MRW I tell my mom we already have a bed, and she says Well he has a bed, but what about your bed? Where are you going to sleep?8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm breaking up with my SO because he is emotionally abusive and I'm a nice person who deserves to be treated better than this. I don't know where/how else to share this, so here's a kitty.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone tells me my ruby red hair color isn't natural.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I sold this girl my bowl chair and she says Can you carry it to my car for me? I'm a girl. BITCH I'M A GIRL TOO.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Dear Period: After 2 weeks and 2 negative pregnancy tests, you can show up any time now.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My friend is trusting me with babysitting her itty bitty this morning. MRW she makes any kind of noise in her crib.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HELP ME TROLLS MY DOG IS MISSING!!! :( 14 yr old Aussie in Ballville, Ohio area Please share!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently I get REALLY HORNY just before my period starts. This has (secretly) been me all day.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I see a guy complaining that he thought no meant try harder and ended up with a drink thrown in his face.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker judges me for getting 6 french toast sticks8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was supposed to graduate today. Instead I'm sitting at home doing laundry and drinking. Cheers to the failures in life.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm really horny right now and my SO isn't available. Anyone else get angry horny?9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today is payday, and a new Sephora just opened up a mile away from me.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After a few days alone, I've realized I don't have to answer to him, or feel lonely and unworthy when he doesn't respond to me or says I wouldn't survive without him. I can breathe for the first time in a really long time!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MY DOG IS HOME!!!!!!! HE WAS FOUND AND NOW HE'S HOME!!!!!!!!!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mom, we made a deal 6 months ago NOT to do this whole bath thing again.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/guineapigs
As I was browsing Pinterest, I noticed my *sister-in-law* has been furiously pinning to a new board entitled Wedding9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I find out I have a credit on my account with my landlord and don't have to pay rent next month.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am always on a tight budget, and have been trying to scrimp together a professional wardrobe for my teaching placement this fall. My dad said (with no coaxing) I need more professional clothes, so I should check my bank account for money tomorrow to go school shopping.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've never really gotten hormonal acne, but ever since I stopped taking the pill, it's been pretty graphic.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was worried about taking my bf's virginity, but when it happened last night, I wasn't even thinking about what could have happened. This morning, I rejoiced.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's official, he asked me 5o be his girlfriend tonight!!!! :D :D :D8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Running into a coworker in the grocery store when I'm wearing my no makeup look and she says, Oh you look so much better without all that gook on your face!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the alumni association at my university e-mails me asking for donations.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My ex sends me a message saying his current GF (who he left me for) doesn't satisfy him the way I did.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
2 1/2 hrs into my D&D session when I realize I forgot to put in a new tampon after my shower.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a fifth year senior, HIFW I'm helping incoming students through their orientation programs.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Any tips on what hairbands to use to try and make this style work? Mine always slide off my head :(9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/femalehairadvice
My ex texts me saying he has a book of mine and asks if he can bring it to me. I say yes because I have something for him and he shows up without the book and a pathetic look on his face.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Coworker complimented me on my new hair color while I was being a grumpy gus. Made my day.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Bedhead. She's been hiding in my shirt all morning, probably knowing that I'm dropping her off at a trusted friend's house for the holiday.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/guineapigs
Had an awesome sex dream about my boyfriend last night and woke up to him cuddling up closer to me and kissing my hair. I think I'm definitely starting to fall for him!8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I got to meet most of my student's parents today, and I realized afterward that I had a huge hickey on my neck.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just started Weight Watchers on Wednesday, and now I want every midnight snack I can think of.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
With the only TV in the apartment in the living room, HIFW my roommates have an impromptu girls night in with 4 of their friends on Supernatural night.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A really good friend of mine pulled me aside on Friday night and revealed that he's had feelings for me for a while, and asked me on a date. MRW I realized I was feeling the same way and said yes!8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm on vacation, but my SO keeps ignoring my texts every time I say I love you, and hasn't said it back in about 3 days.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just finished W1D1 after months of saying I was going to start eventually. Easier than I thought!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/C25K
Former classmate finds out I'm single and says Hey I'm gonna be single soon we should hook up8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I hear two girls laughing and talking about the girl they just saw praying in the library.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I tried to reply to a guy who said he liked girls without makeup in such a way to be polite, but not put him down, and still get downvotes.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I buy the biggest tampons possible, and still manage to leak within the hour.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
PMS? Taco Bell. They made my burrito really tiny? Better cry about how guilty I feel for asking for a new one. HIF afterwards.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A good friend of mine just died in a motorcycle accident. I was going to see him on Friday, after having not seen him in 6+months.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When anyone texts back Lol after my long and thoughtful text9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just watched the first episode of Selfie. I couldn't help it. MFW9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bought a tube of crescent rolls last night. This morning, MRW I realized I never brought the bag in.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a bitchy coworker finds out that I've been seeing my coworker/friend and she says, Didn't you just break up with that other guy like 3 weeks ago?8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Finally unsubbed from TwoX because apparently I'm not allowed to open a discussion about the best birth control for people with depression.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Made my grandmother a Facebook to help her stay in touch with everyone. It has been 2 hours, and I've been through 5 phone calls.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's been 3 days and my dog still hasn't come home/been found... :'( I can't do this!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Girl Scout Cookies will be available to order online in January. I might die.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
DAKOTA IS HOME!!! He was found this morning, thank you to everyone who shared!!!!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/WiggleButts
TrollX introduced me to this after I showed them my hormone-induced dinner. PB crusted chicken and dill pickle wraps.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollCooking
MR trying to engage my extremely shy/reserved roommate in conversation and she basically runs away.... every time.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If you're looking for a cheap thrill (if you know what I mean)this toothbrush is about $5 and would never be questioned when traveling!8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Update on the missing dog in Ballville: He's been found and is home!!!!!9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/Ohio
I had a copy of this print hung in my room when I was growing up, but was lost in some move. I found this in my local thrift store for $4 and wept with joy.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
I made peanut butter crusted chicken and dill pickle wraps. I think I know what's coming around the corner.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize, though I just bought that new toothbrush for extracurricular activities, I didn't actually buy a toothbrush to brush my teeth with as I had intended.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
W1D2 done. Pic shows my displeasure toward the pain I experienced in my foot.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/C25K
SO is out of town for the week and I've just discovered that my vibrator is dead.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my ex texts me telling me he knows I have a new boyfriend8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MISSING wigglebutt in Ballville, Ohio area. He's 14 years old and needs to come home!!! :'(9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/pics
My trying to silently cope with an anxiety attack during a two hour class.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have fallen in love with Tom Ford's new perfume, but I can't justify buying it. :/8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just realized I can log onto my former roommate's Facebook. We share a mutual loathing for one another.9yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After a five day long adventure of nearly 1000 miles of driving and a different bed five nights in a row, all to meet most of my boyfriend's family, I'm ready to go to bed for a few days... then I realize I have 5 lesson plans due next Sunday.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW looking at all the pretty yet expensive vibrators I want but can't afford.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(actual)RW An annoying classmate said that Obviously males are more resiliant than females when we were just talking about the reading. My prof shut the conversation down and changed the subject completely. I left.8yr ⋅ cry_baby_beluga ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
