I'd rather have wifi, thanks.

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*laughs in Australia*

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I'm a college student, fuckin try me.

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Approaching Cougars 101

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(SATIRE) It sounds like a banger to me! 😤

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Can someone translate this for a non-gamer?

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Politics aside, we can all appreciate a horrible pun.

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So help them OUT of that fire, sis!

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PLEASE go to therapy.

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I'm not like other moms! I'm... an alcoholic.

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I literally got radicalized by a fucking meme group

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whoops! Looks like someone spilled some tea over there.

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Why is every Power Rangers reboot so disappointing??????

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Giving birth is for peasants, I wear Chanel.

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WHY EVEN GET MARRIED????

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Bruh you ever read like... The Great Gatsby? Or Hamlet? Or listened to a fucking Beatles song?

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Fucking snowflakes.

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This is a hot load of camel shit.

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What kind of furry shit

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So the gays caused The Wizard of Oz? We been knew.

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Hello, CPS? I'd like to report a cry for help.

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THE FLOURIDE MADE ME GAY

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(posted by a teen) y'all really sleeping on Kendrick, huh?

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America: too smart NOT to get shot.

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THE VACCINES STOLE MY GENDER!!!

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REAL men work 250 hours a week!

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Joke's on u, my mom was just an alcoholic

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Where the FUCK to start with this one?

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I'm Carl Sagan-sexual

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Tales from a Capitalist Dystopia #5676

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That is NOT correct

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DJ_Khaled.jpg

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I, too am the mother of a brain-damaged old man.

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THE DEVIL IS IN YOUR DNA!!!

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FUCKING IMAGINE BEING THIS STUPID

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Nah, if he's dating you, he NEEDS moral support.

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I honestly just want y'all to tell me what the fuck this means.

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babysitting is literally temporary parenting.

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Why do y'all think boomers want to see us like this?

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Holy fuck, I feel like I owe y'all bleach for this one

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There's so much to unpack that I'm just gonna burn this post

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Then thank GOD I'm bisexual

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I will literally throw my uterus at you

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This is a hot load of camel shit.

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This person has never been to Michigan.

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If that's Jesus, then baptize me right now.

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[satire]this reads like a stroke, and I fucking love it.

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Haha get owned vegans 😎

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IF YOU HAVE ADHD, YOU ARE NOT CREATIVE!

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YOU👏🏻CANT👏🏻BE👏🏻RELIGIOUSLY👏🏻JEWISH

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Prove it.

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This traffic cone looks like the sorting hat from Harry Potter

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Emokeeping(TM)

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This gay'nt it, chief.

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Fuck, I should take notes!

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Stop using disabled people for Internet Points! We are Very Tired of it.

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