My boyfriend is in the USMC. Currently in the field having a taco MRE. Bless his heart.4yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I asked for the vinyl soundtrack for my birthday, but my best friend surprised me with all of this! I am smitten. 💗4yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/StardewValley
My boyfriend's coworker is a racist/ homophobic asshole, and shared this pic without realizing it was a gay couple. Pure gold. (Repost for censorship.)4yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
My boyfriend's aunt inherited a house from the 50's with the condition that she kept the interior the same. It's like walking through a time capsule.4yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/Antiques
My friend proudly shared these Swiss BBQ beef street tacos. Bless.3yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I took this yesterday, but I am big sad today... I'm 18 days sober, and my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday. I've never felt so close to a relapse. Just distract me, please.3yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/FreeCompliments
OP posted this to encourage her friends to boycott Netflix because of sacrilegious movies. Did y'all know Obama owns Netflix?4yr ⋅ coldcrumpets ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
