Pancakes and Happiness
Guess we found the one thing that DJ Khaled doesn’t eat...
Oh they are, are they?
To the great Potat.
This final “I’d like to speak to the manager” boss...
This is probably the pinnacle of fat logic...
Call HR immediately.
[NSFW] Different strategies, different results.
Look at him!
Very very badass indeed.
Somehow don’t think a shitty MLM product is capable of this.
Teaching kids the important lessons
A blep and a kitten snuggle.
Behold, the worlds most expensive chocolate bar.
I absolutely cannot wait for this.
This guy definitely fucks...
Even GOT is not safe. (No Spoilers)
I don’t think this is how it works.
‼️Are you a #BossBabe ready to take down YouniqueFails???‼️
What. The. Fuck.
First time I've seen any Younique presenter who is actually worthy of theMakeup Artist title. This look is actually great.
Everyone had one job.
They’ll probably hide themselves, tbh.
Man’s got a point.
Such a great name.
Through Jesus, a restock of crappy foundation is possible.
In her bio she refers to herself as a fashionista.
Super commonly found starter pack.
(NSFW) I don't have words for this.
Just in time for spring, the first of the catfruit are sprouting.
$100k for a chocolate bar...
This is not how you treat a kid with a sensory processing disorder.
Turns out, her kid actually had food poisoning and she had to take them to a Dr.
What the heck is health equity...
Well, now we know where the hoodies go...
This is my new fave Instagram account.
Not Facebook but, yikes. Dr Jesus, MD.
Because Faticism is a very serious social issue...
Taco salad with cucumber and electrolyte water.
Yet another person who has no idea how women's anatomy works.
Confidence off the charts.
No god, no no noooo.
An extremely upset Younique hun.
Discovering a glitch in the matrix.
Found under a twitter post about a tantric yoga workshop.
(NSFW) Just say NO
HuffPost being helpful.
There’s a lot to unpack here.
Am I delusional, or is this actually a decent Younique makeup look?
Again with the purity thing 🙄
Friends...it has officially begun. Welcome to Halloween month with Younique.
Not sure if sanity, or well disguised justification in the form of fatlogic.
Yes, pray for God to bring you people who can be easily scammed.
Denies the holocaust, but also acknowledges that the perpetrators of it were real...logic?
Lashes so crunchy they stand up at a 90 degree angle.
Her makeup isn't awful, but what on earth is up with their shade names? They are so bad.
Just another day at the nail salon...
Clump, clump, clumpity clump...
Apparently Jesus opens the door to selling crappy makeup.
No, no, no. Don’t use “Diterra” or Doterra oils internally.
To all the haters...I just bought my first house, selling my healing oils. PM me if you want to be as rich as me!
Found in the comments section of Congratulations by Post Malone.
I don't even know where to begin with this...
Found under the video of Aly Raisman’s court speech, during the trial of Larry Nassar.
Trying an already dubious trend, with even more dubious product...
Sexual assault by the devil...seems legit.
I call this look BBQ sauce on chin not vampy.
I am almost certain, the Somalian farmers do not get paid 10x wages for their harvest.
Wow, if only I had known it was this easy.
#Poonique needs to give their presenters blending brushes...
Reddit, meet Shadow. He's a 200lb Anatolian Shepherd who loves cars and cuddles.
The trap of thinking.
Oils are not revolutionary, hun.
Choose the descent guy.
I’ll take one weight loss crystal please...
Found on YouTube under an episode of Virgin Diaries
Genuinely curious if natty or juice. She stays roughly this lean year round, but seems to have an impeccable diet and great training regime.
Ordered a waffle with toffee sauce, for delivery. I guess they just stopped pouring the toffee sauce on it.
This is how the munchies get remedied 😄
She needs to rethink her definition of the word flawless...those brows state otherwise.
I hate when these huns get all faux emotional about their MLM.
Probably the most Younique wall of text I’ve ever seen.
Again with the crazy lashes...
She really expects someone to be ok paying money for this.
That’s a moray! Found under a video of a moray eel getting head pets. (r/natureisfuckinglit)
Just not sure why...
It’s official, I have ascended. I can now make dishes out of my lentils.
I think I've been chosen...came home this morning to this girl chilling like this on my bed...she is definitely not my cat though.
I made cheesy taco shell tacos.
Sigh...oils as protection against the flu? I doubt it.
Roses are red, violets are blue
How to identify an alien
The photos that were added with this are all of Tyler Perry dressed as Medea.
Very Smart person feels Very Burdened by their Intelligence.
Oh no baby, what is you doing?
I’ve been seeing this advertised a lot over Instagram. I do believe we are seeing the birth of a fitness MLM.
Get ready for...