotted tonight. The trap... it failed. How?!4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
I’m ashamed to admit I’m related to this 37yo birthday brat... thankfully the whole family is ashamed of her nonsense and entitlement.5yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Broke down in tears when the cashier at Trader Joe’s asked how I was doing. She gave me flowers to brighten up my day.2yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
Heard you guys might enjoy the cake I made for my post-Pride parade grill out this year.5yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/RainbowEverything
[FO] Another set of greeting cards, less explicit and more adorable than the last set. Three different cat patterns, all of my own design.5yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/CrossStitch
Best gift EVER- my moms secret Santa had a quilt made from my deceased brothers shirts2yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/quilting
My best friend’s birthday cake. The tools are all solid chocolate pieces I made, painted with luster dust. Cake is vanilla with jam filling and mostly vanilla buttercream outside. I mixed in a little bit of chocolate frosting on the very top layer of buttercream to look kinda like wood grains.4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/FondantHate
I’ve been cat sitting this beautiful lady for a year and love her to pieces. Got there this week to realize she’s dying of stomach cancer. But that didn’t stop her from laying on my pattern dictionary whenever I tried to pick the next pattern for my current shawl project. I’m gonna miss her.4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/Kitting
That feeling when you realize the allos are doing weird allo shit again3yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/aaaaaaacccccccce
[Pic] THIS is why I love cross stitch. A few hours of my time and $15 is all it took to bring a bright spot to a grieving mothers Christmas season. (I had left the gift with no trace of me on it, it simply said “To Mom, from J”. J was the daughter, who passed last fall at 26yo.)4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/CrossStitch
[Pic] (also FO) My mom made this for my dad when they were newlyweds, 35 years ago. It’s still hanging in their house.4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/CrossStitch
I couldn’t resist making my sweet new foster boy his own little sweater. He seems to be enjoying it!4yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/sphynx
[WIP] I’ve found something I hate more than stitching white on white... it’s stitching white on white under shitty hospital lights3yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/CrossStitch
Spent the last 3 days volunteering at my aunts church rummage sale. Mid- day yesterday a woman bought a few things and happily left. 20 minutes later, she was back- with a fresh, piping hot pizza. Said we “deserved it for working so hard.” We showered her with thanks then inhaled half of it.5yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
Spotted 2 kids pushing a large sedan off the road while stopped on an off-ramp. Teen jumped out of the back of the SUV behind me, helped get the car into a safe and shaded spot, then ran back to his car.5yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
My neighbor got drunk and told me to never touch her property... so I trimmed 1/2 the bush2yr ⋅ CyborgKnitter ⋅ r/MarkNarrations
