Look around buddy, you think you have a chance with that musket?
Which one of you clowns in Erewhon keeps throwing rocks at the canopy glass of every new chopper I spawn there?
Patch 1.20 makes Aloy's first love interest possible
Did I miss the meeting where society considers a two engine prop plane a PRIVATE JET now?
Make this a water slide next update Ubi
Don’t Mess With Texas!
“YES dear, I’ll name the ship after you. NO, you can’t fly it.”
Oh god, not THIS again.
Yeah please remind me AGAIN how much these voice lines suck Ubi
“OMG is that the new iPhone?!”
Ubisoft “accidentally” left this out of the clothing customization reward slot for defeating the Predator
Picking the absolute worst time to attempt Bard’s Crossing
EA/DICE absolute love for goggles, where have we seen this from before?
“Yeah, I know Spock, I’m tired of talking to you too just to do ANOTHER damn Madre Coca challenge.”
GF taking Pearson to task on the beef stew
“Ever been with a cigar smokin’ chick before Predator?”
Platinum on the mousetrap mine
The next time you think about shooting down that random civilian plane in the sky...
“It’s called lightning Sam and yes, there is coffee in the safe house.”
I guess in Bolivia, the public don’t remove the bodies before erecting the grave markers
Happy 4th of July fellow Ghosts! Party hard today and be safe!
“Hey El Sueno. WE’LL BE BACK!”
“When are you going to put the drone away and pay attention to me?”
“No you can’t!!!”
Nice night for a walk
How to pick up NHL players 101
“We rollin deeper, yeah we rollin deeper, you know we rollin deeper than most!”
Good one Ubi, SMH
The NEW God of the Sun