Had a SECOND kid the other day. Reddit liked my 'Dada-ttire' last time, so I packed it again for the occasion, and my daughter came to help! O.P. in comments.2mo ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/funny
Had a kid the other day. First thing I packed was correct 'dad-ttire' for the trip home.4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/funny
Had a SECOND kid the other day. Daddit & Reddit liked my 'Dada-ttire' last time, so I packed it again for the occasion, and my daughter came to help! O.P. in comments.2mo ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/daddit
The biggest bitch in the whole wide world was in front of me in traffic this morning9yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/funny
Had a kid the other day. First thing I packed was correct 'dad-ttire' for the trip home.4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/daddit
Subtle, but eye-twitchingly bad. Also could they not have used the bin-shaped letter in the word?4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/keming
Graduation! I've been lurking here for 2 years hoping my day would come. What an amazing ride these first 5 days have been. Meet Margot, fellas!4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/daddit
If only there was some sort of 'U'-shaped letter in this word. Oh well, print it.4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
My sleep is way more important than the life of your missing 2 year old.5yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
This road they re-blacktopped in one day. (Bonus: it smells like new car!)5yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
Wife just surprised me with tickets to see ol Billy Canada-balls tonight!6yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/BillBurr
r/funny told me you'd like this; the biggest bitch in the whole wide world was in front of me in traffic today9yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/southpark
My mandala-inspired life tattoo by Ellie @ Perfect Image, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada5yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/tattoos
My mom (right) got to meet Fashion Santa, who was on the front page this week.4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/pics
I pick up my first ever Subaru next week, but I might be out of friends at that point...5yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/subaru
“Ok play it cool: someone is taking my photo. Make sure to look away from the camera like you have no idea. Good. Do I have my red sequinned bowtie, smelly hat, & ladies’s t-shirt on? Nice. Girls are gonna find me SO interesting.”7yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/blunderyears
I'm glad they use real Canadians to advertise the dangers of smoking.10yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/funny
