We got a couch specifically for him to have room to lay down next to me, since all we had were love seats. He just keeps sitting like this.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
My best friend when she cooks, bless her heart, does things like boils steaks. But god damn she does it with all of the love in the world so I'll eat that boiled love steak with a smile on my face.3yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I've peaked. I've never gotten a picture this good of Mona and I'll never get one better.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/blackcats
All those people who said not to buy anything on prime day because you don't actually need it, I say bullshit. My supermodel needed a perch, obviously.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/SupermodelCats
I hope one day that he forgets how horrible his life used to be, but in the meantime I'll take these looks assuring me that he appreciates his new life.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Catsmirin
Idk if this is particularly a girl gamer thing, but I'm transferring my daughters profile over to her own switch and one of our cats decided to do this and I needed to post it somewhere lol3yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/GirlGamers
This street kitty turned into the sweetest little lovebug, just happy to have a home and all the love she could ever want ♥5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/blackcats
Someone ran Trumps picture through the makeup removing app, and the result is pretty creepy.7yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
I'm pregnant and emotional and cried because Mona was laying with me, even though she is literally always on me if I'm in bed, and I can't post it to any pregnancy sub. At least I know some of you guys will appreciate her cute voidness at least lol5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/blackcats
Walked into the bedroom to see the cutest noodle face peeking out at me and I almost died ♥4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Sneks
Pray for my friends dog. Nothing's wrong with him, he just has a weird bottom lip that makes it look like he's pouting all the time.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I can't put my finger on it, but this picture of Mona is cracking me up4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/blackcats
Her food bowl was full, and the bag was already wide open. She just had to go for the next level of unnecessary.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Not that it was ever in question, but they definitely weren't ok in 1952.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
There was a baby lizard outside that was taunting her. Then I showed up.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/MildlyStartledCats
Showing our support for Milk Maid after that bullshit attack they got hit with!5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
I don't even know why I wondered how my kids ornament kept ending up on the ground and picked apart..5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I took 251 pictures of Greg just to get the one on the bottom left, so here's the first collage of a whole bunch I'm sure I'll end up making 🐍4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/ballpython
I didn't think I'd ever capture this! I really don't think anyone can love me as much as this boy loves me.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/DogsMirin
We finally found a bed big enough for our English mastiff and this happened5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/stolendogbeds
When I got home this morning he immediately ran and laid down behind the table, which means he did something.. Now he's staring at me with the guilty look. Still haven't figured out what he did wrong though..4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/GuiltyDogs
She's basically the patron saint for this sub and she's posted here so often, but holy shit every time I see a picture of her it just gets worse and worse..4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Botchedsurgeries
And here all these feminists are telling me women don't use their children as pawns.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/MensRights
I recently (as in 2 days ago) discovered that the particular brand of f'd up my mother is is BPD. I've learned so much about myself and why I am the way I am in those few days. Honestly not handling it well. I'm a mess. Can we talk? Cat tax! The void is Mona, Luke is underneath, floof is Harley ♥4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
Yeah just let the snake out so you can get that extra 2 degrees of warmth you jerk.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
It took 5 attempts and eventually a 4am trip to get my kids the spider donuts before they ran out. This is what they got.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
I haven't slept in a few days so I might be hallucinating, but Mona looks like Edward Scissorhands here.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/blackcats
99% of the time the missing dogs roaming the neighborhood are fucking murder machines looking for a toddler to maul.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
This is my big mama's boy, and every morning he takes his spot next to me up here for his first nap of the day.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/TuckedInPuppies
I had to sift through SO. MUCH BULLSHIT to finally find one that was actually ban pit bulls, and not ban ignorant people and every variation 🙄5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
I've never made a text gif, but I saw this and had to figure it out. I made this on my phone, so I hope it's alright!6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/AnimalTextGifs
