Had a dream where the Pope was exiled from Italy and had to find refuge in the United States. However, he was only allowed to stay if he became a driver of an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile1yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/thomastheplankengine
American marine engages a Japanese solider in hand-to-hand combat (1943)6yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Propaganda issued during the Second Meme wars [2019]. Trump's public declaration for the public to 'resist' weeaboo culture led to two years of widespread internet conflict and the near annihilation of weeb culture on American-speaking webzones.6yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/fakefutureporn
Emperor Hirohito announces Japan's alliance with Nazi Germany (1940, colorized)6yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
UK prime minister Theresa May calls for internet regulations following London attacks [2017]6yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
[Declassified] Young unidentified CIA operative prepares for an undercover operation to rescue the president from internet terrorists [2019]6yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/fakefutureporn
PROCESS TERMINATED WITH STATUS -1073741510 AT {0xC00000007}8yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/1000thworldproblems
I HAVE FOUND THE PATH TO TRUE VICTORY. WE NEED NOT KINGS OR GODS OR PRIESTS. THE UNITY IS THE WHOLE OF ALL THINGS. FOR WE ARE ALL BUT AN ILLUSION OF OURSELVES. WE MUST ASCEND.10yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/1000thworldproblems
FIRST-WORLDERS ILLUSTRATION OF THE HIVEMIND. ACCURACY IS QUESTIONABLE10yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/1000thworldproblems
Unknown assailant apprehended. Claims to be from a neighboring colony. Proceed with termination?11yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/28thworldproblems
Undefined mound discovered. Scouting. Requesting assistance. Calculate possible identity of mound. 11yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/28thworldproblems
THE GREAT HUSK VALLEY. FOR THOSE WHO DARED TO STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR CONQUEST.11yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/1000thworldproblems
Scout has returned to hive with unidentifiable parasite on thorax. Engage containment procedures immediately.10yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/28thworldproblems
Tic Tock So Long Alone I Have Finally Found My Home Tock Tick 11yr ⋅ crayolaclock ⋅ r/enlightenedclockmen
