Please allow me to gloat a bit:

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I just realized my ketchup bottle is a bit taller than the duck.

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That's billion. With a B.

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VP Pence earns more loyalty points at Trump resort

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Fair's fair.

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An Inconvenient Christian?

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Jaw-dropping logic

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that . . .

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The silence is deafening.

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Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing . . .

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If I've heard it once . . .

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from both ends

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A little nudge from a 3 year Uber driver.

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Except for the hypocrisy, I’m pretty sure I could handle this job.

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The map's a few days old. Already out of date.

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Dignity down the drain.

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The One Question Quiz. Good luck.

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Golly. That's a lot of jobs!

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1. check 2. check 3. check 4. check 5. check 6. check

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Final straw.

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I guess it's all relative.

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It just had to be said.

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Even a dismembered human body?

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Nine.

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A parody, but painfully close to the truth.

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Family photos are to be treasured.

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Gobble, gobble.

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Everyone needs attention.

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There's only one way to find out.

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Well, kind if new . . .

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... and a steadfast friend.

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The optics are terrible here, Matt.

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Another item in Trump's art collection.

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The power of seduction.

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Reheat at 350 for 40 minutes

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Thank god we live in a post-racial America.

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Thank you, Carol Burnett.

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The fact that you would even pause . . .

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Fudd, befuddled.

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Okay then, do something.

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Shazbot.

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But he promised this on 10/20/18?!

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Trying not to break Rule 6, these are two backyards.

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or Shakespeare.

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This just in . . .

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I had the oddest dream last night . . . .

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The Huddle.

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this is unprecedented

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Think The Base'll buy it?

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Or not.

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Let's class this place up a little.

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this too shall pass

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The Trump Administration Corporation is upsetting my reality.

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Old tweet attempting to explain problem in Moscow hotel, 2013.

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Ponder this . . .

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Color me skeptical.

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Queasy Justice?

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Congratulations. I think.

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May is National Prayer Month

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Well, that explains it.

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And attention is what she got.

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Trump does Emily Letilla

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And it's personal.

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Let's hope not.

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