Oh. I clicked the ad because I thought I would get it for myself, a mom. Guess not :(4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/pointlesslygendered
Did I miss a Bible verse regarding horrendously drawn on brows? Maybe they think that if they make them SO BAD God himself will show up with a micropencil and some pomade..4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Greg's over here trying to eat his mouse sideways. Apex predator numbnuts 🤦♀️4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Sneks
Not fully vegan, mostly vegetarian, eats cheese and chicken. So.. An omni then.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/vegancirclejerk
I don't know what I was expecting, really. I was looking up recent attacks in my area and this was a related question, with a completely ridiculous and untrue answer putting who knows how many people and pets at risk.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
Don't know if this belongs here, but it definitely seems like this poor person has been drinking the mom group kool aid.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
For the first time ever in years of caramelizing onions I tried to speed it up by adding a tiny amount of baking soda, and my onions liquified instead.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Hit the younique tag, because bored, and found these scary lips. Looks like she's trying to be like the chief!4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Cool cool cool. I guess my new home, the last house on a dead end, isn't safe from them. Unleashed shit bull the size of a tank on my lawn, undoubtedly looking for one of my sneezing children or animals to maul.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
If Harley is chill, she's curling. Mostly curl loafing, but occasionally just curling.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/curledfeetsies
Birthday boy turned 1 today! This guy gave me an additional heart container ♥5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Mastiff
Watching a bit of the first episode when this casually popped up in the background.. It's giving me weird vibes.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/DuggarsSnark
I helped birth this baby, and the disappointment from everyone in the room that he didn't inherit his dad's face was palpable.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/uglybabies
She's such an absolute diva, and I feel like she shows it whenever I have the opportunity for a photo shoot.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/SupermodelCats
It's been almost 2 years since I've been able to get my nails done, and I'm so happy I could cry! I've only ever had square nails also, so I was excited to try something new. They make my short and fat fingers look so slender and pretty!6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Nails
This sandwich that pops up during every hulu ad for Kitchen Nightmares, of all places. Denny's mozz sticks inside a grilled cheese.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I know when I have a hot waiter my mind immediately goes to double penetration7yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/thatHappened
I was going through my photos from the past year and found this one I saved 8 months ago. I was waiting for a sub like this to post it in and forgot about it!6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/antiMLM
Adopted this beautiful floof 3 days ago, on her first birthday! The belly is especially floofy, and not off limits for pets! She even has toe tufts 😍6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Floof
Chief is looking mad crusty here. The face she's making is screaming that the trash makeup also smells like hot garbage.4yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
[S14E22 possible spoiler] I don't know who is in charge of subtitles over at Hulu but they're bad and they should feel bad. Alex is absolutely not Owen.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/greysanatomy
This beautiful boy I saw at the shelter had the cutest curls trying to impress me. He comes with a matching brother! Currently trying to convince my husband that 4 cats really isn't much different than 2 😀5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/curledfeetsies
This is her go to position. Her back legs are crossed and upside down, but there's so much floof and she's so fluid it just looks like her legs were put on backwards.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
Got this in a message from my daughters third grade teacher. A student miraculously created this from a bag of random cheese its.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
This is my favorite picture of my golden, Pepper Foot, and I just noticed he was smiling! He was stolen almost 7 years ago. I still hold out hope that we'll find him. 10/10 best boy.7yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/PuppySmiles
This girl who's tweet went viral recently. I don't think anyone's told her yet.6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/awfuleyebrows
Sad boye feels betrayed that I gave him a peanut butter and fluff sandwich crust. He likes neither peanut butter nor fluff.5yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Hmm both sides and the back covered in this, not a single mention of what the product is. I wonder! Guess I'll just call you for details, hun!6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/antiMLM
We've been going through some tough times for the past two years. One year ago, right in the middle of everything, someone stole all of my makeup. I had to start from scratch and get what I could here and there. Today, my husband got me an organizer. It just means so much to me 😊6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Yeah, use doterra and not the garbage store oils. I can sell you some! Fuck these people.. That poor baby :(6yr ⋅ Critonurmom ⋅ r/antiMLM
