It's too early in the morning to be this flonkin handsome!

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The text messages I get from my 11 year old sometimes...

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my dog looks like the dog on the packaging that came with his new dog bed

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8 month old Nandor

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Five month old Nandor being my most handsome man!

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Chick Fil A not messing around

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[FO] Colorado State Fair here I come!

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My son Nandor and the dad who didn't want him...

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Nandor having a little blep after giving his brother Dale a smell

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Nandor, tub guardian, five months old.

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POV looking at Nandor and asking him who the most handsome man is.

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No kitty at the vet!

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[PIC] Tore my room apart looking for this loose bobbin I had been using... someone just brought it back to me in slightly used condition!

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[FO] The first four witchcraft woodcuts from Night Spirit Studios!

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Peggy's leaking out the holes of this bin...

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[FO] My two most recent finishes side by side (both patterns by StitchingLand on Etsy)

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SMALL TESTICLE SIZED HAIL IN LITTLETON

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BANG BANG BANG

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[PIC] All of my 2020 finishes! I think 😅

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So handsome, no thoughts

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My adult female human hand vs 8 month old Nandor's giant peets!

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[WIP] My scissors and thread are under him and he attacks me every time I try to get them!

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Nandor and his bottlebrush had an adventure today!

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Poor Nandor needed his first bath today...

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REDDIT DENVER HELPED US FIND MY HUSBAND'S MISSING TRUCK!

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Nandor's bottlebrush is about as wide as his body!

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Based.

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[PIC] Added another piece to my gallery wall today! A corresponding piece is to come!

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[FO] the moon

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Peggy is extremely upset with me about Nandor joining the family.

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Yes I kissed that belly. Yes he made me bleed.

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Ouch!

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[FO] Finished the fourth Night Spirit Studio witchcraft woodcut pattern and it'll join it's siblings on the wall soon!

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Shoutout to my fellow homies with nonessential jobs and boomer native bosses who insist they come into the office today!

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My bathroom garden

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This horrible woman I spotted today giving fake/dangerous info outside of a Planned Parenthood

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Dale is nowhere to be found!

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I got spoiled this Valentine's Day!

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Just an empty closet...

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WRPD must be so fucking proud of themselves right now

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Pet me if you dare!

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Fluffy Nandor flonkin in the morning sun!

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In honor of the disgusting bigot Heidi Baird, I am stuffing myself with Voodoo Doughnuts and praying to Satan Heidi learns some grace and humility. 🖤

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Yes, I am obsessed with his fat nose!

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The view from my bed on this snowy afternoon

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Little void was a very good boy at the vet today!

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Lasagna has been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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My bathroom is my plant ER, nursery, rehab and overflow parking!

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I don't know how many people get my WWDITS sticker, but every day I make a catholic frown is a day I smile!

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Just Nandor pillaging Bill's bed!

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This laundry basket keeps trying to attack me!

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Just my built-in shelf and my regular, year-round decor...

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[PIC] I took back my spot on the couch so Dale found different accommodations...

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I wish anyone would look at me the way MY dog looks at my husband

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Pour one out for our sube comrade busted by LPD's sneakiest

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My poor void Nandor thinks my phone alarm means cuddle time, when it really means time to get up!

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Ok there might be a cat at the vet this time... a NAUGHTY cat!

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The amount of times I've mistaken Nandor for a pillow is a lot!

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I think my new kitten is of the man-faced variety!

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One of my house goblins sitting on my bin of house dirt

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[FO] Fresh out of the bath! Pattern by StitchingLand on Etsy

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Nandor had some feelings about the carrier...

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A low light photo taken of my beautiful void with my new phone!

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Loving the new CO plate design!

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HIGHLANDS RANCH HOME DEPOT TOO SPOOKY FOR SMALL CHILDREN

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My vintage glassware under a blacklight

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Nandor is NOT a fan of our matching spooky PJs!

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Look what's already on marketplace!

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Nandor may have RBF, but he's a devilishly handsome man!

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[WIP] All of my currently unframed pieces!

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Nandor wants to know what's wrong with YOU

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Photography company refuses to refund man whose fiancee was tragically killed months before their wedding, posts this on what should have been their wedding day

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IF YOU SEE LARGE TRUCK LIKE THIS WITH NO TAILGATE CALL 911! Stolen in Littleton likely headed toward Commerce City - License plate is POD 911

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SOMEBODY CALL WYATTS, THEY'RE SHIT TALKING OUR SUBIES IN r/AskReddit!

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If your presets don't look like this DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.

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Lasagna says, Go Avs!

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No voids here...

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[FO] Finishing this was WAY more difficult than it should have been due to me stupidly cutting off way too much extra fabric earlier in the project, but I got it done

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My daughter had an especially scary costume this Halloween!

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Drinking Celestial Seasonings tea when I'm sick always makes me feel better because it reminds me of when my elementary school went to the factory and we all got absolutely nose fucked by the mint room.

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My 10 year old finally rescued the baby rabbit our dog brought inside... only to let it go in the field down the road and watch a hawk swoop down and scoop it up the minute it started to hop away!

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The bike rack shed is open for business with all of these DEFINITELY NOT STOLEN bike racks!

