Since the late 80s, my office has been collecting used staples that were removed from documents that needed to be microfilmed/scanned. Here is that collection.5yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/pics
And now the entire building is going to smell like it for the rest of the day5yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Moms for Liberty complaining about malicious compliance by Florida teachers regarding the don't say gay bill2yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Excuse me while I cough and gasp for the next 10 minutes for no reason3mo ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don't want to download and install something I'm only going to use once8yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Every time I watch a Food Network show where someone is using Rice Krispie treats1yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is our collection of used staples at work. These are all staples that have been taken out of documents here since the mid 80s and is the largest known collection of its kind.11yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
To the mildly infuriating guy driving in front of me this morning5yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW my coworker strikes up a conversation the exact moment I hit play on this podcast...for 15th time today7yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I'm playing Pokemon Go and watching a 10km egg hatch...and it's another eevee8yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When people take their food out of the microwave before it finishes and don't clear off the remaining time12yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I don't like bumper stickers in general, but this really defeats their purpose8yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW a coworker said she had to add some Coolidge to her radiator10yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Apparently today is Armageddon since there will never be weather again5yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/softwaregore
How you say something matters as much as what you are saying5yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This get-together at my work is being held at an oddly specific time6yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
That guy on the left. Fuck that guy, he had all day to merge. Do not let him in front of you.12yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I drove over one of these today. It did not speed me up. Mariokart lied.13yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/pics
When my non-celiac mother says she feels different after going gluten-free, even though a lot of what she still eats has gluten she doesn't know about9yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This grocery store is selling bone-in boneless pork loin6yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This much ginger ale had been put back into the refrigerator11yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
For those of us who always have to ask people to repeat what they said, this helps a lot9yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You don't even have to touch this button to activate it, it is the most sensitive thing on earth11yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Found this on my desk this morning, I wonder what it could possibly be...9yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/pics
There is a practicing shaman in Raleigh, NC. He is also a chiropractor.9yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Those electronic paper towel dispensers in public bathrooms. They don't want to give you anywhere near enough paper to actually dry anything12yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
It doesn't sound the same, and I don't consider it to be the same10yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I forget to take my glasses off before I drink a freshly-poured carbonated beverage and I get those fizz spots all over them12yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
They put confidential files in this lockbox at work everyday and then leave the keys in it12yr ⋅ clowns_will_eat_me ⋅ r/pics
