She starts whining for dinner two hours ahead of schedule. But she hasn't figured out how to whine AND wear a coat..so now she's hangry but she looks fabulous.7mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
This is what an axolotl looks like if it morphs. We call him Gollum.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
This is Blossom. He likes to dig. And he's as smart as he looks.1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
My axolotl turned into a land salamander. I decided to give him his gills back for Halloween.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I couldn't resist drawing the cat that stands up when he hears bell sounds1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
Two of my morphed axolotls - Nyx moved into Gollum's burrow recently. I think he's pretty happy about it.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I told my 5 YO niece that I'd name him after her very favorite Thanksgiving thing. She told me that his name is The Fridge.5mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
POV: You're adopted by a childless woman in her 20s, but she has 8 nieces who hold you like this1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
He wanted to show his leef. But he did not want to share his leef.1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
That one time my morphed axolotl was made king for the day with a tomato stem crown2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I've been training my dog and we've made big strides in the barking department. I am very proud of him.4yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
He's stinky, he wrecks his enclosure, he hates my guts, and he's due for a bedding change. But somehow he's still so cute.1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
We made burgers for New Year's dinner and he wanted some, so I made him a tiny one.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I found one of my morphed axolotls wearing a leaf like a tiny battle helmet7mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
I found a tiny stuffed version of my dog today at a thrift store3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
Sometimes my mind wanders to that one time my dog found a really great stick on the beach and absolutely lost it3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
My morphed axolotl, Gollum, HATES getting wet, but I was told that he'd benefit from a soak now and again. I had no idea one could get such a filthy look from a salamander.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
POV: You were found in the snow, but now you're spending the holidays sandwiched between two fluffy space-heaters4mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/CatDistributionSystem
Her name is Nyx - She is a morphed axolotl...and she would like to know why I am taking pictures instead of feeding her.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I rescue axolotls that have morphed into terrestrial salamanders - This bunch is all full siblings to one another, believe it or not. 4 are albino and one was born with normal coloring!1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/interesting
This is Nyx. He is a morphed axolotl. So far today, he's been called elegant, a tiny man in a gimp suit, and too explicit for Discord's servers to handle.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
He's stinky, he wrecks his enclosure, he hates my guts and he's due for a bedding change. But somehow he's still so cute.1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
A Facebook group suspended me for calling her Lady Buttface8mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/jumpingspiders
My tiniest rescued morphed axolotl. His name is Bocconcini. It means little bites.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/awwwtf
I would honestly love to see the scribbles used in the finished product.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/facepalm
🔥 My axolotl spontaneously morphed into a terrestrial salamander. His name is Gollum.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/NatureIsFuckingLit
The amount of words he understands amazes me constantly. Tonight I was telling him that his breath was stinky stinky stinky! so he walked past me and put himself in the shower.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
This is Melted Cheez. He is a morphed axolotl and he's partially blind. He heard me come in and started looking for me in entirely the wrong direction. A for effort, Melt.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
My dog, Tyke, started growing a random patch of long hair on top of his head about a year ago. It can be twirled into the most magnificent unicorn horn.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
He idolizes the cat. The cat does not like him, and frequently steals his bed and won't let him use it. Today they reached a compromise.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I've been asked a few times if morphed axolotls can be handled...the answer is yes! Briefly! And sometimes they wear tomato stem crowns so that they can be king for the day.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
My tiniest rescued morphed axolotl. His name is Bocconcini. It means little bites of mozzarella.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/tinyanimalsonfingers
Another morphed axolotl joined the ranks of Salamanderp Paradise yesterday. Meet Stoic The Vast!1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
On our walk today I heard someone whisper that he's the most majestic dog they've ever seen.4yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
We've discovered that Gollum, my morphed axolotl, really enjoys staring at my face (and only mine!) and listening to me talk. He likes to rest his little chin on the threshold of his terrarium just so that he can watch me, even ignoring or trying to look around food if you offer it to him.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
I just want everyone to know that this is one of the most difficult feats I've ever accomplished. Happy 4th!3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
Everyone says that my morphed axolotl looks like Toothless. Happy Halloween!2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
We have no idea how old he is, but it's been 16 years since he came thumping in with his stub paw and never left.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I got an axolotl because they were cute and smiley. The one I got instead looks like he's always disgustedly judging me for my life choices.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I was packing for a trip and came back to find half my bag had been filled for me.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
She's discovering personal space, and she has insisted that this cat is the ONLY one allowed in her bubble.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
We have no idea how old he is, but we've had him for 15 years. Despite having only three teeth and a pawful of missing toes, he still plays like a kitten..and still manages to look dapper as heck.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
You guys really liked my morphed axolotl yesterday...so I think you should all see my very favorite photo of her.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
Little known fact, UFOs are driven by hungry dragons. It's true, I made a sticker to prove it.1mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/WingsOfFire
My axolotl morphed into a terrestrial salamander. His name is Gollum.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/awwtf
This is fine! No really - It's fine. My newest WOF sticker featuring Peril5mo ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/WingsOfFire
Happy National Puppy Day! My goober lived in a perpetually awkward stage as a puppy.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
My 17 year old cat was sleeping on this pillow and I had to move it. When I did, he fell off and stayed just like this...just staring.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
This is Reese. She's really, really stupid. Like bafflingly stupid. But I love her to little Reeses pieces anyway.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
Children call him wolf. Their parents call him Lassie. I call him good boy.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
He's visiting a groomer next week! If you had free reign over his groom, what would you do to him?1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/doggrooming
You don't see too many axolotls here. This is Coa. He's a natural redhead!3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
Some goldfish stickers I made for those who hear this phrase ALL the time1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Goldfish
My dog, who has a thousand toys, decided that his favorite is a broken plastic bucket.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
We've discovered that Gollum, my morphed axolotl, really enjoys staring at my face (and only mine!) and listening to me talk. He likes to rest his little chin on the threshold of his terrarium just so that he can watch me, even ignoring or trying to look around food if you offer it to him.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
His name is Charcoal Cheez! He really likes his castle. Also dirt. Long live Charcoal.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
My axolotl, Coa, looking like his doorbell rang right after he sunk into the bathtub3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
You guys have met my rescued morphed axolotl, Grated Cheez...but have you met his sister, Telaggio? She was really struggling with fear and wouldn't eat, so I put Mr. Charisma in her hospital bin and by the next morning she wasn't hiding anymore - And I got her to eat alongside him!!2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
My cat with her favorite toy, which she's had since she was a kitten. It's just a scrap of fabric with a string but it's her baby. She likes to drop it in her food and water, where she waits patiently for it to finish 'eating' before she pulls it out again to haul it around the house.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
We were taking Christmas pictures and this is what I ended up with.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
My morphed axolotl, Gollum, who was very much not impressed by me waking him up without feeding him.3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
I rescue axolotls that have morphed into terrestrial salamanders. Believe it or not, these are all full siblings. Four were born albino and one was born with normal skin color!1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/aww
You guys remember Gollum, my morphed axolotl. Update - Now we have a second one.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Does a morphed axolotl eating a wormie count as eyebleach? I call this one Sketti and Meatbrain.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Eyebleach
My morphed axolotl rarely ever ventures into his pond, so an underwater pic like this is a treat.2yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/Amphibians
He still has no name, but we're working on it! Split morphed copper axolotl1yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/axolotls
Would anyone be interested in trading a bark toy or 2 for a custom digital pet portrait? Hmu!3yr ⋅ CollieflowersBark ⋅ r/BarkBox
