Some friends will make fun of you no matter what.
MRW I'm having a good day but then remember something really awkward I once did.
How mothers suffer.
MRW I'm trying to bluff.
And here I've been using pen holders like a sucker.
Triple amputee zombie prank: The sequel.
MRW I was the only one in my class to pass a test.
Browsing Reddit today.
She was dogging me.
Parents and technology... Know what I mean?
Well, isn't this adorable...
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
I can't blame him, really.
This makes me sad.
My hands are clean this time!
Persistent little bastard.
How to dump your girlfriend.
No, I'm not done playing yet!
The moment when you realize...
I don't understand how or why this happens.
Sometimes I space out.
Weariness + Public Transportation + Potholes = Rage.
The Subconsciously Automatic Male Warmth Seeking Response.
This happens often and I hate it.
... Or maybe not.
But really... She had nice boobs.
MRW a girl asks me for the millionth time why I like her.
You poor, naive bastard...
When your friend is talking to a girl and you know he's lying.
It's facebook time!
I'm so deep.
The things you do for love...
I want to play with him!
I almost drowned afterwards.
Did not see that coming...
I find it slightly annoying when people do this.
One more year...
I said I was sorry!
He used to fall for it all the time.
Christmas as a kid.
Bad Aim Rage!
That's not what you were supposed to say!
The thug life is hard.
I was young and naive...
I will fear no evil.
This is more or less how tired I've been feeling lately.
Having a beard rage!
I knew something was wrong!
I was way evil back then.
... Or with any other part of your body!
No... Oh, God, no.
I loathe people like these.
Alright, my time to shine...
My love life.
She is pretty.
The mistery remains.
A crime in Rage Town
One of those days...
I hate this.
I get a little defensive... Just a little.
She loves me!
MRW I'm watching a movie with my family and a sex scene comes on.