Me, at home, on my bidet with my cloth wipes, reading about people fighting each other for toilet paper in preparation for a COVID-19 quarantine.4yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/ZeroWaste
Hosting a surprise LAN for my BF's 30th bday. Thought you guys would appreciate the cake I got him!6yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Sometimes 3 or 4 little curls combine into what I like to call a hair tube!5yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/curlyhair
MRW friends ask if I'm coming out to a Halloween party tonight.8yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I hear people gushing about their babies, but I think children are tiny life ruiners.6yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my cousin says getting flicked in the balls is more painful than childbirth because no guy wants another hit in the balls, but many women want another child8yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Does this count? I ripped about 5 of these off various you are here maps on my hike yesterday.4yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
Laughing Cow cheese - the only way I can get by on 1200 and remain active in my cheese addiction. Whole plate is only 260 calories!4yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/1200isplenty
I teach SPED. I asked my student who he was drawing and he said, that's Ms. Cosmikd3bris and her swishy hair! 😂😍5yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/curlyhair
Got this for my BFFs birthday. Only you guys will appreciate it as much as we do.7yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/30ROCK
Think she would have had top billing if her name was Kevin Ledecky? Also, you go, Rob!8yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Did a coconut oil treatment and I have never had better curl definition! Highly recommend!7yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/curlyhair
Friend turned down a second date with a Trump supporter and he doesn't get why.7yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Made a big pot of pasta e fagioli today in honor of the first chilly fall day we've had this year! Approx 170 calories per cup (Recipe in comments!)4yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/1200isplenty
The definition gods have bestowed this blessing upon me today! Routine in comments.5yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/curlyhair
Rainbow gradient with my new Holo Taco collection! They look like candy and I want to eat them!4yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Veggie chips, tuna salad, red grapes...a whole plateful for only 300 calories!5yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/1200isplenty
How I imagine people see me after I tell them I make my cats homemade cat food.8yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize the mural of famous writers at my local book store only includes one woman...7yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why do my curls always look the best when I am lazy, put in zero effort and have nowhere to go and no one to see them?!7yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/curlyhair
Super easy flourless pancakes! About 180 calories with a little butter and a drizzle of honey (recipe in comments)4yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/1200isplenty
MRW my SO and I come home to find our terrible, animal abusing, thief of a roommate has moved out!8yr ⋅ cosmikd3bris ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
