Dick Fingers

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*sigh* All dressed up and nowhere to go. 🖤🤍

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Announcing you’re an evil step-mother.

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I bet they lied and said they liked your tattoo.

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He’ll take “What The FBI Will Find On My Home Computer” for $1000

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First Post Here. Say Hello to my Izzy.

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Was told that when two cheeseburger lockers touch, a greasy burger baby is born 9 months later.

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Her satellites have picked up an unidentified sound... 📡🛸

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🚀We were playing space.🚀

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That time I grew a 🖤 shaped wart.

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Blinds survived 8 months. World record.

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Who’s Mother? Mine? Yours? I need answers.

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Landlords are the worst.

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Momma Crab atop her usual perch 😸💕🐚🦀

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Blursed_Sink-Shrimp

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Oh haiii there

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Dick Loaf I Surprised My BF With. Best Meat He Ever Had 😂

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Logo theft? 🤔 Or old news?

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Getting Wiiiilson! vibes here 😂 thanks to Crixus and u/4relbromosapien

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