Nope, because I would have to Get Out.

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Celebrity judges are the only real winners, because damn.

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November is coming, don’t be foolish.

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It wasn’t an insurrection it was a Garth Brooks concert.

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I’m not one to judge, but using hotel drawers is a little fucking strange.

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Give this person a raise.

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The gift that keeps on giving.

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Beware who you call your bestie.

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They only want what’s best for the company.

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I know my fellow WWE fans are still disgusted.

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Never been in between the sheets.

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Break up today, got a new victim tomorrow.

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*lols at joke* You so crazy!

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If you like your steak like this, you need an ass whuppin.

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If our folks only knew.

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I’d order Larry The Lobster but that’s just me.

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I would’ve left their asses at that altar.

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We built a whole nation for free.

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Just know when you see this the food is gonna slap. 👋

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Black love is a beautiful thing.

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Can’t is just a meaningless word.

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Alfred Hitchcock in drag, somewhere in the 1960s.

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She knew he looked familiar.

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