Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:

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Since the world was created, in 1993...

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I can’t believe they’re out!

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Happens all the time

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When people want to watch The Simpsons with me:

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My favorite quote

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72hr since my last meal...

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I can’t trust people with accents. I guess I’m Xylophobic.

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Of all the Simpson futures, this is my favorite.

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Everyone on this sub

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Everyone chickened out. Except Ralph. He got poached by the Chicago Tribune.

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Couldn’t you have just turned up the heat a little?

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When will I get sick of Simpson reruns?

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Let me be blunt. Is there a labor crisis in America today?

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Every time I try to take my keys out of my pocket

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The problem with the world today

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Design for the new Maya Angelou quarter

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You are literally a metaphor!

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Have no fear! We’ve got stories for years!

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A haircut you could set your watch to.

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LT Smash? The hippie fantasy again?

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I want to help you, George Washington.

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Whenever I’m given a little authority:

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Aren’t you?

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Dental plan ... Lisa needs braces ...

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Vincent, StormCrow Man

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Martin Prince mispronounces forecastle (foksəl) - a word he’s only seen written - which is a common indication of not being social.

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Just getting through another day

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Dr. Nick just loves opening himself up for lawsuits

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I wish the mini golf narrator was a reoccurring character.

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The beginnings of the infamous El Barto

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It makes sense that Mr. Burns was able to speaks German. Up until WWII, engineers were required to speak German.

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I want it all! The terrifying lows! The dizzying highs!

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Everything reminds me of the Simpsons.

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Homer drinks Duff. Marge drinks wine. Where did they get this bag?

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