MRW my boyfriend wants sexytimes but I'm really stressed about work and life and my heart just isn't in it at the moment9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My BF was invited to Pride with some coworkers. He later came home laden with rainbow paraphernalia, drunk as a skunk, and spent the next hour shirtcocking all over the house before passing out in bed. MRW.6yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MactualRW my boyfriend tells me I exude a strong Don't Fuck With Me attitude when I'm out and about in public8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR after seeing the Porn Stars Before and After Makeup thread on /r/pics10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Perhaps the greatest Facebook comment I have ever made [x-post Puns]8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a polyamorous person, MRW reddit starts arguing about whether it is or is not ok for women to let their male partners go to a strip club9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/polyamory
MRW I'm flirting with a sometimes-FWB at a party then realize I'm accidentally cock-blocking him from a girl *he's* flirting with8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't got a lot of time to fancy-up my journal so I like to keep things to the point6yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/bulletjournal
MFW I make a queef and a huge rush of semen comes out as well.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hummingbird knocked herself silly on my window yesterday. She was eventually fine and flew away, but till then, I put her in a bowl for some shelter, and gave her her favorite flower to help her feel better.9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/aww
HIFW my period starts on the Solstice, on the night of a new moon10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after grilling 3 drop-dead-amazing ribeye steaks that literally bring all the boys to the yard8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm about to fall asleep and my boyfriend climbs into bed completely naked8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
At 33 years old, and with almost a decade and a half of single-living under my belt, a significant other has finally agreed to move in with me later this month. My reaction since he said yes.7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW my boyfriend says he's never seen Aladdin and he just got a copy so we should watch it tonight8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I suddenly think my period is really late, but then I check PeriodTracker and it's actually due in two days.9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In honor of Easter, I present my boyfriend, who always knows how to cheer a Troll up8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Been riding a motorcycle for about a month. When I started I had so much anxiety I had to do breathing exercises just to get to the end of my street. Now, after regular practice, my reaction when I get on the bike be like....7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been WoW-sober for over 5 years and suddenly everyone around me is talking about the new expansion10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My office is half-empty due to layoffs, and California is in a drought, so....9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Brain's RW my boyfriend turned to me out of the blue and asked if I'd rather have sex with Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Dis is mai dance teacher. In alter-ego, she teaches kids that snek is not for scurs, is for boops.9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/Sneks
I sweartogod I am not making this up, last night I dreamt about BDSM tyrannosaurs from outer space. Basically MRW I woke up.8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm ovulating and suddenly *EVERYTHING* is hot, but most especially action-movie violence with homoerotic undertones9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
California is dying of drought, but my neighbor down the street still hoses down his driveway 2x a week. MFW I found a webpage to report him to the city.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I can wear the same adorable outfit on dates with two different men two nights in a row8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollPoly
Soooo, I JUST realized that this saturday, the Women's March AND a major anti-abortion ralley are BOTH scheduled to march on the same street in downtown SF around the same time and I don't know if anyone else has realized yet....7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW im on the plane and realize i forgot my damn ticket postcard. again.7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/dragoncon
HIFW All my female engineer (and male, for that matter) friends are making #FeministHackerBarbie jokes and memes and the only code I know is HTML.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm polyamorous. MRW I'm on a hike with both my boyfriends and they're entertaining themselves by working together to irritate me.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I *FINALLY* started watching Jessica Jones. MRW Luke climbs on a motorcycle8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I suddenly realize I've been added to a Jamberry group on facebook without my knowledge or permission9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I went to check out TrollY for the first time and went to TrollYChromosomeS instead of TrollYChromosome10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
DragonCon trolls! I'm running on about ten hours of sleep total, been fighting anxiety attacks and a period like the crimson tide, but I also just. can't. stop. having. fun.9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just had my first It's the first day of school and you have no lessons prepared! nightmare of the summer7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXTeachers
Because all ya'll reading this right now are my heroines (even you ones with Y chromosomes)10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got dressed after cuddling then hugged my still-naked boyfriend. He got hard again and started leaking. I chided him not to get cum on my clothes. He then immediately pinned me down and jizzed all over me. MRW.9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Friend and I saw Snowpiercer last night. Spent the next hour and a half barraging him with train puns.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/puns
MRW it seems more and more of our posts hit high ranks on /r/all. We're not about to become a default sub, are we? What's going on here?10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have been FREAKING OUT about my new job all week, so last night I spent the evening watching Mean Girls and selecting bellydance outfits for DragonCon. MRW9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW first logging into reddit this morning to check celebrity news9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I'm at work, idly scratching at a dry patch on my arm, and suddenly realize it's dried cum10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When Admin first says that afternoon PD is cancelled because the consultant couldn't make it, then changes their mind and says we're required to have department work time instead.8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXTeachers
MRW I have a sexy party to go to tonight but my only clean underwear at the moment is my ill-fitting, period-stained underwear.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize it's my cakeday, AND it's my boyfriend's birthday, AND it's Patrick Stewart's and Harrison Ford's (aka Picard's and Indiana Jone's) birthday too9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[VTM] For your convenience: a stat sheet for Caine (not mine, just found)8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/WhiteWolfRPG
MRW I got my friend to start Neko Atsume and he's barely been playing three days and has *already* been visited by Xerxes and Joe DiMeaoggio8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at my (very older) aunt's house for a big family holiday dinner and she doesn't have a trashcan in the bathroom10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MMentalImageW I ask my boyfriend for the lube and he hands me his new bottle, which is branded Swiss Navy9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Meta] Did TrollXTeachers disappear? :( Anyone know what gives?8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW two vegans RSVP for Thanksgiving the night before and we're already set to serve a 15-person meal that contains ZERO VEGAN DISHES10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's 4/20 and my students keep asking me if I have any special plans for after work while giggling uncontrollably8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXTeachers
HisFW, after a weekend where he helped me do an emergency repair on my car *and* helped me move in a new queen-sized mattress, I promise him gluten-free pizza and sex in the orifice of his choice.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're having a gorgeous Sunday afternoon and suddenly remember you have to prep a quiz and redo a worksheet for tomorrow, and don't yet have HW planned for the rest of the week8yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXTeachers
MRW my boyfriend who looks like Loki and cos-plays as Loki tells me he wants to cut his hair10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's halfway through winter break and I realize I...actually miss my students....6yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXTeachers
MRW a friend had to cancel dinner plans, so I spent Friday night having wine and chips at home and fell asleep by 8:30.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just finished my first week as a first year teacher. MliteralRW the other teachers at the school ask how I'm doing.9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I set my alarm early to get some stuff done before work, but I end up just jilling around in bed instead.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm printing up new character sheets at work on the shared office printer9yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/WhiteWolfRPG
MFriendsRW I yell at her not to start up her WoW account again10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mom sent me a picture her & dad at a wedding. She asked if I could, Do something about those boxes in the background.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/pics
MRW I've been WoW-sober for over 5 years and suddenly everyone around me is talking about the new expansion [x-post from TrollX]10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXGirlGamers
ORW my SO finishes from a mutual handjob...and then we start trying to wipe the semen all over each other's faces.10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I forgot to take my tampon out10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
...To be fair, I want to wear my costume TO game-night, so I can't pack it *yet*....10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/dragoncon
MRW this morning when I discovered ants swarming all over my bathroom trashcan10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a science teacher, my favorite part of teaching genetics is slipping secret messages into my dna codes7yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/motorcycles
Automobile riders in front of the SF Cliff House, circa 1900. From a previously-private collection of photos recently donated to the public10yr ⋅ CorvidaeSF ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