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Just part of my foyer!

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Guess who pooped on a stack of homemade valenties?

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Sunset

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Ok guys I'm here! How long do I need to wait until couples in their 50s ask me to fuck?

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Today we said goodbye to our sweet Hank. Rest in paradise my sweetest angel 2013-2021

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My husband says he doesn't like Bill, but Bill has a different view of their relationship.

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[FO] My Witchy Stitcher Cryptid SAL is complete! My first time using linen and now I'm hooked!

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are you happy or sad to no longer see so many stickers of our rightfully elected president on gas pumps?

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what is the point of life?

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I got one of these cool free posters from the roadside but I need some styling help on where to place it!

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WARNING! BIG NATIVE ENERGY! When you gotta get that charcoal for some backyard steaks but you don't want to get your beamer or white new balances dirty!

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Just a table...

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The Colorado Snow Sandwich - when you're stuck behind and next to cars going unnecessarily and dangerously slow for the current road condition

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As a native a lot of things infuriate me, but perhaps nothing more than the nasty humans who protest outside of the Littleton Planned Parenthood

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We're all going to pitch in to rent this for the next meet up, right?!

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[WIP] Who else is feeling the chaotic energy of holiday gift stitching today?

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Snow projectile sheet on roof ✔️ Completely obstructed back windshield and windows ✔️ Blacked out tail lights to make sure everyone knows what an asshole you are ✔️✔️✔️

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[PIC] Nandor REALLY wants the thread bobbins that now have to live in a box inside a box specifically because of Nan!

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Nandor the Relentlessly Cute is my EVERYTHING

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My prayer plants pray to Satan

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Just a void garden stake...

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[FO] Did this last year and it's still one of my favorite finishes- a gift for a dear friend

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The excellent podcast Some Place Under Neith released the first part of their IBLP/ IFB series today!

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Forever in awe of my triostars vibrant colors!

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just saw this thing blastin down dry creek - who needs a killdozer when there's the arapahoe county swat truck?

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[FO] Zoom in for details! Two pieces I did by Quiltify Designs (with my own mistakes and additions) that I spent a SHOCKING amount of money having professional framed. 😭

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Petition to change denvercirclejerk to only pictures of cars with Colorado native stickers

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My daughter asked to be a robber for Halloween and now my car seems louder?

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Can anyone ID these weird, loud birds flying over my neighborhood?

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Dreaming about warmer days, getting my spine bruised on the Cyclone, and the 1990s Doritos vending machine I know is still in there...

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Did a fun summer activity with my daughter called wash mommy's car all by yourself! I even let her help vacuum because I'm such a fun mom.

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My 🍌 has almost outgrown her window! [reposted with flair]

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Do you think this heep has angry eyes because it gets parked so poorly?

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Went to buy something off fb marketplace and the neighbors had the same cars that I have.

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Maybe a mom's group also isn't the place to share this??

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A stock, white XJ right behind my stock, white XJ

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[FO] HOT OFF THE Q-SNAP. 49 days! All Souls Vierlanden by Quiltify Designs (washing, ironing, and framing to come!)

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Need name suggestions for the sign I just adopted from the side of the road :)

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Nothing gets me pumped up for work in the morning like Crazy Town's Butterfly followed by Wonderwall! NAMASTE FRIDAY FELLOW NATIVES!

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Daughter's friend is being a cop for Halloween so she wanted to be a robber. But now my car seems a lot louder??

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ARE U OK?!

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The best $120 I've ever spent on my shitbox- this bitch has four working window switches now!

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Who else remembers Leaps and Bounds at 470 and Quebec?

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There are two types of XJ people

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[FO] bless this mess 🗡🖤

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I GOT GOOSEBUMPS SEEING THIS! MY BODY IS READY!!!

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To all the SIQ SUBE owners I've offended with my vanity plates, you have my sincere apologies.

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Lasagna enjoying the morning sun from the cool side 😎

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Cursed hand.

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The side of a busy ass highway is probably my least favorite spot to be broken down at...

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While playing in our front yard my daughter just watched EMTs in full hazmat gear take one of our neighbors out of the house and into an ambulance... meanwhile I'm working from home and see that my boss (an attorney) has a full week of appointments set in our office next week...

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How much would you pay for this almost priceless piece of American treasure?

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Entire high school shutting down for two weeks in Highlands Ranch?

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10/10 perfect subie at SW Plaza today- I love you

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Pueblo only Colorado city named on bullshit clickbait article of 50 Most Miserable Cities in America

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What dark secrets does this TOWER OF LIES hold???

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Which one of my fellow natives is getting a divorce??

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Driver forgets they're not in the c470 toll lane anymore

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Since there seems to be a lot of confusion regarding death certificates, here are snapshots from two recent State of Colorado death certificates of a confirmed and a probable covid19 death.

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You would think someone so pro life would use their turn signal more regularly, but these fetus fetishists don't actually care about other living humans.

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I take these to help with the pain and fatigue of fibromyalgia but the hand weakness it also causes makes these almost impossible to open!

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The wind took down a huge tree outside my work today!

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Did the water in my raven globe go bad?!

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