MFW I get an email regretting to inform me that I'm declined for a job I applied for in 20119yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
F/29/5'3 - Dropped 45lbs since the beginning of the year. Haven't shown this picture to many people, but I figured you guys would appreciate it.11yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/progresspics
MFW I have a friend date with a guy yesterday and it turns out that he's a troll through and through!6yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO is taking one of our dogs to be euthanized while I'm at work, today. I can't stop thinking about how she won't be home when I get off today.7yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW some 18yos refer to my bff and me as those old ladies last Saturday night.10yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
SO to the random girl told me I was beautiful, today. You have no way of knowing how much you made my day better!!6yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIRW my mildly abusive ex sends me a drunk FB message about how hot I am.7yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I chopped all my hair off yesterday. And you know what that means!!! FACE-GAINS PIC!!! Trolls, share your face-gains with me!6yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/trollfitness
I found a feast for my family! Merry Christmas... everyone!!!9yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
MRW I suddenly realize my favorite lipstick is no longer in my pocket, I'm at work, and I work with small children.9yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollMUA
I was just looking for a cute way to fix my niece's hair before school... that'll be a hard no from me.6yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
HIFW I've had a really bad day, so I'm drinking straight whiskey from an oversized wine glass.10yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I googled. Those arent any song lyrics I could find.7yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
As a savvy business woman on the go, would you reccomend pursesand as a viable option?11yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/pocketsand
I sent my husband to the store for pickle relish. Does anyone know a good divorce attorney in my area?7yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/ketocirclejerk
MRW I read Saturday night's drunken chat logs. (I went to bed before it got *bad*)9yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Target clearance haul!! 10 polishes and 2 lip sticks for about $25!10yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Last night I dreamt about Adam Pally, so I thought I would share.10yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/LadyBoners
The sign should have been more clear if they didn't want me to drive in reverse.12yr ⋅ CrossEyed-FishFace ⋅ r/funny
