No gf, but I'm sure some will be looking ;)

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Stay humble, my apes...

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“Stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.” 🍺

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Remember...

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I think Kenny could use some new pets...

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Or the SEC, for that matter...

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Notice anything interesting about this March options chain? HINT: check the open interest...

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There’s been a lot of talk about this today but I dunno if everyone has actually read it:

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A little louder for the back...

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👀!!! (Forgive the quality, I’m doing cardio)

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I'm screwed :(

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Loss porn 😂

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